Profile of Alexzandvar

I.... don't .... even....

Do you have advanced dissociative identity disorder Alex?

Acceleration >>> Speed. A ST will rarely ever achieve it's maximum speed because it's acceleration is 1.6 while the Churchill AVRE has an acceleration of 3.5 and a top speed of 3.9 meaning it will accelerate to it's top speed much faster.

Next time please attempt to consider the stats instead of just looking for "gotcha" things and you will look like less of an ass.

alexzandvar is bullshit

The recent uptake in people getting mad at me is extremely funny considering I literally can just look inside the game files my self to determine something.

This is bullshit

| | | ignore_shot_blocking: true;
| | | non_moving_setup: false;
| | | piercing: true;

I recommend some more time familiarizing with the game mechanics and stats.

As someone completely unbiased in this, I figured I would just comment on the replay and possibly the context.

As for the replay and no offence is meant to any players but you can clearly tell Cookiez is inexperienced at the Brits (Which is understandable) and more than anything seems to be trying to get a grasp. Oatmeal in general just played fairly bad and seemed a bit all over the place.

Space was the one who really dished out the damage and won the game and seemed to play well. Alex didn't seem to really do much at all, even the end stats showing this, wouldn't say completely bad but fairly average.

As for the context of this thread.j

Oatmeal beat Alex in a 1v1, then in a random 2v2 trial game got carried by space while using a faction they are experienced and won a game against a team who were seemingly inexperienced with the British.

That sounds kind of biased now I read it, but this is what I see and this seems like a really stupid thread. An extremely pointless 'I stomped you' considering the circumstances.

I uploaded this replay as a joke (hence the italics and the music) because my friends said it would be funny, I didn't expect Queen and Cookiez to take a huge amount of offense to it, but honestly considering the never ending shit they throw at me at this point I don't really honestly care.

Queen beat me in a 1v1 6 months ago before I actually was good at the game (and I had never played 1v1 outside of 2 games before) and I admitted I wasn't very good at 1v1 and moved on like an adult; here the opposite has happened. Instead of just being like "okay lol" they have decided to have a meltdown because ???.

You uploaded this as a horrible pride/shitpost because you "Beat" queen in a "rematch". This wasnt a rematch...this was a Free Trial coh2 game against two people that have barely played brits. If I had USF,I wouldnt have double teammed on queeens side,I wouldve came for you from the start and fucked u sideways like last time

WHAT ARE JOKES?

JOKES?

NO SIREE NO HUMOR HERE.

This is so fucking stupid, Cookiez this is an extremely obvious fun post I uploaded because you know it's funny and my friends find it funny. Like jeeeeesus christ dude whats your problem, not everything is a fucking insult to your e-honor or w/e.

and be happy im not a cunt,and I didnt upload that game of me shitting on you with rear echelons,double pak howie, and M10s on KHARKOV of all maps despite you having multiple miracle wipes with your LEIG.

lol you posting giant wall of texts on a replay uploaded for humors sake (wall of texts filled with insults not less) and you have the balls to call me an ass? Pathetic.

Anway this isnt about me and u. play queen and have someone cast it so one of you can STFU and have bragging rights about it forever.

for something you don't consider about you this sure does bother you

Has zero engagements with me throughout the entire game. Shitpost bragging about how he "beat" me. On top of that, this is a free trial of a faction everyone is still getting used to with balance still incomplete

1v1 then


Im waiting form the PM

Nice dodge,you still got rekt by queen in a 1v1 scenario.

lol 6 months ago yeah, unfortunately ever since I hit top 25 with OKW he mysteriously took back his 1v1 challenge so ~we will never know~

And before you say,OH well that was when I was a nub, i got gud nao

Remember that queen hasnt played coh2 in months

lmao are you seriously white knighting Queen?

I have played under 10 games of brits vs humans including alpha.

okay thats great, and I had less than 2 games ever in 1v1 when I played queen and he never shuts about about it (and neither do you, apparently).

You fought 3 infantry sections after being given 5-8 minutes to dig in. Im pretty sure a blind person could push them off.

All the things that died in the middle to my FHT and Grens don't count?

You never fought queens units. not even once. Barely fought me,and you call this stomp posting?

Obviously those were ghost units I was roasting and mortaring.

Despite,"motored my boforz to dethzz"(my bofors survived btw and "cutting us off" ( you never performed a manuever that cut our resources)

I was literally right outside your base on the bottom flanking you, and yeah your Bofors lived because you guys surrendered right as it was about to die

You STILL had the lowest damage out of all 4 of us,and you and I had the lowest damage by a mile until the very last push,where I STILL did more damage than you total.

Ah yes the ever wondrous "I did more damage therefore I won even though I lost"

ost of the action this game happened between queen and space. You literally cannot use your Constant-Ilovetoargue skills here, Its fact that queen and space were the main ones fighting.

Yeah they sure did fight a lot, I was forced to play cards waiting for you to attempt a breakout since we owned the entire left and middle side. Like you could have gone for a number of buildings on the far left with a deep flank, but you didn't because ???

Seriously what kind of autism or mental disease are you suffering from?

I posted and replay and your having a massive meltdown about it, you know the only reason people are upvoting thing and downloading it now are because you are going nuts over a replay I uploaded as just a funny occurrence yes?

Play him 1v1 and 'stomp' post him then,because the only one that did any sort of stomping this game was space.

Is queen your new boyfriend? If not I hope he's paying you well.

Because even with me doubling with most of my units on queens side most of the game, queen still got rekt. By SPACE,not YOU