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Taken on its own this is a reasonable patch. Good direction, on paper at least. Looks like this time they didn't want to overdo it.

Now consider that we waited more or less 5 months for this set of balance changes.

Sigh. I'll take what I can get. Imagine if they released a patch like this on a 2-3 month cycle. This game would've been esports level amazeballs by now.


Also I notice a lack of jazz hands, and instead of that, a lot of quite charming attempts to sound professional. "Our super crack team of PHD math research scientists crunched the numbers on a cluster of supercomputers for a month and we have concluded that Obers deal a teensy bit too much damage".

They are slow as it is. They would be crawling and enemy tanks would simply drive by and shoot them in the back.

This is precisely what should happen to unsupported heavy tanks that get bumrushed by weaker, more maneuverable tanks.

Where did this notion come from that it is okay to expect your heavy tanks to be able to win against anything and not fear being destroyed if you do not support them?

My problem with blobs is - they are not what this game is supposed to be. This is a game of terrain, flanking, and maneuver, with MG suppression mechanic EXPLICITLY designed (in coh1) so there is a cost effective counter to blobs. In theory.

This "infantry ball of doom" approach leaves a sour taste in my mouth. It is as if I was playing... Starcraft. I have to wash my hands and disinfect the room after playing versus a blobber before I stop feeling dirty.

Note, I am not arguing against massed infantry charges. Concentration of troops in a charge should be a valid tactic in some cases. For example, people can blob conscripts. See how far that gets you.

Obers are bullshit, but OKW blobs are stupid easy to deal with as Soviets. Not so much as USF.

With Soviets, yes, you have your demo charges, your Kats, your B4... but all that is really awfully situational. Blob counters are binary. Either you catch his blob with one or these, in which case you obliterate him, or you miss / he doesn't go over your mines / demos, in which case the blob will outgun everything you have and force you off where ever the blob is at the moment.

Blitz is dependent on what tank it's on. If you put Blitz on a Kubel it would not be OP. If you put it on a Tiger or a Panther it is extremely potent. Furthermore, Axis have Schrecks to deal with Allied armour.

Blitz + high armour = tank alive that would have died otherwise = veterancy preserved = late game dominance, even if we disregard better infantry AT support.

KT and regular Tiger would benefit from a different sort of ability. Or reduce their base speed so that Blitz has a point on them. If you want a heavy tank, fine, you should get a heavy tank. A heavy tank. (It is great that Axis gets to live with all the advantages of heavies without any of the disadvantages.)

In 1v1s the numbers are small enough to make this not matter. In team games this is an utter balance breaker. You drown the Axis in mediums or indirect fire early on or you lose the game.

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