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This isn't particularly useful against other players, but I thought I would share this info because it's kind of a nice thing when you're fighting AI that spam mines:
Let's say you have a sherman 105, a chaffee, and a greyhound, and you want to dive the enemy base but you don't want to wait for minesweepers.
First, you give the sherman 105 a move order,
Second, select the chaffee, and then right click on the sherman 105,
Finally, select the greyhound, and then right click the chaffee.
They do, in fact, follow each other. At least, until they "catch" their target. As long as you keep the sherman 105 moving, they won't catch it, and the sherman 105 can effectively sweep mines while the other tanks take the path the sherman cleared.
I actually didn't think to try this until recently because I knew it wasn't a thing in coh 2 or 1. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was possible in coh 3!
Like I said, it's not likely to be useful vs. players, but its a fun little thing to do when you're fighting AI that likes to plant mines all over the place. |
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ok but they did not add soviets best faction so basiclly axis biased game .. although they gave germany italian units so the kind of nerffed them also
how do you explain that axis get machine guns that kill ns suppress everyone in the map for 240mp if allied bias |
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i will be coh 3 gaming and nobody can stiop me |
Wow. Just… wow again. Every time I read one of your posts, I feel like I’ve opened a random page of the Book of Revelation, only it’s being narrated by someone who just discovered YouTube at 3 a.m. and never looked back.
You know, Nick, I'm really impressed by your prose. Here I am filling the thread with AI garbage and you're taking your time to actually be creative and write all this excellent clapback with your own human organic brain. It puts me to shame. You're a blessing to this decrepit, dying message board.
...“Where is the modern day protector of western women and children?” really hit me. I looked everywhere! Behind the sofa, in the pantry, even under the couch cushions, but alas, no protector was found. Maybe he’s still buffering in 4K to one of your video ramblings
You just have to look harder... I found mine under my bed. Unfortunately he was covered with dust bunnies and I had to brush him off a little bit.
I think it would be cool if there was some kind of Company of Heroes board game... Does anyone know of good WW2 board games? Tabletop RPGs are cool too. I've been getting into those recently (there's a TTRPG version of Fallout!?! Yes... and they're soon to release a New Vegas expansion)
Hope you continue breathing new life into this old mummy. |
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Sorry that this is happening to you. Reminds me of trying to play CoH 1 online. If you weren't part of the "club" (such and such hours minimum), you just got kicked out without a word. At least there I didn't have to suffer through insults. |
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You know, Reverb, I tried going back to CoH 2 recently, and what I experienced shook me to my very core…
It started like any normal match—familiar maps, the constant hum of battle. But as I pushed my Soviet forces into a garrisoned building, something felt... off. Inside, I found an American officer, his uniform slightly tattered, staring blankly at a Commissar who stood there, his face hidden beneath his hat. I thought it was just a glitch at first, some weird animation mix-up. But no, the two soldiers turned towards each other, their eyes locking in a way that made my stomach churn.
Then, in a horrifyingly intimate moment, the Commissar pulled the American officer close. The clash of nations melted away as their lips met in a passionate kiss, their hands roaming with a desperate urgency. It was like something out of a fever dream—the kind of thing that shouldn’t exist in the world of war, but somehow did. My screen froze for a moment, and I almost considered quitting, but then... the madness escalated.
Outside, the US soldiers, led by the now smirking officer, lined up in the streets of the city. They began waving rainbow flags, marching in celebration of something unholy. It was a Pride parade—but not like any I had seen before. The German soldiers, too, emerged from their positions, donning strange smiles, their uniforms now adorned with rainbow colors. But the most unsettling sight of all? The German soldiers were holding rainbow flags between their buttocks, proudly parading down the streets, their faces flushed with excitement.
I stared at my screen in utter disbelief. This wasn’t just a bug. This wasn’t some kind of quirky mod. This was CoH 2, twisted and warped into something unrecognizable—something alien.
Sturmtigercobra was right... But it's not just CoH 3... they got CoH 2 too... |
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Oh, please—don’t even get me started on Company of Heroes. You think accusations of cheating are exaggerated? Try playing Cooking Mama where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you can chop veggies fast enough, not if someone’s hacking their way through the game. You want to talk about fair gameplay? Cooking Mama is the true test of skill. No “map hacks” here, just good old-fashioned cooking!
Unlike the overblown drama of Company of Heroes—where it’s always someone else’s fault when they lose (cheater! map hack!)—Cooking Mama teaches you real responsibility. If you mess up a recipe, it’s on you. No one’s accusing Mama of cheating, and you don’t get to blame a “flanking tank” or a “plane” for your mistakes. It’s just you and the kitchen, friend.
And let’s talk about the "damage modifiers" nonsense you mentioned. You had to kill a Tiger tank with all those weapons? In Cooking Mama, you’d be busy whipping up a delicious cake without anyone saying, “She’s using mods!” You know why? Because it’s a real game, and it doesn’t need to lean on these ridiculous gimmicks.
Honestly, if you really want to experience the thrill of true competition, without the crying over supposed hacks, I suggest you step away from Company of Heroes and try Cooking Mama. No one’s going to accuse you of cheating when you nail a soufflé! |
Any chance you have been banned recently? Arguing with people, killing your teams bases, racial comments?
Misgendering? |
Seems like it's in a much better state than it was on release, and on the PS store it's 75% off right now. Check it out maybe.
Having fun playing it with my friend 
Yes I posted this in the CoH 3 Central because nobody looks at any of the other ones. Furthermore, who's gonna stop me? |
Wow. That was quite a leap from a simple in-game strategy to CIA mind control, blackmail rituals, and quantum water healing. Impressive vertical takeoff into the insanity of your mind there.
While I admire your passion, tying a 4CP game mechanic to global conspiracies, secret cults, and Andor fan theories might be a bit much for even for the trolls and downhill incline of COH2.org. Maybe let’s keep this one about the game and save the geopolitical sci-fi thriller for another forum, or if I may offer you advice, your therapist.
Damn Nick I do not remember you being such a savage with your forum posts 😭😭 |
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