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Our dear friend Helping Hans is a one of the best Coh 2 players but he needs your help! He is heavily malnourished as you can see here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNjjNEGkA4&list=UU_U_lJzNp9GN_jDPndZAuRQ

and cannot continue the fight!

Please lets donate some sandwiches for him =*(

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Haha that's so cruel XD.

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Must get hans some fish'n'chips,

heh

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lol!

No, I think Hans has sufficient access to food, but u see Hans brain is so smart and active it consumes so many calories, his digestive system can't keep up!

Kidding aside I think its a combination of high metabolism/alertness.

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There is but one solution.

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Lol, this thread being in the balance section is already epic.

Here you go Hans, expect this in your mail in a week.

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Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like ****

Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?

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So he's going to japan for the food?

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26 Aug 2014, 13:19 PMSarantini

So he's going to japan for the food?

For tentacles.

He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.

Japan is all about tentacles.

25 Nov 2015, 11:09 AM$nuffy

Maybe it's 'cause the Axis players aren't a bunch of forum crybabies, and they keep their cool and fight the uphill battle, unlike some of their "allied" counterparts.

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26 Aug 2014, 13:18 PMUberHanz

Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like ****

Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?

If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.

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26 Aug 2014, 13:25 PMKatitof

For tentacles.

He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.

Japan is all about tentacles.

I instantly lost focus on my meal thinking about what you said...

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26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PMsteel

If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.

This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!

Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.

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26 Aug 2014, 13:38 PMUberHanz

This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!

Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.

Yes that's the one, it's more fattening than a Medium Big Mac with fries and coke though.

More fats and calories. Good for Hans I guess?

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Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morning

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26 Aug 2014, 13:42 PMSarantini

Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morning

There are times when you will be so hungry that you would eat 3 servings of this in the morning at 4am after sleeping for 3-4 hours.

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26 Aug 2014, 14:32 PMKronosaur0s

Best you don't tempt Hans.

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26 Aug 2014, 13:38 PMUberHanz

This?

Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!

OMG Nasi Lemak FTW. Get Hans introduced to some South East Asian cuisine and see how easy he can keep that weight off

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