Profile of Enkidu

Such a BS bulletin, so OP and easy to abuse, Relic needs to re-think this one over, people are able to get Jadgtigers in no time at all, how are we supposed to dispatch ISU's faster? Come on now. Relic pls

What are you talking about man, this bulletin is UP as heck. There are so many times when I'm playing as OKW and I just got done pushing my buy panzershrek button for the 10th time and I think, "Man, I'm so sick of this meta, I wish I had another button I could push a few times to win the game."

Usually by that point in the game I've just gotten back from being afk doing my bowflex workout routine and listening to Rammstein and all of the HORDES of I think they're called slavniki (whatever the soviet infantry is called) and SWARMS of allied tanks have managed to almost kill one of my volksgrens who wasn't even vet 5 yet and I'm all like "Man, volksgrens are the worst core infantry in the game." Anyway, I think of building an 11th volks but the other day, some noob allied spammer built 5 (!) slavnikis and almost beat me so I don't want to be like that noob blobber and decide to pick a commander so I can use some of the 3000+ man power and 800 some odd fuel I have saved up and win with strategy and skill. I would have more fuel but OKW has that stupid fuel penalty and it takes a TON of micro to push that button on the repairy truck so I usually just skip it.

After looking over my commanders, I determine that most of the OKW doctrines are crap (I mean, fallshirmjaegers Relic? Wtf... if they're going to be so flimsy, at least give them some dps...) and usually go with the Jagdtiger so that I can destroy all of the SWARMS of allied tank wrecks from my base without having to risk my armor being destroyed by OP allied mines (soviet mines are the best in the game and OKW doesn't even have anything that can compare). I mean, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to give soviets salvage on one of their commanders? That just lets them spam more medium tanks... You don't see OKW getting good stuff like merge... #asymmeticalbalance.

So, like halfway through blowing up all the wrecks from my base so that the soviets can't salvage them, I look at my Jagdtiger cool down... AND IT'S STILL ON COOLDOWN... UGH! If I had a second one, I could kill all the wrecks twice as fast and then move into his base for the win (assuming I remember to hit "A" first and all of his OP slavniki don't kill me with AT nades first lol).

Anyway, long story short, if we had some good bulletins that actually affected the game (what is this relic, 1995?!) I'd be able to get my other jagd out sooner and maybe OKW wouldn't feel so weak.

Oh, btw, I know I brought up Soviets a lot in this post, and I know there's another allied faction, but I find that only low skill people play that faction and I usually beat them so fast I don't even remember what they're called.

Penal squads aren't suicide squads any more than say rifles, grens or any other infantry in game is. The flavor text/speech is just misleading and they should just call them something else so people stop bringing this up

what about reinforce speed plus sprint for cons while not in combat? that would help cons to reach the frontline fast

Interesting idea but giving cons a free out of combat perma sprint would be batshit op

PPShs are okay, Cons are not... They are the worst basic infantry arguably in all respects. They're good at vetting thanks to their squad size, but the veterancy does bugger all...

I think the ppsh upgrade is ok as is. It's cheap and specializes the squad into an assault squad (with oorah). I just think the recieved accuracy penalty cons got a few patches back needs to go. I'm not even sure why it was added. Cons have lowish dps because they're supposed to be tougher with the larger squad size; with the penalty and the new cover mechanic though, cons feel really squishy.

This is a good example of stats not providing a full picture. The t-70 and the luchs both perform very well against infantry, there's little room to dispute that. The luchs however, is a lot more survivable than either the t-70 or the Stewart. The Stewart barely even has room to be included in the discussion as it doesn't do anything well. I think Romeo put it best in his stream when he said "Now time to get this piece of shit out of here." He was playing mechanized and had just used his Stewart blind + captain + an at gun to take out a single puma, then recycled the stewart for better armor.