Favorite Lines of Dialogue?

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Some of my favorites:
"These fucking construction workers are no match for Guards!" - Guards after they wipe an engineer squad (died laughing the first time I heard this)
"Just another trip through the countryside, I just wish it wasn't this country" -Storms/Pgrens after a move order
"Pretend they are bags of gold!" - Cons when stacking sandbags
"Didn't see much of the movie, but I did see what was under that cheerleader uniform..." - Rear echelon randomly


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"Then want us to attack a Sturmpanzer. That's right, a Sturmpanzer."
"You want us to attack an elephant? Yal vol."
-Osttruppen

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~ Panzergrens if you order them to go inside a 251 or 250

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"one, two, some, lots, I dunno!" - Reinforcing Infantry sections
"it's a tank, we drive over and through things!"
"bloody Boche, more trouble than bints!
And everything else that has to do with wanking, wankers, and involves the use of "bloody"

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And this
https://youtu.be/MaF_dkuGLjE?t=13

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Favs from coh1 brits sections.
Lets not shoot eachother when things get exiting.
This weather makes me think god's a bloody gerry.
Suck my muzzle gerry.
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Conscripts yelling something along the lines of "a gift for you!" when they toss a molotov at someone always makes me chuckle. Though sadly nothing holds up to vCoH's dialogue. Brits come close.
“A gift for you, from the people!”

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"We will be back!" - Shock terminators
"It's just a tank, fire!" - Shocks, whose submachineguns can dispatch tanks with ease
"Even tanks fear shock troops!" - Shocks who have just murdered a tank
"That half-track will carry us in style" - Shocks who are being carried in style
"We are guards infantry, they are dead infantry!" - Guards infantry
"Who stole my biscuit?! This is not the soviet way, comrades!" - Idle troop who had his biscuit stolen


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„Oh no, they killed Lenny. Bastards!“ - Grenadiers when somebody died in the squad.
„I was senior sergant three times, but they continue to devoting me!“ - Conscripts small talks.
„...He was sent to France. All i can say, his coffee was awful!“ - Grenadiers small talks.
„When this war will over, i recommend to keep an eye on Russians. I am sure, that they planing something!“ - USF Riflemen small talks.
„They suggested new one-piecer uniform, and what if i decided to take a dump during the combat?“ - USF Riflemen small talks.
„It‘s called a machine gun, you goonish bastards!“ - someone from Ostheer units, when engaged the enemy HMG.
„Do not fuck with T-34“ - T-34 in action.
„That‘s how we do it in the Minsk“ - Penals, when they blowed up something with satchel.
„We are moving! Jurgen, toom the crap“ - Ostheer Panzer IV after receiving the order to move.

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