I sexually identify as a centaur tank. Ever since I was a young girl I dreamed of driving over the fields of Langres dropping hot sticky rounds onto disgusting germans. People say to me my dream of being a tank is impossible but that's retarded. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach an Ordnance QF75mm armament to my body. From now on I want you to call me "Centorea" and respect my right to kill Pak crews from afar. If you can't accept me you're a tankophobe and need to check your tank privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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