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Jump back to quoted post10 Jan 2018, 17:27 PMPhoenix101

I once watched 3 minutes of your stream where you giggled about spamming sandbags so your opponent couldn't use his 222.

High-caliber stuff.


And again - smashing keyboard in rage = emotion.

Anyway, clearly you won't listen to facts. You implied Hans was wrong about balance because that would make your favourite faction OP and reduce the jollies you get from spamming soviet cheese strats.

You're the Logan Paul of coh2 minus the fame and success. I'm sure you have much jolly soviet time ahead, go get 'em, kiddo!

he just said desk so why did you first bring up his computer and then his keyboard trying him to look like a spergy autist so you appear to win the argument which consists of you insulting him lol keep punching that strawman

speaking of strawman, 1 streamer ragequitting after a match = game is unbalanced because axis fanboys have a knee jerk reaction when their 0.80 4v4 winratio is touched owo

you need alot of micro to take out a bunker with it, mortars you can smoke with and they fire more shots per barrage

only feels bad because you need to micro it like the pak howi

and same with less mortar pits being built now, a little bit of micro = too hard

bottom side review and analysis

allies lose 1 mortar pit 1 royal engineers 1 conscript and some team weapons including land mattress meanwhile axis lose many mainline infantry squad and get their crew weapons wiped, but recrew their crew weapons faster than ostruppen and also lose 2 jaeger infantry squads as well as lose their FRP med hq two times costing them 800 manpower and 60 fuel, then allies lose cromwell to invisible rakenten but push back the axis securing the point

then allies lose to 10 minute walking stuka and autofire sniper leigs that have same range as mortar pit, as well as skill non tech required jagtiger with epic engine upgrade on a map that is unflankable and instantly destorys firefly behind infantry cover with nice and balanced 85 range with 200% more damage than firefly and fires faster than firefly as well

+ crew weapon spam takes alot of skill, stealth rakentens that cant be cleared by infantry cover getting free hits off your tank

nothing is wrong with the game though, I wish the developers will stop nerfing axis, after nerf the jagtiger will be useless because it cant 2 shot 90% of allied tanks and it will have to 2.05 shot them, that is so unfair and if only all axis infantry had snares that do that 0.05 damage and invisible rekentens that get free damage off which dont even need to set it up properly like pak40 or other AT guns because they get sniper cloak

i support imperial dane that brigades the polls with his legion of axis fanboys so that no allies will ever play again

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