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Sorry that this is happening to you. Reminds me of trying to play CoH 1 online. If you weren't part of the "club" (such and such hours minimum), you just got kicked out without a word. At least there I didn't have to suffer through insults. |
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You know, Reverb, I tried going back to CoH 2 recently, and what I experienced shook me to my very core…
It started like any normal match—familiar maps, the constant hum of battle. But as I pushed my Soviet forces into a garrisoned building, something felt... off. Inside, I found an American officer, his uniform slightly tattered, staring blankly at a Commissar who stood there, his face hidden beneath his hat. I thought it was just a glitch at first, some weird animation mix-up. But no, the two soldiers turned towards each other, their eyes locking in a way that made my stomach churn.
Then, in a horrifyingly intimate moment, the Commissar pulled the American officer close. The clash of nations melted away as their lips met in a passionate kiss, their hands roaming with a desperate urgency. It was like something out of a fever dream—the kind of thing that shouldn’t exist in the world of war, but somehow did. My screen froze for a moment, and I almost considered quitting, but then... the madness escalated.
Outside, the US soldiers, led by the now smirking officer, lined up in the streets of the city. They began waving rainbow flags, marching in celebration of something unholy. It was a Pride parade—but not like any I had seen before. The German soldiers, too, emerged from their positions, donning strange smiles, their uniforms now adorned with rainbow colors. But the most unsettling sight of all? The German soldiers were holding rainbow flags between their buttocks, proudly parading down the streets, their faces flushed with excitement.
I stared at my screen in utter disbelief. This wasn’t just a bug. This wasn’t some kind of quirky mod. This was CoH 2, twisted and warped into something unrecognizable—something alien.
Sturmtigercobra was right... But it's not just CoH 3... they got CoH 2 too... |
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Oh, please—don’t even get me started on Company of Heroes. You think accusations of cheating are exaggerated? Try playing Cooking Mama where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you can chop veggies fast enough, not if someone’s hacking their way through the game. You want to talk about fair gameplay? Cooking Mama is the true test of skill. No “map hacks” here, just good old-fashioned cooking!
Unlike the overblown drama of Company of Heroes—where it’s always someone else’s fault when they lose (cheater! map hack!)—Cooking Mama teaches you real responsibility. If you mess up a recipe, it’s on you. No one’s accusing Mama of cheating, and you don’t get to blame a “flanking tank” or a “plane” for your mistakes. It’s just you and the kitchen, friend.
And let’s talk about the "damage modifiers" nonsense you mentioned. You had to kill a Tiger tank with all those weapons? In Cooking Mama, you’d be busy whipping up a delicious cake without anyone saying, “She’s using mods!” You know why? Because it’s a real game, and it doesn’t need to lean on these ridiculous gimmicks.
Honestly, if you really want to experience the thrill of true competition, without the crying over supposed hacks, I suggest you step away from Company of Heroes and try Cooking Mama. No one’s going to accuse you of cheating when you nail a soufflé! |
Any chance you have been banned recently? Arguing with people, killing your teams bases, racial comments?
Misgendering? |
Seems like it's in a much better state than it was on release, and on the PS store it's 75% off right now. Check it out maybe.
Having fun playing it with my friend 
Yes I posted this in the CoH 3 Central because nobody looks at any of the other ones. Furthermore, who's gonna stop me? |
Wow. That was quite a leap from a simple in-game strategy to CIA mind control, blackmail rituals, and quantum water healing. Impressive vertical takeoff into the insanity of your mind there.
While I admire your passion, tying a 4CP game mechanic to global conspiracies, secret cults, and Andor fan theories might be a bit much for even for the trolls and downhill incline of COH2.org. Maybe let’s keep this one about the game and save the geopolitical sci-fi thriller for another forum, or if I may offer you advice, your therapist.
Damn Nick I do not remember you being such a savage with your forum posts 😭😭 |
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Qanon schizoposting hours |
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what new commanders and abilities did I miss, guys? last time I was here it was Australians. |
Thread: banned8 Jul 2025, 22:42 PM
sucks to suck |
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How do you think this mechanic compares to other abilities in the game? Are there similar abilities that feel more or less balanced, and why?
In what ways could a mechanic like this affect strategic depth? Could it potentially add a layer of complexity that rewards careful planning and positioning?
What role do you think mines should play in COH3? Should they be more about tactical placement, or can they be a tool for more immediate, area-denying actions?
If the game developers were to alter this ability, what changes would you propose to maintain its strategic value while addressing your concerns?
In my own personal opinion, I think it would be best if they explode on contact when falling, but require friendly engineers to dig the mines into the ground, "setting" them in order for them to explode afterwards.
Freely I admit that I haven't played the game in a while so I don't really know how exactly they work rn |
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