Lets break the translation down line by line:
The levels of delusion in this thread...
Facts and graphs are delusional.
Maybe you're just not that good at the game? It's only an issue if you make it one by constantly blaming the matchmaking.
L2P noob. I am way better than you. Git Gud son. Did I miss any of the usual detritus?
I can't comment on 4v4
I openly admit I have no idea WTF I am talking about. I did not read or am too dumb to understand all of the previous posts. But you are wrong.
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I am not trying to crap on your post. I just found it really funny how you worded it.
You did make a good point in between your post. ELO Hell increases with the number of players. You stated 2v2 does not have this issue from your experience.
Edit: I also think it's very advisable to stop looking at your rank at all. Just play and try to improve. Literally no one cares about another person's CoH ranks.
If you stop looking at your rank and others, you will play a lot of shit games you have ZERO chance of winning and you will definitely NOT have fun. You will only question the depths of stupidity the human mind can achieve and will probably become a racist. How many games do I have to sit thru hearing "Chinese are retards!!!" being spammed in chat before I become one of these idiots?
It is so weird, I have a lot of free time and I find it totally unacceptable that Relic waste it. Most of you have much less free time and here you sit advocating for Retardic to continue wasting that precious time. That cool aid must taste really good.