Profile of Tatatala

Map is great, except for the muni (and to a degree the fuel) incomes.

I didn't realise at first, but about 10 mins in, I had a muni float enabling me to make 6 demo's...

I like his hair.

214. The only way to win a battle, is to hold onto 2 out 3 random, and seemingly insignificant points on a battlefield, longer than your opponent.

215. Munitions and fuel don't come from factories or oil refinery's, you actually harvest them from the ground.

216. The United States Army perfected the elliptical base design.

217. Volks grenadiers, although lacking in some aspects of their training, were world reknowned for being able to throw multiple grenades from one hand.

218. Some soviets were able to annex large buildings, rendering them useless to enemy units by filling them with manpower and fuel.

219. Said buildings made the soviets fight harder and better, by means of some occult magic, just so long as the soviets stayed within 5 metres of the building.

220. Some skilled tank crews were able to deflect tank killing shots into their barrel, rendering the gun useless, but allowing the tanks to repair and refit.

221. Repairing a tank takes anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute, depending how many engineers you have on hand.

222. Flares were widely used in day time, as means to see what the enemy was doing. Some German units could use these flares anywhere they wanted.

223. You can make the enemy crawl around on the floor, or even run away, by dropping paper on their head.

224. Some german commanders were able to magically turn fuel into munitions.

225. Battles were not won by skilled commanders, force multipliers or tactical nous, but by a mysterious force known only as the RNG.

226. Often battles would be paused from 3 to 5 seconds so that everyone could get their breath back, but only on the condition that for the next 3-5 seconds afterwards, everyone had to work twice as hard.

battle cats VS sturm tigers. Sounds legit!

All these assumptions and counter assumptions.

I do a very simple thing, and I guess, you all could do the same (except Inverse, because he doesn't play coh2 ).

I open my steam inventory, I click on coh2 once, and I note my total hours played. I then divide the price I paid for the game, by the number of hours I have played. I then come to the conclusion I have had my monies worth (I bet it's the same for all of you).

So, I know that win, lose or draw (with future Relic decisions), I can't really complain. We all know how the world works, and we all know that for a company to continue supporting a product (whether that be gaming or any other venture), there has to be a revenue stream.

People weren't happy with p2w commanders. So, serious question: What do you want Relic to do? Do you want them to wash their hands with coh2, or do you want them to try to find a way to continue supporting this game, you all love to criticize, yet rarely seem to put down?


EDIT: For those interested, I paid 2.862595419847328 pence, per hour of gaming. Yup... People need some perspective.