*Billy Mays voice* I know what you're thinking, you love COH1 mg42. Now let me show you how you can get MG42 to work again.
INTRODUCING THE ELITE TROOPS DOCTRINE. ONE EASY CLICK, AND THAT MG 42 WILL SHINE JUST LIKE NEW. YOUR ELITE MG 42 WILL EASILY SUPPRESS CONSCRIPTS, SHOCK TROOPS, AND EVEN MOBS OF RIFLEMEN. TIRED OF THOSE PESKY MAXIMS CHASING OFF YOUR MACHINE GUN? VET IT AND WATCH THOSE MAXIMS JUST MELT AWAY. LIGHT VEHICLES CAUSING YOU TROUBLE? POP THOSE API ROUNDS AND LIKE MAGIC, THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ORDER NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A TIGER ACE TO TAKE CARE OF EVEN THE STRONGEST ALLIES.