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When you have a fully lobby and a mod's on, and the game starts, people start leaving after 10 seconds, and that's how I win 10 custom matches in a role, because the enemy keeps leaving 10 seconds after the match starts.

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You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.

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11 Sep 2016, 15:22 PMJohnSmith

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.

Ahahaha)))

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11 Sep 2016, 15:22 PMJohnSmith

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.

Okay, I'll do one

Grenadiers got wiped
Better ask for a fifth man
in the forums now

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I do better
Roses are blue
Spider are red
Harambe is not dead
Dududuuu

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11 Sep 2016, 15:22 PMJohnSmith

You could have made a haiku instead.

When you got full lobby,
the game starts but people do leave
sadness and rage left behind.

holy shit

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11 Sep 2016, 17:14 PMGrittle

Okay, I'll do one

Grenadiers got wiped
Better ask for a fifth man
in the forums now

Or use Bosstruppen.

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11 Sep 2016, 17:51 PMStug life

I do better
Roses are blue
Spider are red
Harambe is not dead
Dududuuu

Roses are Red
Harambe was shot
I am Rick Harrison
And this is my Pawn shop

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Moved to Scrap Yard

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
Show me your tits

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Hey, that's pretty good

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I open my browser
To see PMs from Pencil
What nasty pictures

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Soviets are red
Americans are blue
I'm stuck in the middle of Europe
So is the German Army too.

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Poetry is the most boring thing thats being teached on school

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12 Sep 2016, 15:55 PMSwift

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To/see/P/Ms/from/Pen/cil (7)
What/nas/ty/pic/tures (5)

11 Sep 2016, 15:22 PMJohnSmith

You could have made a haiku instead.

When/you/got/full/lob/by,(6)
the/game/starts/but/peo/ple/do/leave (8)
sad/ness/and/rage/left/behind. (6)

go to the forums
realize these aren't real haikus
I am now butthurt

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Roses' damage increased from 2 to 4
Violets are over-performing, so we removed crush as a game mechanic
Fuck you

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12 Sep 2016, 20:36 PMwouren

go to the forums
realize these aren't real haikus
I am now butthurt

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I thought haikus were 5/7/5

And now I realise I put six syllables in the first line, whoops.

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When Lobby Is Full,
Last Guy is downloading mod,
Download gets stuck,
Everyone else leaves,
Really sad and frustrating,
The curse of human impatience.