Profile of BeltFedWombat

COH is the sweariest game on the internet. I am merely being consistent but I will take your point on board for future posts. It was meant to be a rant.

Yo Dave

I am level 9 1V1 but would like to up my 2 v 2 game. I am also in the UK. PM me on here if you like.

Obviously, my idol being Ir0nR0man, I wish to provide you with a testosterone-fuelled stag-spamming partner with which to utterly dominate the 2 v 2 ladder.

Edit: Steam - AirfixPanzer

Hello everyone in CoH land.

So I am trying to up my game. I watch a few of Inverse's replays and learn the Ango Cut. Fast forward to an automatch and for the first time ever I am *pleased* to be Wehr on Ango South. I follow the strat religiously and get my bike north of the first fuel point yadda yadda.

My opponent, a level 8 Ami, has gone for a controversial (and frankly, fucking doomed) WSC start and the strat (with even my shit micro) allows me to tear up his HMG team. My bike wheels north and spots a sniper (which is what bikes are for, right?). Result = one dead sniper.

So it starts: You are hacking. How did you spot my sniper?

WITH A FUCKING RECON ASSET DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE, FUCKTARD

Anyhoo, I send a volks squad and a pio squad to cap his cut-off as per the strat (which involves dumping an MG bunker on it straight off the bat).

So here he goes again: How did you see that?

SEE WHAT!! ITS YOUR FUCKING CUT-OFF POINT!!

The guy doesn't stop. I have a 'magic sniper detecting bike' and am map-hacking. The classic was when I hit a +16 muni point he was trying to cap with defensive arty (I went defence AS PER THE STRAT). "How did you drop a firestorm there??? HACKER"

ITS NOT A FUCKING FIRESTORM YOU TARD ITS FUCKING DEFENSIVE ARTY

Now I wouldn't moan but this happens all the time and I wouldn't mind BUT I AM A VERY AVERAGE PLAYER.

What is the most retarded allegation of hacking you've been subjected to??

Love and Peace

BFW

I wonder, given the high attrition rate of Soviet inf, if Red Army units actually even get vet or if you can just keep on feeding the meat-grinder.

Still having problems with Brits... funnily enough Semois isn't too bad but Langres is a bitch. Played a good level 10 Brit and the speed at which he went from one Tommy squad to a wailing, crawling armada of PIAT and Bren spitting death.... was scary.

My AC micro simply wasn't up to it and by the time I had an AC halftrack there was a fucking *Cromwell* on the field.

I suck.