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1 Apr 2013, 11:22 AM
#22
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Really good! the first few seemed like right, but then suddenly it went really odd! :D I gotta say, this was funny as hell!
1 Apr 2013, 11:29 AM
#23
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"HITLER CALL-IN
Unleash the Fuhrer as a Special Hero Unit. Adolf appears as a single-use call-in ability at any point in the game. He enters the field from the default off-map position riding a column of fire and has three main abilities. The first is a passive health regeneration for himself and all nearby units. The second is a Propaganda-War style effect where the Grosster Feldherr aller Zeiten repells all nearby hostile units to their retreat point. The third is his "Optische Kernschmelze" ability that shoots a narrow lazer beam at any nearby targets, rendering all but the most high tier Russian units dead in less than a second. Out of his eyes."

Boring, i thought Hitler will have a upgrade to wear a robot suit, denying any incoming fire.
A_E
1 Apr 2013, 12:14 PM
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Number #783 ARM BAR

1 Apr 2013, 12:15 PM
#25
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Nicely done, the first few weren't strange so I thought nothing of it, but then it hit me. Well played! <clapclap>

Greets
Schepp himself
1 Apr 2013, 12:19 PM
#26
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Dammit!

Was looking forward to the T-35 with Minecraft skins!
1 Apr 2013, 12:21 PM
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1 Apr 2013, 12:36 PM
#28
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"56.Barbed wire becomes alive" 10/10 XD
1 Apr 2013, 12:38 PM
#29
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LOL.

But whoever wrote this: if you are in a condition to spit out 113 of these you will either die or make a lot of money from it.
1 Apr 2013, 13:03 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post1 Apr 2013, 12:14 PMA_E
Number #783 ARM BAR



Armbar is 850-1111 lol. >.>

I glanced over it and actually asked my friend about the lol champions one since I was unsure why they would do that. When I saw CPU speed is inadvertently your fuel rate I got a bit suspicious though. :D
1 Apr 2013, 14:30 PM
#31
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Those were hilarious! Got to admit I was believing them until: Rotbraun skin with pink-colored flare tubes. XD
1 Apr 2013, 15:50 PM
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1 Apr 2013, 15:55 PM
#33
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great pic

source Relic fb

I could make a properly bad joke about the girl on the right, but I'll resist haha :D
1 Apr 2013, 16:19 PM
#34
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She's a pretty important Relic member BTW :P http://www.relic.com/about/Alisa-Nelson/
1 Apr 2013, 20:03 PM
#35
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Good,Good! but where is Anti-cheat system?Who is protect my Coh 2?i hope map-hack comes to 2 months after the start.Maybe some f.. guys working on map-hack at the momenth.
Coh-1 have the map-hack from the beginning.

I think it will be a good game coh 2..But We need first good anti-cheat system.Like LoL like ... other games shit!!

sorry :)
2 Apr 2013, 15:32 PM
#36
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hahaha nice aprilfools :) MVGame
22 Feb 2014, 20:24 PM
#37
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i am going to boost the views on this thread MVGAME
22 Feb 2014, 20:25 PM
#38
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Please stop bumping old threads, akosi. You've been warned.

*this one is awesome tho* :P
22 Feb 2014, 20:44 PM
#39
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Please stop bumping old threads, akosi. You've been warned.

*this one is awesome tho* :P


oh you dont understand the art of trolling :D
22 Feb 2014, 20:46 PM
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I understand that if you keep spamming worthless posts, we will ban you for it.
22 Feb 2014, 21:06 PM
#41
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I understand that if you keep spamming worthless posts, we will ban you for it.


you either die without spamming or you live long enough to see yourself become a Nullist. MVGAME
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