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[FOR RELIC] Epic Intel Bulletins

Only Relic postRelic 28 Jan 2016, 01:23 AM
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Welcome to my thread! :welcome:



We all know relic. How they work. How they look. How they smell. I have an idea for relic. I want to add a set of new Intel bulletins that will be of epic quality. These bulletins will be (hopefully) only for relic themselves. There are 3 bulletins for each faction; therefore, no bulletin will be left behind. I hope you enjoy looking through these bulletin ideas!


Wehrmacht/OKW Bulletins

German Steel, German Engineering
+100% Armor protection on all vehicles
+100% Armor penetration on all vehicles
-99% Build time on all vehicles

We Have Training & Discipline, USE IT!
+50% Accuracy of all infantry units
-50% Received accuracy for all infantry units
+50% Faster veterancy

Economic Harmony
+50% Fuel income
+50% Munitions income

Soviet Bulletins

For Mother Russia!
-50% Received accuracy for conscripts
+15% Movement speed of all vehicles
-99% Conscript build time

-99% Soviet Fuel Cost
+250% Fuel income
-25% Cost of all vehicles
-99% Vehicle build time

Like Monkeys Throwing Feces!
-99% Conscript cost
-99% Cost of conscript abilities
-99% Cool down of conscript abilities
+200% Manpower income

USF Bulletins

Air Supremacy
-99% Cost of all air-associated abilities
-99% Cool down of all air-associated abilities
-50% Received accuracy for paratroopers

I Want Fire Superiority!
-99% Cost of weapon upgrades
-99% Build Time of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain
-99% Cost of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain

Rolling Over Krauts
+15% Movement speed & acceleration of all vehicles
-50% Received accuracy for all vehicles
-50% Weapon reload speed for all vehicles

UKF Bulletins

BIG PAPA PUMP!
+500% Armor protection for all Churchill variants
-99% Build/Dispatch time for all Churchill variants
+15% Acceleration speed

Sherman Dragonfly
+200% Armor penetration of sherman firefly
-50% Received accuracy for sherman firefly
+15% Movement/Acceleration speed of sherman firefly

The Queen's Royal Bobby
+50% Accuracy of all infantry
-50% Received accuracy for all infantry
-99% Cost of all weapon upgrades

when you're done reading, please tell me your favorite bulletin in the reply section. :)

Thank you for your time, and I hope you have a good day! :D
~Karbinder


Finally, the Bulletins I've been waiting for!
28 Jan 2016, 01:42 AM
#42
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jump backJump back to quoted post28 Jan 2016, 01:23 AMKyle_RE


Finally, the Bulletins I've been waiting for!

28 Jan 2016, 03:47 AM
#43
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jump backJump back to quoted post28 Jan 2016, 01:23 AMKyle_RE


Finally, the Bulletins I've been waiting for!

Discounted 50% off just for you. :thumb:
28 Jan 2016, 04:21 AM
#44
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jump backJump back to quoted post27 Jan 2016, 16:40 PMVuther

Let me supplement you


What is this
28 Jan 2016, 04:38 AM
#45
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What is this

That's an Esselschreck.

It schrecks Essels.

(It's from a thing called NHC Mod for CoH1)
28 Jan 2016, 04:46 AM
#46
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jump backJump back to quoted post28 Jan 2016, 04:38 AMVuther

That's an Esselschreck.

It schrecks Essels.

(It's from a thing called NHC Mod for CoH1)

It is the most beautiful thing ever implemented into company of heroes throughout it's entire lifespan.
28 Jan 2016, 11:53 AM
#47
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28 Jan 2016, 14:26 PM
#48
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Where is the WMD commander for the US??
28 Jan 2016, 16:13 PM
#49
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Prosttruppen

Osttruppen gains veterancy 100% faster and comes with 6 MG42s and Panzershrecks
28 Jan 2016, 16:18 PM
#50
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28 Jan 2016, 17:09 PM
#51
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Posts: 22

...per hand


That would be OP. Dual wield, for the sake of balance.
28 Jan 2016, 17:17 PM
#52
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jump backJump back to quoted post28 Jan 2016, 16:13 PMGrittle
Prosttruppen

Osttruppen gains veterancy 100% faster and comes with 6 MG42s and Panzershrecks

What Osttruppen Reserves used to be like... :guyokay:
28 Jan 2016, 17:19 PM
#53
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Where is the WMD commander for the US??

That went to japan my friend. But we still have the Schwerer Gustav. :D
29 Jan 2016, 04:54 AM
#54
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Decided to throw in another OKW & USF Bulletin:

Der Übermensch
+105% Accuracy of obersoldaten
-60% Received accuracy for obersoldaten
-99% Cost of mg34 lmg upgrade

Medium Tank Heavy Tank
-30% Movement/Acceleration speed of pershing
+200% Armor protection of pershing
+50% Armor penetration for pershing
29 Jan 2016, 05:05 AM
#55
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German Steel, German Engineering
+100% Armor protection on all vehicles
+100% Armor penetration on all vehicles
-99% Build time on all vehicles


Not stronk enough, fuhrer wouldn't be pleased.

Soviet Bulletins

For Mother Russia!
-50% Received accuracy for conscripts
+15% Movement speed of all vehicles
-99% Conscript build time

-99% Soviet Fuel Cost
+250% Fuel income
-25% Cost of all vehicles
-99% Vehicle build time

Like Monkeys Throwing Feces!
-99% Conscript cost
-99% Cost of conscript abilities
-99% Cool down of conscript abilities
+200% Manpower income


Needed 1000 pop cap as well. Also needed base +500 Munitions income and this will be balanced

I Want Fire Superiority!
-99% Cost of weapon upgrades
-99% Build Time of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain
-99% Cost of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain


Weakest out of them all tbh if it werent for the brits one :P

UKF Bulletins

BIG PAPA PUMP!
+500% Armor protection for all Churchill variants
-99% Build/Dispatch time for all Churchill variants
+15% Acceleration speed

Sherman Dragonfly
+200% Armor penetration of sherman firefly
-50% Received accuracy for sherman firefly
+15% Movement/Acceleration speed of sherman firefly

The Queen's Royal Bobby
+50% Accuracy of all infantry
-50% Received accuracy for all infantry
-99% Cost of all weapon upgrades


Looking at all of these, I call anti Brit bias :P None of these are Opie opie. Especially the Dragonfly one.
29 Jan 2016, 05:55 AM
#56
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Best Vodka In The World!
-99% Price of molotov cocktails
-99% Throw time of molotov cocktails
+18748% Throw distance of molotov cocktails
-1% Accuracy of conscripts
-1% Sobriety of conscripts
29 Jan 2016, 20:53 PM
#57
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Best Vodka In The World!
-99% Price of molotov cocktails
-99% Throw time of molotov cocktails
+18748% Throw distance of molotov cocktails
-1% Accuracy of conscripts
-1% Sobriety of conscripts


Very accurate, except that vodka would make a very poor performing molotov :p
29 Jan 2016, 21:56 PM
#58
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They see me rollin, they hatin
-SwS Halftruck, Puma, 222, T70, Stuart, AeC can crush infantry.

MLG 360 quickscope bitch
-Soviet sniper gains sprint and can garrison light vehicles.
-Spotter can snipe as well.

Stop, hammer time!
Guard's button ability now stun enemy tanks for the duration of the ability

They don't call him the Ace for nothing
-50% receive damage modifier on the Tiger Ace.
-Gains Target weak point and mark vehicle.

Best mechanic 2015
-ISG and Pack howie gains "a considerable amount of suppression" on it's auto attack barrage.
-Pack howie has equal auto attack range as it's barrage.

There's more from where that came from
-T34-76 cost, accuracy and rof is halved
-Ram now has 1000 penetration and guaranteed main gun and engine destroyed.

I've got the beast in my sights
-B4 gains a 60s cooldown recon plane for free
-B4 now have access to precision strike

Epic legendary bulletins (all 3 must be equipped in order to work)
Look at all the skill i have
-Double the duration, number, range, suppression and damage of all loiter planes.

Forge the narrative, every plane tells a story
-Increase damage and AoE of plane crashes

Uncertainty adds drama
-Every 60s a plane will crash on the battlefield
-Every 120s a 240mm Howitzer barrage is cast upon a random territory
-Every 120s/400s a heavy blizzard will arrive to the map.

Note: any coincidence with reality is "pure coincidence"
29 Jan 2016, 22:16 PM
#59
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Posts: 106

They see me rollin, they hatin
-SwS Halftruck, Puma, 222, T70, Stuart, AeC can crush infantry.

MLG 360 quickscope bitch
-Soviet sniper gains sprint and can garrison light vehicles.
-Spotter can snipe as well.

Stop, hammer time!
Guard's button ability now stun enemy tanks for the duration of the ability

They don't call him the Ace for nothing
-50% receive damage modifier on the Tiger Ace.
-Gains Target weak point and mark vehicle.

Best mechanic 2015
-ISG and Pack howie gains "a considerable amount of suppression" on it's auto attack barrage.
-Pack howie has equal auto attack range as it's barrage.

There's more from where that came from
-T34-76 cost, accuracy and rof is halved
-Ram now has 1000 penetration and guaranteed main gun and engine destroyed.

I've got the beast in my sights
-B4 gains a 60s cooldown recon plane for free
-B4 now have access to precision strike

Epic legendary bulletins (all 3 must be equipped in order to work)
Look at all the skill i have
-Double the duration, number, range, suppression and damage of all loiter planes.

Forge the narrative, every plane tells a story
-Increase damage and AoE of plane crashes

Uncertainty adds drama
-Every 60s a plane will crash on the battlefield
-Every 120s a 240mm Howitzer barrage is cast upon a random territory
-Every 120s/400s a heavy blizzard will arrive to the map.


It's funny because this was all originally in the game at one point.

Actually, the last one would be hilarious and provide some thrills.
30 Jan 2016, 04:24 AM
#60
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Posts: 875 | Subs: 2


Needs more Siberian Vodka and German Engineering
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