Dev team release Intel Bulletins

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"Ability to reduce your opponent's popcap to nil for 600s"
Is this a typo? 60 seconds seems reasonable, 600 is plain OP.
The rest seems reasonable though MVGame

"If they hid the resources in a collapsible overlay and you had to solve a sudoku first to have a glance at your resources, it wouldn't be much harder than it is right now." - cr4wler

Multi Quote

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DevM: lol dude
DevM: leveling up in multyplayer
DevM: actually gives you
DevM: advantages
DevM: what the fuck
InPepsiColaWeTrust: dude
InPepsiColaWeTrust: taht's april fool
DevM: ah
InPepsiColaWeTrust: noob
InPepsiColaWeTrust:

DevM: got me

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*facepalm*

I only read the first thing it didn't say skin on it :d.

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hahaha??!!! at first I was reading it and was like WTF ?! is this

but then I got it.. .

Aprils fools day!!! hahaha *facepalm*
they got me

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I was worried these unlocks would ruin the game but #34 sounds pretty cool actually.

Someone has to tell us who wrote these, a lot of them are pretty good.

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These are perfectly in line with Relic's mission to give people with more money more power. I look forward to buying all of these with all my money I own.

On a related note, I need more donations. MVGame

Where are my pgren dress textures? Relic pls.

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I fell for this when I first saw the article. *sigh*

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Silly Vasilij

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1 Apr 2013, 01:22 AMc0mpl3x1ty

Where are my pgren dress textures? Relic pls.

If this is in the game, plexy stream can expect a large donation

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Hitler call in MVGame

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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
Instantly calls AmiPolizeiFunk's Skype and catapults him from out of his bed and onto the mic to commentate your every move

LOL

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Nice on guys

'Hitler call-in' Call on the führer himself.. Lmao

My favorites:

Woof - Anti tank dog bombs (wtf?!)

Mein Kamp'Fires - Marshmallows issued by Hitler improve effectiveness of fires ('Mein

KampFire', I see what you did there ^^)

Oprah! - New battle cry means you get upgraded weapons, everyone gets upgraded weapons.

HAL - All units AI now equivalent to Iron Roman micro skillz

Red Dragon - War Elephants can now fly and breathe fire

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
Instantly calls AmiPolizeiFunk's Skype and catapults him from out of his bed and onto the mic to commentate your every move (Lmao ; I'd like to see this implement actually)

QUEEN TIGER
Have your key battle tank commanded by a flamboyant Broadway Musical enthusiast who just *loves* to drive his lovely pink war-machine around in delicious swishes