Profile of BeltFedWombat

I think PzGrens should be Tier One with maybe a bit of a tweak. Grens should be T2 and it's this unit that gets the Shrek upgrade. Bigger, slightly weaker unit.

It turns the early wehr game on it's head and gives them a real boost versus US. If the USSR call-in reliance is broken with better core units then SU is balanced versus the Wehr change too.

I think smaller, close combat infantry for wehr makes an interesting early game match-up - after all cons have the long range advantage, oo-rah and mollies. It turns into a bit of an ambush dance with the pzgrens wanting to get up close.

Now we've got that out of the way.

All I want from Relic is:

1. Performance tweaks. My rig is a monster. It is the large hadron collider. I paid a lot of money for it and it eats other games for breakfast. Yet I have some issues with CoH2. This makes me a sad panda.

2. A balance patch that does for OKW what the March Deployment patch did for the other factions.

3. A more relaxed, chilled-out attitude towards discussing stuff. You aren't the NSA. Chill. The' Fuck. Out.

4. Related to 3, why in general terms don't you just discuss what you'd like to do in future. Man, I've followed the Creative Assembly for *years* before and after Sega. They discuss stuff in a way you don't. Take the criticism, Relic, we love what you do but this is (by a country mile) your biggest problem as a company and hamstrings any attempt to have a meaningful dialogue with fans / customers and community.

5. Yeah, this community is fractious and a bit of a nightmare. It's like herding cats. Ignore fifty per cent of what they say. Do stuff for single player. Then ignore another forty per cent. But ten percent of what this community says is golden. That's the bit that needs capturing. It's like that aftershave from Anchor Man. Sex Panther - I dunno, a third of the time it works thirty per cent of the time or whatever the fuck the quote is.

6. Man I love this game. At the same time I hate this game. You can't make a game like this and not expect people not to get passionate about it. Imagine if you'd made a 'meh' game.

Maybe they need to put a 90mm gun on a bulldozer tank. That would be heavy.

Don't worry, Cynthia will rock up soon with a "we feel your pain" type post, urging the community to play nice and have faith.

Ha ha ha.

When your critically-damaged ISU is finished off by a Luchs.