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These are slightly harsh comments

I dont think you had to preface your statements here. Your comments do not seem that harsh to me.

slowly breaking apart yet kept together in a playable state.

The game is not in a playable state, that is the point. It has not been in a playable state for a long time (Forever?).

Since you guys have trouble with reading comprehension (most do not speak english as your first language), I will continue to try and help you.

* The matchmaking on the server is broken.
* Has been forever.
* Relic could fix it easily in 30 minutes.
* But instead they spend 100's of hours jerking themselves off about Coh3. Because they do not care about YOU, the coh2 player. YOUR experience in coh2 means nothing to them. Just like DOW3, Relic has abandoned the game. But the coh2 community are a bunch of little simps that keep licking Relics balls no matter how many times they shit on your chest.
* I care about you and your playing experience 1000 times more than Relic does.

Was that clear enough for everyone?

Should I rephrase it again?

If you understand what I wrote, please post a simple "YES" here so I can leave this site forever.

BLACK ADMINS: if 10 people post yes here, please delete my account from Coh2.org.

Sorry I take this a complete insult from Relic. I too want to be really excited about Coh3. Sadly I have been cursed with functioning grey matter.

I am very excited to see Relic actively seeking/hiring community members to make the best possible game they can. It seems as though they maybe learned some lessons from DOW3.

I also love seeing some of my favorite community members on the video.

But any intro to C#/C++ programmer can fix the the server in 5 minutes. Give me the code and access and I will fix it for free (like have done everything else). I dont want a job at Relic. I just want a functioning game for you guys as I always have.

So they may have learned some lessons from DOW3 but are still not learning the mistakes they keep making over and over again with Coh2. I guess we will have to wait for Coh4 for them to get that figured out. Or they can not let Coh3 fail by killing off the core community they are targeting, Coh2 players.

Or look at it this way:
You guys all have 1000's of hours playing Coh2. Well I have 1000's of hours fixing, making, testing, helping others, and debugging maps for free. Writing CELO for streamers. Helping people use Celo. Giving money to tournaments. Twitch subs, etc.

I would like to see how many hours Janne, SiphonX, PageP, etc have writing code to make the experience much better. Not to mention all the people here at Coh2.Org etc.

Relic cant spend 30 minutes adjusting the server code?

Who is doing more for you guys and the game of Coh2? If only Relic loved the game as much as we do.

Hi guys

I am happy to release new big feature - map analysis.

YOU BASTARD! Now I need to go put on clean underwear KreyGasm

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Currently, retreating is the shortest path to the base

If only this were true. Sadly, it is not.

Was watching SIBERIAN stream one night and saw his units do this on BAKU:

Retreat path is straight to base from the enemy fuel to your HQ.


But the actual path used by Relic is:


Maybe there is a good reason for this. By the time I saw this I had nearly deleted the game and didnt care enough to figure it out. But this happens all the time.

When we did the Arnhem Checkpoint update I spent a couple days trying to get units to retreat south and NOT go thru the city from the east side. It could not be done. They always go thru the city no matter what.

Spent a lot of time on Lienne forest city side trying to get decent retreats also (Sander93 requested it) but it could not be done.

Counterpoint: Sheep do not say "moo."