CallMeSarge Shoutcasts

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Good Evening Coh2.org, and welcome to the CallMeSarge Shoutcast thread.

I am going to call this one Season 4, episode 1. Yes, I know season 3 ended in 2011. Taking a break from CoH, I ended up clutched to the bosom of WmD (It was Rhino's bosom if you must know, it is... ample), playing Minecraft, DayZ, ArmA and Rocket League. A yearning for the good old days of COH enveloped me, one thing led to another, and here we are.

So I will preface this cast by saying: I am no CoH2 expert. If you want in depth insight and analysis, check out Tightrope's work, or the voluminous Library of ATR. If you would like to give me feedback on what I got wrong in the cast, please do!

So here we have it, episode 1, Trainzz v Szymek on Crossing In The Woods. I am joined by clan mate Kelly, aka WmD Wild Weasle. Suffice to say we are a bit rusty. Also I never used to have to do my own camera work before, so I guess that will show a bit. I used to have mans for that - oh where art thou esspressojim?

If you wanna check out my old stuff its here, but its so old the videos mostly do not work anymore.

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That was a lot of fun. Kelly sometimes randomly cut out though.

The game was good too, Trainz was on the ropes for a while, but the soviet played the lategame really poorly despite having T34/85s and mark.

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Great intro!

Nice to see you back in action.

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22 May 2016, 11:03 AMPurlictor

That was a lot of fun. Kelly sometimes randomly cut out though.

The game was good too, Trainz was on the ropes for a while, but the soviet played the lategame really poorly despite having T34/85s and mark.

Thanks dude! Yeah, the shoutcast skills were a bit rusty. You can tell by the shocking time syncs!

22 May 2016, 12:51 PMMajorBloodnok

Great intro!

Nice to see you back in action.

Cheers boss!

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CallMeSarge is back?!?, i remember him from the COH 1 early days when he made a couple of shoutcasts with HellFox83, or maybe im wrong since its been such a long time, but nice to see you again in the COH scene!

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Hah pretty fun cast!

It's kinda funny seeing how many stupid mistakes you make when you watch your own play again.

Btw, the Ostwind died because of a Teller Mine

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22 May 2016, 16:23 PMATCF

CallMeSarge is back?

Cheers mate, no idea who HellFox83 is though. But I casted with every man and their dog back around 2010. Best casters I ever worked with were Cadmus, Tommy, and FatalSaint. But HellFox? Nah I am drawing a blank mate.

22 May 2016, 19:17 PMTrainzz

It's kinda funny seeing how many stupid mistakes you make when you watch your own play again.

Btw, the Ostwind died because of a Teller Mine

Ah, that explains it. Glad you liked it dude. You gonna guest cast Episode 2 with me?

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22 May 2016, 20:53 PMCallMeSarge

Cheers mate, no idea who HellFox83 is though. But I casted with every man and their dog back around 2010. Best casters I ever worked with were Cadmus, Tommy, and FatalSaint. But HellFox? Nah I am drawing a blank mate.

Ah, that explains it. Glad you liked it dude. You gonna guest cast Episode 2 with me?

sure can do!

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And then we went and did it!

The Drunkcast train lurches into the station, driven by CallMeSarge and Trainzz. This we we have a 1v1 on Kholodny Ferma, between two highly ranked, internationally known and locally respected players: PanzerGrenadierAngreifen and Korean Airforce! (back from dead).

Its an odd game this one, but worth a look. Even throughout, and a few mistakes by both players.

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31 May 2016, 05:31 AMCallMeSarge

And then we went and did it!

The Drunkcast train lurches into the station, driven by CallMeSarge and Trainzz. This we we have a 1v1 on Kholodny Ferma, between two highly ranked, internationally known and locally respected players: PanzerGrenadierAngreifen and Korean Airforce! (back from dead).

Its an odd game this one, but worth a look. Even throughout, and a few mistakes by both players.

Nice cast!

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3 snipers from Spanky

Y U BASTARD!

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31 May 2016, 06:48 AMwuff

Nice cast!

Cheers mate!

31 May 2016, 07:12 AMSpanky

3 snipers from Spanky Y U BASTARD!

Sniper army is OP. You know what you did...

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Another week, another drunk cast. Replay spotlight of some WmD 2v2 action, so General Hell and I just had to get involved. Intense, action packed game right here, with two drunk casters so you know what that means right?

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Good to see you back casting again Sarge.

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Rosbone: One of my last major gripes about Coh3. Price is still too high I feel for growth. But progress is always good.
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Rosbone: I am not 100% sure but I think Relic actually fixed up the skirmish menus a little last patch. If so, thank you and keep it coming.
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01 Apr 2025, 20:29 PM

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01 Apr 2025, 20:19 PM

dasheepeh: no comic sans font for april 1st this year?
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Willy Pete: @Lady Xenarra this you? https://i.imgflip.com/3e4thi.jpg
01 Apr 2025, 02:53 AM

Lady Xenarra: Does anyone else think that USF needs buffs? It feels like they’re on life support sometimes
01 Apr 2025, 02:36 AM

Willy Pete: @Rosbone Ahh I missed that memo. I still think its a bad decision though. Adds frustration for players and isnt gonna make them that much money
27 Mar 2025, 15:46 PM

Rosbone: It is also good they left it free until after the free to play weekend. Points for that.
27 Mar 2025, 09:34 AM

Rosbone: But I agree, the cost to get a full decent Coh game pushing $115 US is not the best idea. Especially when it needs so much more work for casuals.
27 Mar 2025, 09:32 AM

Rosbone: To be fair, it was a thank you to early fans right? They said it was not free for long and it would become a pay DLC at some point.
27 Mar 2025, 09:30 AM

Willy Pete: Re-releasing free DLC so they can charge new players money for it. Brilliant marketing strategy

27 Mar 2025, 04:31 AM

Soheil: Coh2 still broken server ?
25 Mar 2025, 18:27 PM

Rosbone: Congrats to Relic. Looks like Coh3 has finally usurped Coh2 s the popular Coh. You smell terrific.

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24 Mar 2025, 02:46 AM

Nickbn: and again someone else replies. I mean come on guys. Give @adamírcz a chance
22 Mar 2025, 14:00 PM

Willy Pete: @Nickbn you didn't ask a question, and this is a chat box...
20 Mar 2025, 13:11 PM

Nickbn: @Rosbone it's incredibly rude to speak on someone elses behalf, especially when a question is directly adressed to them. I understand your passion for the subject at hand but I want to hear from him.
20 Mar 2025, 10:16 AM

Rosbone: @Nickbn No, I am just saying people should not be using any Relic owned forum since they have proven they ban anyone who says true things about Coh3.
18 Mar 2025, 19:01 PM

Nickbn: @Rosbone do you speak on his behalf? I didn't know. In that case keep us updated please.
18 Mar 2025, 16:47 PM

Rosbone: #RelicModdedEchoChamber
16 Mar 2025, 17:54 PM

Rosbone: @Nickbn True except, the only people on the Relic Discord/Reddit/Steam are brain washed monkey zealots. They wont even understand what @adamírcz is talking about. Anyone else is banned.
16 Mar 2025, 17:54 PM

Nickbn: @adamírcz might be a better idea to voice this to relic directly than to voice it here, in a shoutbox of a nearly deade fansite #justsaying...
16 Mar 2025, 16:36 PM

webdesign-muenchen-w: @Rosbone it is sick
14 Mar 2025, 22:09 PM

aerafield: @adamírcz aren't the first two disconnects free every day?
14 Mar 2025, 19:26 PM

Rosbone: It is so unlike Relic to punish its fans and community.
14 Mar 2025, 12:07 PM

adamírcz: So, I just got a leaver penalty without even getting onto the loading screen because of the game disconnecting, bravo Relic
14 Mar 2025, 10:45 AM

Rosbone: It is an indicator of the very short sighted capitalist view that plagues any company where leadership does not understand the product.
13 Mar 2025, 20:00 PM

Rosbone: They dont care about Coh3 or Coh in general. They are just trying to grab cash by ripping off the small user base they have.
13 Mar 2025, 19:58 PM

Rosbone: Just making mistake after mistake after mistake.
13 Mar 2025, 19:57 PM

Rosbone: It is clear they crapped out an unfinished game. And are now barely supporting it as they make new smaller games. Coh3 is stillborn. It will be meh for at least another 2-4 years. Meaning they killed the whole franchise instead of growing it.
13 Mar 2025, 19:56 PM

Rosbone: For a thing they could fix in minutes. Literally minutes.
13 Mar 2025, 19:53 PM

Rosbone: If I did play coh3 and was mainly a skirmish player, I would be pissed and probably stop playing. And it has been like this since release. Why? I would not tell my friends to buy a game I am not even playing. Lost sales and angered users.
13 Mar 2025, 19:53 PM

Rosbone: I am just saddened how Relic keeps hurting themselves by not fixing 5 minute things like menus. Why anger users with stuff that could be fixed in minutes???
13 Mar 2025, 19:50 PM

Rosbone: I was wondering why people think I was raging. I think it was when I said "because coh3 sucks so bad". That was not my opinion. Just a general feel from top players/streamers. I dont play Coh3 and have NO opinion of it.
13 Mar 2025, 19:48 PM

OKSpitfire: You can rage as often as you like btw, you usually manage to make it pretty funny.
12 Mar 2025, 11:18 AM

Rosbone: So it was a systemic failure across multiple disciplines and check points.
12 Mar 2025, 04:30 AM

Rosbone: Knowing how companies work, I imagine a new hire making the menus. The API they are using is complicated and things were hard to figure out. But at some point QA or management should have addressed these things. Usually within 6 months of starting.
12 Mar 2025, 04:29 AM

Rosbone: @theekvn I dont hate Coh3 or Relic. I just dont understand how you work on Coh3 for like 7 years and the menu system is worse than if a Programming 101 student made it. Feel free to explain it to me.
12 Mar 2025, 04:07 AM

theekvn: + 33% dmg rear hit was best deal ever.
12 Mar 2025, 04:00 AM

theekvn: KT just need fuel debuf from 15% to 50%, Ele arc of fire- aim time improve and they are good to go
12 Mar 2025, 03:59 AM

theekvn: and please Rosbone,I know you hate Coh3 to the bone due to your drama with relic, Still, Can you give a proper point of view instead of raging ?.
12 Mar 2025, 03:54 AM

theekvn: you rather go 76 to unity Whizbang 2.0 or go home.
12 Mar 2025, 03:52 AM

theekvn: also US tier 4 is 145f and Sherman pen 140 nerf is too much.
12 Mar 2025, 03:52 AM

theekvn: Whizbang lock behind CP, meanwhile stuka is techtree progress
12 Mar 2025, 03:51 AM

KoRneY: @aerafield It's possible that it is underpriced for what it is capable of now, no need to go full retard and take it immediately as a massive problem. It costs 60 more MP than a pz.3 and in 2v2 the barrage can be quite strong.
07 Mar 2025, 19:14 PM

OKSpitfire: I do like that they made the Stuka more expensive instead of nerfing it into the ground though. Found it pretty unsatisfying to use before that buff a while back....
06 Mar 2025, 16:35 PM

aerafield: USF already is by far the shittiest faction in terms of countering blobbing and turtling, now they supposedly have one overtuned tool locked behind a BG and it's immediately a massive problem?
06 Mar 2025, 13:33 PM

Lady Xenarra: I think post-2.0 Whizbang buffs, the price is too low esp since the Stuka got nerfed in cost too. Speaking of which, how exactly is one supposed to successfully dive this Sherman in disguise? Med tank spam running into SSFs?
06 Mar 2025, 12:13 PM

OKSpitfire: A powerful, doctrinal unit that outperforms stock stuff? Colour me shocked!

06 Mar 2025, 10:49 AM

Willy Pete: Cool you wanna lose your stock lategame arty too then?
06 Mar 2025, 03:20 AM

Lady Xenarra: WTB Whizzbang for DAK instead of Stuka, 5 fuel cheape, 60MP more expensive and next to impossible to dive.

05 Mar 2025, 20:27 PM

Rosbone: It is also hard to expect Relic to help Coh2 when they cant even make working menus in Coh3 yet, 2 years after release and at full price+ for DLCs. Thats like asking a fish to do calculus.
04 Mar 2025, 02:58 AM

Rosbone: But this last patch has made good progress for grabbing players. All we can hope is Coh3 gets to Coh2s quality level before everyone abandons the franchise. Its Relic so they will completely f*%k it up as usual. But its a hope/cope.
04 Mar 2025, 02:55 AM

Rosbone: Relic wants Coh2 to fail so players will migrate to Coh3. It is hard to blame them since Coh3 sucks so bad. It needs all the help it can get.
04 Mar 2025, 02:53 AM

Soheil: Coh2 is dead , full of map hackers , and lelic knows that but ...
04 Mar 2025, 01:26 AM

aerafield: Oh how I missed the weird spam bots, welcome back

03 Mar 2025, 13:05 PM

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03 Mar 2025, 06:48 AM

OKSpitfire: @aerafield that does sound familiar
02 Mar 2025, 09:06 AM

aerafield: @Lady Xenarra

02 Mar 2025, 01:45 AM

Lady Xenarra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndJx2yq79ZY
02 Mar 2025, 00:20 AM

Lady Xenarra: Ah, the gren faust-replacing-rifles bug/exploit.

01 Mar 2025, 18:24 PM

aerafield: CoH3 high elo is truly the dumbest CoH experience that ever existed
01 Mar 2025, 17:25 PM

aerafield: @OKSpitfire tbh I find it quite challenging to get the Pershing in time, having to suffer through the CoH3 tickrate and this endless bullshit meta of massive blobs going back and forth to the forward heal truck
01 Mar 2025, 17:24 PM

OKSpitfire: Well... going to be seeing the Pershing a lot for a little while, that thing is a monster.
01 Mar 2025, 11:44 AM

NigelBallsworth: axis stuff is getting more meme by the second
28 Feb 2025, 23:32 PM

aerafield: Cloaked instapin MGs at 0cp. I wanna see no more crying about the Dingo while that shit is in the game

28 Feb 2025, 20:38 PM

Willy Pete: And only on annihilation, and I have to let the AI live long enough...
28 Feb 2025, 02:04 AM

Willy Pete: Pershing is absurd, but ive still only gotten to use it against AI
28 Feb 2025, 02:03 AM

Lady Xenarra: WTB Pershing for Axis, that is all

27 Feb 2025, 13:32 PM

donofsandiego:

27 Feb 2025, 02:34 AM

donofsandiego: Return of the chatGPT writing prompt. Lets see how shinasukac responds to these questions utilizing the Socratic Method. Maybe he will give us an interesting look into his opinions
27 Feb 2025, 02:34 AM

Willy Pete: I havent even seen a pershing yet. Coh3 games still move too fast for it lol
27 Feb 2025, 00:30 AM

shinasukac: kingtiger=kingjoker
26 Feb 2025, 16:27 PM

Lady Xenarra: Has anyone actually used the KT much? My experience is that the match is usually over long before I get the CPs for it
26 Feb 2025, 14:35 PM

Rosbone: Can someone message me the day you can look at Coh3 and not face palm yourself in disbelief that actual humans worked on it? Much appreciated.
26 Feb 2025, 06:40 AM

Rosbone: The only way to feel good about Coh3 is to never look at Coh3. Once you see it, you cant unsee it.
26 Feb 2025, 06:37 AM

Rosbone: Observer mode sucks, player stats pages are scatter brained mess, etc etc etc
26 Feb 2025, 06:35 AM

Rosbone: It is really hard to tell people to buy the DLC with feeling like they are throwing their money down the toilet for a nearly dead game. But Big Tonks!!! Oh well, not my problem.
25 Feb 2025, 18:12 PM

Rosbone: No 4v4 maps, busted menus 2 years after release, still have not fixed janky sounds people have complained about for over 2 years, etc etc.
25 Feb 2025, 18:10 PM

Rosbone: And the skirmish menus are still at a BETA level. Just the largest game play mode completely ignored... again.
25 Feb 2025, 18:09 PM

Willy Pete: Oh wtf. Yeah the crossing remake was in the 2v2 demo. No more 3s and 4s is a bummer tho
25 Feb 2025, 16:42 PM

aerafield: What? No, he means that all the new maps are for 1v1. Though Im pretty sure they will be playable in 2v2 as well
25 Feb 2025, 15:50 PM

Willy Pete: Are the maps really locked behind dlc? Surely they must be in the regular update
25 Feb 2025, 15:22 PM

Rosbone: I would like to join in celebration with the 9% of Coh3 MP players who are getting ALL of the new maps. Woohoo! #3Tards
21 Feb 2025, 19:22 PM

OKSpitfire: I hope that at least one of heavies is a like-for-like reskin of the coh 2 ISU-152. I miss that thing.
21 Feb 2025, 10:23 AM

Rosbone: Buy our cool new large tanks that will never get played on the 4 new 1v1 maps added. Perfect synergy!

20 Feb 2025, 19:23 PM

Rosbone: Everyone ready for some deep penetration

20 Feb 2025, 17:13 PM

Lady Xenarra: I'm sure the ppl who defended it as balanced for Allies will be screaming like they got scaled with boiling water, in COH3. How the tables turn.
20 Feb 2025, 11:33 AM

Willy Pete: I think it was nuts with any engine damage. Especially on superheavies
20 Feb 2025, 07:03 AM

aerafield: Personally I think without the ram ability, it's worse than loiters for example
20 Feb 2025, 00:09 AM

Willy Pete: It combined well with most slowing abilities, not just ram stuns
19 Feb 2025, 23:36 PM

Willy Pete: Only??? I think not being able to shoot it down and the ramp up effect also had something to do with it
19 Feb 2025, 23:34 PM

Willy Pete: Really
19 Feb 2025, 23:30 PM

aerafield: AT overwatch was broken only because it came with the faction of T34 ramming
19 Feb 2025, 22:29 PM

Willy Pete: Love to see Relic really learning from their past mistakes. Let's bring back the dumbest ability in coh2, and charge money for it
19 Feb 2025, 20:34 PM

Willy Pete: New DAK commander will have AT overwatch as alternate choice to elefant
19 Feb 2025, 20:33 PM

aaa: Funy thing new players dont know that. And are trying to compete vs hacks
19 Feb 2025, 10:33 AM

aaa: Online gaming is trash in general, not just coh. On high level there are all cheats in most games
19 Feb 2025, 10:24 AM

aaa: 2 cheaters in 3 days. MH and DH
19 Feb 2025, 09:57 AM

aerafield: I am a simple man, I build Humvees with Pathfinders and Missile Launchers inside, I am happy
18 Feb 2025, 20:57 PM

Lady Xenarra: aerafield lamevee spammer confirmed

18 Feb 2025, 20:42 PM

aerafield: those who know, know: https://www.reddit.com/r/CompanyOfHeroes/s/fPk4yLIgmK
18 Feb 2025, 15:40 PM

adamírcz: Might be onto somethin here, combine side armour existing, maps where flanking is a viable option, and hopefully also heavies actually being less manouverable than mediums (lookin at you coh2), and it might be fun gameplay
17 Feb 2025, 13:39 PM

Willy Pete: Shouldn't coh3 heavies actually have insane front armor values? The glory days of 400+ Kt armor wouldn't be as bad when side armor is a thing. Not to say its a good idea lol
14 Feb 2025, 23:14 PM

aerafield: But then again, maybe CoH3 superheavies should actually have insane armor values because the whole game is designed for the clumsy & inept anyway

14 Feb 2025, 23:04 PM

aerafield: It's like you have to coordinate an entire orchestra of abilities and the correct units, meanwhile your opponent just clicks his 1 superheavy tank occasionally...
14 Feb 2025, 23:01 PM

aerafield: the giga frontal armor also made these units too oppressive in average or low ELO games
14 Feb 2025, 22:59 PM

aerafield: Massive HP pool but reasonable amount of armor is way healthier design
14 Feb 2025, 22:57 PM

aerafield: Say what you want, but the titanium frontal armor design of coh2 superheavies was bullshit. Too many bad players not getting punished for their bad micro because penetration RNG carries them
14 Feb 2025, 22:57 PM

Willy Pete: Also the attack ground with the pak40 looked perfect, that Pershing should be dead
14 Feb 2025, 19:18 PM

Willy Pete: Ahh just saw the other one that died. Some bad rng I think but there was an AT gun at med range for a chunk of that fight
14 Feb 2025, 19:14 PM

Willy Pete: Which KT? I saw one got almost deleted but it also showed its side to a hellcat AND the m5. I think the player even admitted he got lucky
14 Feb 2025, 19:10 PM

Lady Xenarra: I understand that the devs want to sell the Allied part of the DLC, but the KT got swiss cheesed like a COH2 bunker on treads

14 Feb 2025, 15:16 PM

SupremeStefan: They should make dlc separataly for axis and alies
14 Feb 2025, 10:28 AM

SupremeStefan: 25$ is actually a ok price for 40 abilites = 8 commanders = 4 battlegroups. But problem is that it comes in bundle
14 Feb 2025, 10:24 AM

Willy Pete: Have they shown the actual trees yet for the new commanders? Skimmed through the deep dive today, didnt see em
13 Feb 2025, 22:29 PM

Rosbone: Big Tonk boners incoming

13 Feb 2025, 17:38 PM

donofsandiego: Probably not
12 Feb 2025, 14:57 PM

Lone-Wolf: Hi guys. Error code -4. Any fixes?
08 Feb 2025, 17:09 PM

donofsandiego: Probably not
07 Feb 2025, 16:57 PM

SkYisTheLimiT_CoH: any coh2.org admin there ?
07 Feb 2025, 12:43 PM

Lady Xenarra: Ever the contrarian, aerafield.
07 Feb 2025, 11:59 AM

aerafield: I havent seen the new units in action yet (whose BGs will not be purchased by too many people as they are pretty expensive I recon), but I can say with 100% confidence that the Pershing needs a buff
07 Feb 2025, 02:31 AM

Lady Xenarra: I would think lots more players would come/return since there's so many iconic units being added in the new BGs. I just don't want to hear another 8+ yrs of Pershing need buff complaints
06 Feb 2025, 23:22 PM

adamírcz: If I had my supply of copium, Id say they might at least get enough money to not have to wait 5 months with problems that should be a matter of bi-weekly hotfix
06 Feb 2025, 23:10 PM

adamírcz: I mean, its overpriced,
06 Feb 2025, 23:10 PM

Rosbone: Will it help or hurt the current player base is the real question. Should add more players, but may drive many away.
06 Feb 2025, 19:17 PM

Rosbone: Yes you too can play with a persdhing for the low price of $24.99 USD. Or be the poor schlub who gets his rectum reconfigured who doesnt have the latest pay to win stuffs.
06 Feb 2025, 19:16 PM

donofsandiego: persdhing in coh 3? 😳
06 Feb 2025, 18:42 PM

Rosbone: @aerafield Ahhh, I think I made a pershing like twice in my life since that commander is pretty bad in 4s.
05 Feb 2025, 23:20 PM

aerafield: @Rosbone coh2 pershing has the same ability so, whatever. Though it's probably gonna be a 30 seconds ability to make it super broken pay to win, then 2 months later it will get "hotfixed" into a skillshot like coh2 pershing
05 Feb 2025, 22:00 PM

Rosbone: How do we feel about Pershing shooting thru multiple buildings?
05 Feb 2025, 19:43 PM

Rosbone: I am just happy Relic was smart enough to put this out now because the community was falling asleep waiting 3 months between patches. And a new/old map was shown

05 Feb 2025, 19:38 PM

aerafield: Not even the trailer can hide the trash sound effects
05 Feb 2025, 18:46 PM

Lady Xenarra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSvwH2mXje8 Well this should result in 'interesting' reactions...

05 Feb 2025, 18:43 PM

Rosbone: https://help.relic.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
05 Feb 2025, 05:43 AM

Ginaaa: https://streamable.com/v1k3ef
05 Feb 2025, 01:20 AM

Ginaaa: https://limewire.com/d/1b39278e-e971-45fc-8f49-ac804c731fdf#6Bd6jfTgMPkz7miCU_UNblaZ4ryumVcGLUO9i8b8W4A
05 Feb 2025, 00:43 AM

Ginaaa: how do i send replay to get him banned?
05 Feb 2025, 00:11 AM

Ginaaa: `just caught cooper47/ maphacking
05 Feb 2025, 00:11 AM

adamírcz: Oh well, I might look it up on dickcord and try upload anyway
02 Feb 2025, 00:27 AM

adamírcz: shiit, saw clean through me
02 Feb 2025, 00:26 AM

aerafield: That's exactly what a drophacker would say
01 Feb 2025, 22:37 PM

adamírcz: Just to be clear, Im askin cause I want someone banned, not coz I would wanna synchhack
01 Feb 2025, 15:10 PM

adamírcz: Do Relic still banana people for synchhacks in CoH2 or is it only for CoH3 now
01 Feb 2025, 15:09 PM

Lady Xenarra: Great, we're all getting somewhere

30 Jan 2025, 21:32 PM

Rosbone: @Lady Xenarra Yes, I am more than happy that Kill Counts were added. I apologize for the insane rant. Like everything else, if you want it done right you have to do it yourself

30 Jan 2025, 19:44 PM

adamírcz: Damn, didnt expect to trigger such impressive rant, but there is nothing I disagree with there

30 Jan 2025, 19:33 PM

Lady Xenarra: Errr, browser error. Come on, aren't you happy the game finally got a kill counter? I mean it's fantastic for viewing how many inf you mowed down charging MGs frontally

30 Jan 2025, 19:05 PM

Lady Xenarra: @Rosbone
30 Jan 2025, 19:04 PM

Rosbone: *trip on
30 Jan 2025, 18:13 PM

Rosbone: Damn it, you got me talking about Relic again. I had almost completely forgotten about Coh3, like most everyone else. You can only watch waterheads tri n the sidewalk so many times before its just sad.
30 Jan 2025, 18:13 PM

Rosbone: They offer no help to the underling because they dont know shit, they just annoy them until they quit and go somewhere else. There it is, the business in a nutshell.
30 Jan 2025, 18:08 PM

Rosbone: Like most companies, if someone is good at their job they dont get promoted. So only the dumb rise to management roles. These people are usually what I call list makers. All they understand is "I have a task on my list that needs done, did you do it?".
30 Jan 2025, 18:06 PM

Rosbone: It is extremely sad that some moron like me could go there and out work everyone there in multiple roles.
30 Jan 2025, 18:05 PM

Rosbone: So now it has multiple points of failure and relies on asynchronous internet calls. Just the dumbest of the dumb work at Relic. It is clear, they have no concept of what is good or bad.
30 Jan 2025, 18:02 PM

Rosbone: The old file had player name, position, rank, RelicID, SteamID. Coh3 should have included these and player color. Now it just has player name and IDs. You have to go search for the rest of the data from a Relic server.
30 Jan 2025, 18:01 PM

Rosbone: In typical Relic fashion, they did something truly great and then f*cked it beyond repair in a fit of retardation. I have not looked deep in Coh3s files but I would imagine it is still broken. They should have expanded the local info, but its Relic so....
30 Jan 2025, 17:58 PM

Rosbone: @adamírcz Not sure which CELO you are using, but all CELOs pull information from a Relic server. This is because Relic is retarded. All the data neded used to be in a local file, then Relic broke it.
30 Jan 2025, 17:56 PM

adamírcz: and now its back on; noice
29 Jan 2025, 22:56 PM

adamírcz: why the fuck is celo down?
29 Jan 2025, 22:41 PM

SteamNOC: teamkiller ban plz
29 Jan 2025, 16:21 PM

NigelBallsworth: @GenMe what you're saying makes sense, but if that's the case, the designers are creating a situation that makes it very irritating and not at all fun to play Allies, seeing as the player of average skill gets stomped 4 out of 5 times by players of noskill
28 Jan 2025, 23:49 PM

Soheil: Axis 3v3 , 4v4 but Alies strong in 1vs1 and 2vs2
28 Jan 2025, 22:41 PM

OKSpitfire: Relic*
28 Jan 2025, 16:05 PM

OKSpitfire: Which brings up back to the inevitable: How on earth could they allow- Oh of course, the game was released in a really broken and unfinished state, much like the last one. But this time the publisher has had enough. Cheers for that.
28 Jan 2025, 16:03 PM

OKSpitfire: I think these things especially annoy the community because it brings us back to obvious strategic bullshit and exploits that were already a 'thing' that got painstakingly corrected in the previous iteration of the game.
28 Jan 2025, 16:01 PM

OKSpitfire: I think it's more that the lessons learned from all the years of carefully balancing the previous game haven't been learned or carried over. Thats and mechanics have generally been dumbed down to make the game more noob friendly.
28 Jan 2025, 15:50 PM

OKSpitfire: I dunno. I find the idea that anyone would purposefully make one faction stronger than another in a multiplayer RTS game kind of dumb. Why would any designer do this? There's no upside.
28 Jan 2025, 15:49 PM

Rosbone: But the miss was for good reason, to increase the player count and sales. But it has removed too much of the pleasure of out skilling your opponent.
28 Jan 2025, 11:13 AM

Rosbone: Because noobs that cheese are too competitive. Coh2 really was as good as it gets in every aspect of RTS. Relic just needed to fix some small issues and add mechanics. They missed the mark a little.
28 Jan 2025, 11:10 AM

Rosbone: @GenMe Finally someone gets it. Coh2 was designed so varying levels of skill could play together. This increases the available players. Which helps everyone due to better match making. Sadly Coh3 took this idea too far. Which has alienated top players.
28 Jan 2025, 11:08 AM

GenMe: same in coh 2, you pretty much guarantee an axis late game victory, so all they have to do is last out, it also makes them easy to play for newer players, no need to flank, squad wipe late game units
28 Jan 2025, 09:47 AM

GenMe: the reason axis is OP is because they have a massive following, you cant blame relic for listening to thier target audience, a strong axis faction makes more money
28 Jan 2025, 09:45 AM

NigelBallsworth: and then "EZ", like no shit it's ez. team Axis is ez mode.
27 Jan 2025, 22:45 PM

NigelBallsworth: @aerafield "low effort, maximum reward" is an excellent way to phrase the shit that a LOT of Axis players do in team games.
27 Jan 2025, 22:38 PM

Lady Xenarra: @aerafield Given how much screaming there is about it already, there’s nothing for me to say to add to it.
27 Jan 2025, 14:04 PM

aerafield: Ofc the axis main won't mention the Wespe with double barrage and no cooldown

27 Jan 2025, 00:26 AM

Lady Xenarra: So will we be seeing substantial nerfs to the SPG spam in 2.0? Bishops were already pretty obnoxious before 1.8 but the extra MP reinforce costs now make SPGs in general an ez click to win option.
26 Jan 2025, 13:47 PM

donofsandiego: the location will be dug double wide so that coh 3 can fit beside it
26 Jan 2025, 07:04 AM

donofsandiego: Upcoming: Operation Shed. For this operation, we will be relocating Coh2.org to it's permanent resting place behind the shed.
26 Jan 2025, 07:03 AM

Rosbone: This has been a paid for announcement from The People for the betterment of Coh Society.
23 Jan 2025, 20:11 PM

Rosbone: And at a point when they need to have as many positives as they can. Instead they drop the ball and beg people for upvotes. You wouldnt need begging if you just did your jobs, like ever.
23 Jan 2025, 20:08 PM

Rosbone: They put out new maps and increase the chance you get the new maps! Great idea! Thanks! Now its been 2 months of getting the same map over and over and over. How do they always fail themselves. Turn a positive into a negative everytime.
23 Jan 2025, 20:07 PM

Rosbone: Seriously now, how is Relic still around. They cant do anything at all without F'ing it up.
23 Jan 2025, 20:05 PM

GenMe: Its pointless even recording wins or losses in coh or any other RTS, they are being maphacked to death
22 Jan 2025, 05:16 AM

aerafield: But make no mistake, this is not supposed to be a "DAK OP" rant. The whole game CoH3 is designed in a way so that stupid players can perform well and reach high ladder spots. Low effort, maximum reward strategies are everywhere
21 Jan 2025, 22:51 PM

aerafield: Yeah I was gonna say, you clearly never saw the 10 IQ 10 APM blobbers roaming around on CoH3's top 20 ladders as DAK. Blobbing VSL Pgrens near the camouflage truck
21 Jan 2025, 22:47 PM

Lady Xenarra: Nvm, I was wrong about VSL. Ultra efficient blob smashers go brrrrrr
21 Jan 2025, 21:31 PM

Lady Xenarra: VSL is a myth, that is all.
17 Jan 2025, 20:10 PM

Rosbone: Ahhh I see the time span was less than a month for my view.
16 Jan 2025, 15:35 PM

Rosbone: 1600 is also lopsided based on 3v3 or 4v4.
16 Jan 2025, 15:32 PM

Rosbone: 4v4 has enough players or Wespe blobs but 3v3 doesnt? Some good axis teams are only playing 4v4?
16 Jan 2025, 15:31 PM

Rosbone: @aerafield What is up with the Coh3 win rates? 4v4 1500 has axis at 57% winrate. Same setting in 3v3 is allies at 52% win rate.
16 Jan 2025, 15:30 PM

Rosbone: Bueller? Bueller?
16 Jan 2025, 15:16 PM

aerafield: weekly shoutbox post

16 Jan 2025, 11:49 AM

Rosbone:

09 Jan 2025, 11:04 AM

Willy Pete: So yes, he was very much doing Ullu things

09 Jan 2025, 00:56 AM

Willy Pete: @Rosbone Couldn't spam pumas, he ragequit after 4 mins. Told his teammates they sucked and disappeared into a puff of smoke
09 Jan 2025, 00:55 AM

Rosbone: @Willy Pete Did he spam Pumas and do all the great Ullu things?

09 Jan 2025, 00:16 AM

Willy Pete: I played against Ullumulu in coh2 today. The legend lives on
08 Jan 2025, 20:32 PM

blvckdream: @Rosbone yeah ... still no alternative to coh2

05 Jan 2025, 09:12 AM

Rosbone: @blvckdream They just might. Glad you are still in the mix brother!
04 Jan 2025, 14:59 PM

blvckdream: @Rosbone I submitted a request. Let`s see if they do something lol
04 Jan 2025, 12:28 PM

Rosbone: If you go thru the process, please mention @aerafield just for kicks

04 Jan 2025, 10:54 AM

Rosbone: relic stopped banning people. But was rumored to do a ban-wave recently. They just announced this new portal: https://help.relic.com/hc/en-us/sections/36051779792147-Code-of-Conduct-Relic-Account
04 Jan 2025, 10:53 AM

blvckdream: Obvious map hacker. doesnt even hide it. who can i send the replay?
04 Jan 2025, 09:25 AM

blvckdream: https://www.coh2.org/ladders/playercard/steamid/76561199369132244
04 Jan 2025, 09:25 AM

blvckdream: Is there still a way to report coh2 maphackers?
04 Jan 2025, 09:19 AM

donofsandiego: "boo womp"
03 Jan 2025, 19:01 PM

donofsandiego: me when my riflemen blob gets insta wipeb by a V1
03 Jan 2025, 19:00 PM

Rosbone: @Willy Pete

03 Jan 2025, 03:33 AM

Willy Pete: And apparently Relic has as well lol
03 Jan 2025, 02:37 AM

Willy Pete: Do enough people care to even complain? I don't mind the v1 but I've given up caring about balance
03 Jan 2025, 02:36 AM

Lady Xenarra: @aerafield

01 Jan 2025, 14:11 PM

aerafield: "Deploy a devastating V-1 rocket capable of wiping out the opponent's base immediately. Only 9.99$ BUY IT NOW!"
31 Dec 2024, 22:19 PM

Lady Xenarra: I am surprised by the lack of screaming that the V-1 will be in the new battle groups.
31 Dec 2024, 14:55 PM

Rosbone: Its going to be one of those years.
25 Dec 2024, 12:39 PM

donofsandiego: rosbone coming out in the shoutbox was not on my 2024 bingo card
25 Dec 2024, 06:46 AM

Hannibal: Relic lost their most professional CoH3 hater
24 Dec 2024, 11:48 AM

Rosbone: However, since Relic added kill counts I cannot trash Coh3 anymore. And have subsequentially started to sprout breasts. I am slowly transitioning into a Coh3 enjoyer

23 Dec 2024, 13:43 PM

Rosbone: Its good to see people coming back even if it is to trash Coh3 and shit talk each other. That is what men do.

23 Dec 2024, 13:41 PM

Rosbone: @skemshead How do you know they are idiots? I mean. I know. But how do YOU know?

23 Dec 2024, 13:40 PM

PatFenis: Hilarious how late people jump on the hate wagon. bro the train left the station 2 years ago. Fuck off and let this site die in peace.
23 Dec 2024, 10:20 AM

OKSpitfire: @aerafield

23 Dec 2024, 09:13 AM

skemshead: Lol, you two idiots think i am referring to brown people and the female lead in the single campaign. Nothing to do with game being utter shit.
23 Dec 2024, 07:36 AM

skemshead: Coh3 target audience appears to be younger generation, console users and maybe asian nationalities ( hence the child like cartoon animation and colour scheme )
23 Dec 2024, 07:34 AM

aerafield: "all these bright colours and the woman in the campaign put my straight sexuality and conservative views in danger!"
23 Dec 2024, 03:08 AM

donofsandiego: "wehhh wehhhh, there are brown people and women in my WW2 video game, the woke mafia strikes again!!"

23 Dec 2024, 00:58 AM

berkeley: hi, how can i dump files with essence editor ? I want to dump images similar to this repo https://github.com/aoe4world
22 Dec 2024, 22:47 PM

skemshead: @Rosbone Because its fucking shit. It is blatantly obvious that they changed their target audience and its not fucking mature white dudes.
22 Dec 2024, 21:36 PM

Rosbone: Going full guano on 'em.

22 Dec 2024, 12:13 PM

Rosbone: @skemshead "You cut me bro. You cut me deep." - Relic
22 Dec 2024, 12:11 PM

skemshead: Coh3 is boring as batshit, no soul.
22 Dec 2024, 10:36 AM

skemshead: Coh3 is also absolutely terrible from a spectator perspective.
22 Dec 2024, 10:35 AM

skemshead: There is zero chance relic can turn coh3 around the way they did with coh2.
22 Dec 2024, 10:32 AM

Rosbone: Hopefully we can look back and laugh in a couple years. But the Steam reviews are diving again so...

19 Dec 2024, 08:03 AM

Rosbone: @donofsandiego The counts are up a little. Coh3 actually passes Coh2 for a short period now. So Coh3 is no longer shit. It has a way to go to be "good". But it is healing.

19 Dec 2024, 08:01 AM

donofsandiego:

19 Dec 2024, 06:28 AM

donofsandiego: Last time I was on here my good friend Rosbone told me that CoH 3 is shit because it doesn't have visible kill counts. Well, it has them now. Where are the players?
19 Dec 2024, 06:27 AM

Rosbone: @Soheil Relic is in a hard spot. They need players for Coh3 so it hurts their Coh3 sales to make Coh2 even better than it already is. So we are all lost waiting for Coh3 to get finished to our liking.
19 Dec 2024, 02:50 AM

Rosbone: @Sinsa-Koso You can request it. But it will never be deleted

19 Dec 2024, 02:48 AM

Sinsa-Koso: Hello! Can I request my account be deleted?
19 Dec 2024, 02:28 AM

Soheil: Coh3 neither has realistic graphic nor diversity anyway , The big issue im coh2 is cheaters . Developers do not care about these map hackers or sync hackers who most of them are chinese
18 Dec 2024, 21:56 PM

Rosbone: @DIRTY_FINISHER My guess is none of those people play coh3 and are mostly gone from the community

18 Dec 2024, 07:17 AM

DIRTY_FINISHER: Whens the “player council” going to accept some responsibility for the failure that is COH3. Considering they had influence on development and impact to in game units/mechanics

17 Dec 2024, 15:46 PM

oakdk: Anybody know what has happende to coh3 forums on relic webpage ?
16 Dec 2024, 11:26 AM

Willy Pete: Blasphemy. @aerafield get to work on this fool
16 Dec 2024, 03:58 AM

Reverb: coh3 is not a good game i must say
14 Dec 2024, 23:34 PM

Reverb: relic should stop coh3 and do hing with coh2 again and make new maps and balance and units and make player base 10000 again
14 Dec 2024, 23:34 PM

aerafield: Rico will save this forum
13 Dec 2024, 16:52 PM

Rosbone: Player 8 (Rico) has entered the game.
13 Dec 2024, 11:41 AM

Osinyagov: Since it's the only coh-related source left in my list (funny and sad at the same time)
08 Dec 2024, 07:56 AM

Osinyagov: @Gbpirate I am visiting site from time to time, see some content here would be great
08 Dec 2024, 07:55 AM

Rosbone: Fatality!
08 Dec 2024, 03:13 AM

Brick Top: you only need one veto to veto coh3

07 Dec 2024, 22:56 PM

Grim: adding rapido river crossing but not another veto was insane
07 Dec 2024, 18:03 PM

Rosbone:

06 Dec 2024, 08:16 AM

Rosbone: Read the last line in the post and then go play Coh3.
06 Dec 2024, 08:15 AM

Rosbone: https://www.coh2.org/topic/109999/bug-coh2-sight-around-objects
06 Dec 2024, 08:15 AM

Willy Pete: Receives kill counts. Loses its own Discord server. A day in the life of coh3.
06 Dec 2024, 02:21 AM

Rosbone: Coh3 has visible Kill Counts. What more does a man need in this end of times apocalyptic hellscape?
05 Dec 2024, 23:47 PM

Brick Top: thats the best thing ive heard about coh3 all year
05 Dec 2024, 22:57 PM

luvnest: the executable is runnable at least
05 Dec 2024, 20:55 PM

cammilo: Hi is coh3 playable now? or not yet
05 Dec 2024, 17:06 PM

Rosbone: @Gbpirate I think there are more than 7 people that come here. They just never post anything. But yeah, 5 minutes is about right.
05 Dec 2024, 16:55 PM

aerafield: @Gbpirate probably a wasted effort if it takes more than 5 minutes tbh
05 Dec 2024, 14:11 PM

Gbpirate: Fellas, should I continue making news posts here on .org?
05 Dec 2024, 12:22 PM

OKSpitfire: Basedsecretary was responsible for about 90% of the actual forum traffic as well. It was quite hard to decipher most of the time, but it was something to laugh it.
05 Dec 2024, 11:17 AM

aerafield: It all went downhill when Katitof stopped showing up here

04 Dec 2024, 23:55 PM

Rosbone: Weneed the Coh3stats or CohdB guys to make a site. Because Discord is no bueno for important discussions.
04 Dec 2024, 21:14 PM

Rosbone: There were talks of reworking this site before Coh3 was released. BUt I dont think it ever got passed the wishing stage. Would have been nice for the 7 of us that still come here

04 Dec 2024, 21:13 PM

PatFenis: screw this shoutbox tho, and eating inputs which are not visualized

04 Dec 2024, 12:55 PM

PatFenis: Was a pleasure to experience forum degeneracy. Now everythings is on encapsuled discords or burried in reddit with its "search" function. o77o
04 Dec 2024, 12:54 PM

Hannibal: Well, we had a good run I'd say
03 Dec 2024, 22:36 PM

KETTA: opps mistake
03 Dec 2024, 16:54 PM

KETTA: STEAM_0:1:150953567
03 Dec 2024, 16:52 PM

aerafield: yes and yes

02 Dec 2024, 21:49 PM

Tobis: the shitbox finally is dead
02 Dec 2024, 20:35 PM

Tobis: oh no is this site dead now forever
02 Dec 2024, 20:35 PM

Vermillion_Hawk: Maybe when the game is $10, or free, people will actually play it. Free was the only thing that temporarily convinced me to try it at least.
28 Nov 2024, 05:49 AM

Vermillion_Hawk: Wow, one more patch like that and Company of Heroes 3 might actually exceed its decade-old predecessor in player count, if nothing else.
28 Nov 2024, 05:48 AM

PatFenis: I think we found the reason ))
28 Nov 2024, 05:09 AM

donaldfufu: SO I SPEAK SOMETHING BANNED MY GAME?WHO GIVE THE RIGHTS? FK RELIC DEAD PARENTS!
28 Nov 2024, 04:41 AM

Nickbn: where to better ask why you are banned than on a dead fansite @donaldfufu
27 Nov 2024, 17:58 PM

OKSpitfire: Yeah, you'd have to say something pretty heinous to get banned from Coh2 these days! I don't think cheating counts anymore.
27 Nov 2024, 15:46 PM

Rosbone: Relic has not banned anyone from Coh2 in a long time. Did you do something really really bad or maybe say something bad in Twitch chat, Discord, etc?
27 Nov 2024, 03:17 AM

donaldfufu: who can tell my how 2 get support
27 Nov 2024, 02:46 AM

donaldfufu: why i have been banned from coh2 , i do nothing!
27 Nov 2024, 02:45 AM

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