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When I read the notes I thought flames were getting a nerf.

BOY WAS I WRONG.

Flames of all sorts (particularly from vehicles) seem totally OP right now. Do you all agree?

KV-8 is great fun to use now. Having attack ground is also hilarious in many situations. Not sure if OP but it is certainly very strong.

Fixed

I can see Relics balance designer now...

'What? The Ostheer howitzer does less damage than the Soviets?' he flings his cup at the lead programmers head. 'What do you think you are doing man!? Do you not know about Krupp Steel?!'

'B..b..but sir, it's just a 10.5cm artillery piece...and the unit description...'

'Bugger the unit description you blithering idiot!' the balance designer cries, pieces of bratwurst flying from his mouth. 'Buff the LeFH immediately, nerf the ML-20 as far below it as you can get away with. Some of the community has been complaining, we'll get away with it.'

'Yes sir, right away sir,' says the programmer, bowing repeatedly as he backs towards the door.

'Not so fast,' the balance designer mutters, freezing the programmer mid bow. 'There must be some other things we can change around or throw in.' He snaps his fingers. 'That's it! Buff the luftwaffe strafes and nerf the allied ones; we all know the glorious luftwaffe was far superior, I bet they could even cause more damage crashing their planes than allied pilots!' He falls to the ground, laughing maniacally as the programmer looks on in horror. At last he stops, reaching for a schnitzel before continuing.

'This new faction for the axis...It is...Sufficiently powerful yes?'

'F...f...for the axis my lord?' whispers the programmer. 'The uh...the UKF are an allied faction...we thought...'

'You what?' The balance designers knuckles turn white, crushing the schnitzel in his hands like an american body beneath the tracked wheels of Krupp Steel. 'You what?!' He shouted, voice echoing in the hall.

'We thought the designs were great sir, a late game armour faction for the allies to match some of the late axis armour pieces...'

The balance designer turns and rushes towards the programmer screaming at the top of his voice: 'Krupp steel! Krupp steel!' He shook the programmer in his arms. 'Krupp steel you idiot! It was supposed to be an axis faction! Why would we give any allied faction such tools? Do you want to destroy this game?'

The programmer fell down blubbering. 'I'm sorry my lord, but it's already been released. What can I do?'

There was a deep sigh.

'It's too late to change sides now.' He turned away and closed his eyes for a moment. 'Give it a few weeks, then begin systematically nerfing everything that even compares to the beautiful armour of our axis factions. Do I make myself clear?'

'Y...yes m...mein fuhrer,' sobbed the programmer, crawling from the room.

The balance designer walked back towards his throne, clasping his hands together. Soon all would be as it should have been. Soon they would all see the might of how it was. He began to rub his small, narrow moustache in glee.

'The LeFH may not do as much damage as some soviet artillery pieces, but it makes up for it with decent range and a faster rate of fire.'

Might need to change that unit description.

and still relic is nerfing sturmtiger in next patch,relic plz revert the sturmtiger changes and rework its veterancy ffs.

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sturmtiger is a joke compared to a.v.r.e and in real life sturitger shell is much stronger and yet reclic wants to nerf it even more in the next matach by decresing its a.o.e and that not all sturtiger all 5 veterancy are joke compared to a.v.r.e all the vets of avre are relevant and op to the unit.....a vet 5 sturtiger >> avre but in game its insane....if avre remains better than sturitger in next patch m leaving coh 2 thats all gg relic i dont care just maket sturiger 230 fuel or something but make it a better unit dont insult the history behind the unit.FUCK RELIC !!

Buff SturmTiger! Nerf AVRE!

These kind of threads make me so happy This is why we Allies can't have nice things

Give it its 16 rocket salvo back and Fixed

Currently it cant even reliably wipe an enemy weapon team in the middle of the radius. Infact alot of the time it paints a circle around said target.

yesterday in a game on Ettlebrook station, I found the USF players Ambulance with his infantry healing up, Major squad, few rifle squads and a Pak howitzer team. Fired my Pwerfer thinking id get some juicy hits...

5 kills... like what the fuck

I KNOW if that was a katy barrage they woulda been massacred.


Its faction opposite the Katyusha, has a far more effective alpha strike being more accurate and having higher AOE. Then follows up with more strikes... Giving huge area denial or making SURE the target squad(s) are dead if they dont retreat. and even THEN often a rocket overshoots and clips a surviving squad trying to retreat.

Im not asking for the pwerfer to be as good as the katy (even tho it comes later and costs the same and has less range)

But it would be nice if you could fire it and rely on it to be effective.

It's again dependent on range. You do have to move the Katy close to have a good effect. If it's firing from max range and I have a half track around I'll just reinforce and move around. If it is close you can move squads out after the first rockets hit as there is a delay and the area being barraged is smaller.

Alright alright, calm down, thats enough lol

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Seriously, LefH is good against slow/static tanks and will easily finish them on low health as well as stopping repairs.