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6 Jul 2016, 08:25 AM
#1
avatar of Dangerous-Cloth

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My most iconic coh2/lelic moment:

My Panzergrenadiers were running around with their panzerschrecks and then they encountered a T70. They proclaimed: "this cute little panzer is shooting at us, adorable like a puppy. kill it!". A milisecond later the T70 one shotted the squat :foreveralone:

6 Jul 2016, 09:24 AM
#2
avatar of Tiger Baron

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One shot the squad*

One of mine was about a day ago when I was retreating my vet 5 KT and then out of nowehere a wild M42 appeared on the flank and took it down, instant vet 3.
6 Jul 2016, 09:38 AM
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6 Jul 2016, 13:32 PM
#4
avatar of Tiger Baron

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NO, WE ARE HERE!


WE ARE EVERYWHERE!
6 Jul 2016, 17:09 PM
#5
avatar of RealName

Posts: 276

I heard stuka bomb.

I move my at wall and mgs.

I move them near my mortars.

Bomb drops..

:foreveralone:
6 Jul 2016, 19:30 PM
#6
avatar of Grittle

Posts: 179

Crashing Planes before Relic fixed them....

*shudders*
6 Jul 2016, 20:54 PM
#7
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I also had those through the whole maps shots which kills arty/ambulance happen.
7 Jul 2016, 12:13 PM
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7 Jul 2016, 13:08 PM
#9
avatar of medhood

Posts: 621

I witnessed a USF Mortar once wipe a 3 man retreating squad
7 Jul 2016, 13:21 PM
#10
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I also had those through the whole maps shots which kills arty/ambulance happen.


I don't get what happened here...
7 Jul 2016, 13:26 PM
#11
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I don't get what happened here...


A long time ago (before Brits came out), Flamethrowers had a random chance to combust (and kill the carrier, while they become destroyed) with each incoming shot.

In the video, the flamethrower combusts instantly the moment it becomes available, thus marking the shortest ever lifespan for a flamethrower in the history of CoH2.
7 Jul 2016, 13:54 PM
#12
avatar of CartoonVillain

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A long time ago (before Brits came out), Flamethrowers had a random chance to combust (and kill the carrier, while they become destroyed) with each incoming shot.

In the video, the flamethrower combusts instantly the moment it becomes available, thus marking the shortest ever lifespan for a flamethrower in the history of CoH2.


Ah, hence the "blessed" in the title. Thanks.
7 Jul 2016, 14:57 PM
#13
avatar of Spin

Posts: 85

RNJesus has been patched out mostly :( Sad thing really.

Skillplanes were great, particularly when USF AA HT instakilled any planes on the map (and you were against the old Luftwaffe doctrine with infinite strafing runs)
7 Jul 2016, 16:17 PM
#14
avatar of Frost

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I don't get what happened here...


That feeling the some ppl here doesn't know facts which are nota bene part of my life.
7 Jul 2016, 16:24 PM
#15
avatar of Kamzil118

Posts: 455

I remember a time when the Western Front Armies came out. A vet zero Raketenwerfer could insta kill a full health Sherman. A time when the USF could bleed manpower like a stuffed pig.
7 Jul 2016, 16:57 PM
#16
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my most recent funny,ironic,LELic,rngtrololoo-moment was when i won 2 games in a row playing as axis with the new "balance-patch"..... :p

...andddddd.....

it was awesome..

:foreveralone:
7 Jul 2016, 19:27 PM
#17
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I remember a time when the Western Front Armies came out. A vet zero Raketenwerfer could insta kill a full health Sherman. A time when the USF could bleed manpower like a stuffed pig.


Well, i had a full health penal squad (no flamer) lose against a raketenwerfer inside a garrison.
-1st shot kills 4 models
-Okay i'm gonna just throw a satchel aaaaaaand the 2nd shot snipe another model
-...
-Okay you win this one :gimpy:

Or the moment you lose 2 snipers against the same Zis gun (thankfully it was just a yolo 4v4 game).
7 Jul 2016, 20:17 PM
#18
avatar of Mr.Smith

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I once forgot a captured pak-40 outside of prioritise vehicles.

A Vet3 unugraded PGrens pulled a flank on me, and just I panned my camera to focus on them, the pak40 fired a shot, instantly annihilating the full-health squad.
8 Jul 2016, 12:01 PM
#19
avatar of Dangerous-Cloth

Posts: 2066

I once forgot a captured pak-40 outside of prioritise vehicles.

A Vet3 unugraded PGrens pulled a flank on me, and just I panned my camera to focus on them, the pak40 fired a shot, instantly annihilating the full-health squad.


Lol, classic!
8 Jul 2016, 12:52 PM
#20
avatar of Helical

Posts: 2

Had a Firefly (Vet 3) trying to retreat from TWO medium hp Pz IV on low HP with Engine Damage. The front armor bounced 3 shots on close range. Thank you RNGesus.
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