Donations-Helpings Hans
26 Aug 2014, 10:52 AM
#1
Posts: 179
Our dear friend Helping Hans is a one of the best Coh 2 players but he needs your help! He is heavily malnourished as you can see here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNjjNEGkA4&list=UU_U_lJzNp9GN_jDPndZAuRQ
and cannot continue the fight!
Please lets donate some sandwiches for him =*(
26 Aug 2014, 11:01 AM
#2
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Haha that's so cruel XD.
26 Aug 2014, 11:12 AM
#3
Posts: 254
Must get hans some fish'n'chips,
heh
heh
26 Aug 2014, 11:26 AM
#5
Posts: 896
lol!
No, I think Hans has sufficient access to food, but u see Hans brain is so smart and active it consumes so many calories, his digestive system can't keep up!
Kidding aside I think its a combination of high metabolism/alertness.
No, I think Hans has sufficient access to food, but u see Hans brain is so smart and active it consumes so many calories, his digestive system can't keep up!
Kidding aside I think its a combination of high metabolism/alertness.
26 Aug 2014, 11:48 AM
#6
Posts: 656
There is but one solution.
26 Aug 2014, 13:14 PM
#7
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
Lol, this thread being in the balance section is already epic.
Here you go Hans, expect this in your mail in a week.
Here you go Hans, expect this in your mail in a week.
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26 Aug 2014, 13:18 PM
#8
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Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like **** 
Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?
Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?
26 Aug 2014, 13:19 PM
#9
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So he's going to japan for the food?
26 Aug 2014, 13:25 PM
#10
Posts: 17914 | Subs: 8
So he's going to japan for the food?
For tentacles.
He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.
Japan is all about tentacles.
Maybe it's 'cause the Axis players aren't a bunch of forum crybabies, and they keep their cool and fight the uphill battle, unlike some of their "allied" counterparts.
26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PM
#11
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
Though I can fully understand him. English food tastes like ****
Sausages & beans for breakfast? Fish n chips wrapped in newspapers? And whats with all the vinegar sauce?
If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.
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26 Aug 2014, 13:26 PM
#12
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
I instantly lost focus on my meal thinking about what you said...
For tentacles.
He will eat tentacles, watch tentacles and sleep with tentacles.
Japan is all about tentacles.
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26 Aug 2014, 13:38 PM
#13
1 Posts: 247 | Subs: 2
If you think that's bad, try coming to Malaysia for a breakfast. We eat rice with cucumber, boiled egg(only half of the egg), nuts, anchovies and some spicy stuff.
This?
Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!
Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.
26 Aug 2014, 13:40 PM
#14
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
Yes that's the one, it's more fattening than a Medium Big Mac with fries and coke though.
This?
Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!
Japanese food is delicious! Just dont eat the wrong fish. Or you die.
More fats and calories. Good for Hans I guess?
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26 Aug 2014, 13:42 PM
#15
2 Posts: 2181
Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morning
26 Aug 2014, 13:57 PM
#16
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
Looks very delicious but I doubt I could eat that in the morningThere are times when you will be so hungry that you would eat 3 servings of this in the morning at 4am after sleeping for 3-4 hours.
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26 Aug 2014, 14:32 PM
#18
Posts: 1701
Blaue Division - The best corp
BPX - Black Phoenix, Clan leader.
BPX - Black Phoenix, Clan leader.
26 Aug 2014, 14:33 PM
#19
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
Best you don't tempt Hans.
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26 Aug 2014, 15:10 PM
#20
Posts: 132
This?
Looks at least healthy... and spicy... gonna try it!
OMG Nasi Lemak FTW. Get Hans introduced to some South East Asian cuisine and see how easy he can keep that weight off
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