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How salty are you?

9 Dec 2015, 10:37 AM
#61
avatar of Maschinengewehr

Posts: 334

My doctor advised me to stop playing Brits in 1v1, as it raised my blood pressure to dangerous levels.

I've been happy and healthy ever since :)
9 Dec 2015, 10:41 AM
#62
avatar of Swift

Posts: 2723 | Subs: 1

Playing Brits in 1v1 is the same as half an hour of intensive workout. Builds jaw muscles very well.

*Disclaimer* Broken computer peripherals will not he refunded due to this workout.
9 Dec 2015, 11:28 AM
#63
avatar of BlackKorp

Posts: 974 | Subs: 2

If i read these forums here im most of the time full of salt :D if i watch any stream of coh2 top stream i get even more of salt because they talking like bigmouth without even an idea what they do (except pros like Luvnest). It just annoys me how they talking and than i see this ultra slow scrolling speed and unit control just :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
9 Dec 2015, 12:31 PM
#64
avatar of Intelligence209

Posts: 1124

I salt so much I had to start changing my salt to sea salt and start using the needle, the old salt just doesn't get me high like to used to. Blobbing brings my salt to a euphoric level.
9 Dec 2015, 12:45 PM
#65
avatar of chipwreckt

Posts: 732

I salt so much I had to start changing my salt to sea salt and start using the needle, the old salt just doesn't get me high like to used to. Blobbing brings my salt to a euphoric level.


How can you be salty this patch when you only play Axis :megusta:
9 Dec 2015, 12:49 PM
#66
avatar of Katitof

Posts: 17914 | Subs: 8



How can you be salty this patch when you only play Axis :megusta:

Maybe que times reached infinity? :sibHyena:
9 Dec 2015, 20:14 PM
#67
avatar of Intelligence209

Posts: 1124


Maybe que times reached infinity? :sibHyena:


2v2 I don't have problems, usually find in a minute. A few minutes at he most. Isn't that bad.
9 Dec 2015, 20:20 PM
#68
avatar of Intelligence209

Posts: 1124



How can you be salty this patch when you only play Axis :megusta:


Because I don't base my saltiness on patches. My salt comes natural. I've been salty since day 1. Oh and my main faction is OH. Always is always have been. Even with OKW being OP.

OH, and 4/5 games i play against the US. It's 4 rifleman x2 LMGs minimum blobbing. And if you play against me you know I never blob.
10 Dec 2015, 06:03 AM
#69
avatar of Highfiveeeee

Posts: 1740



Because I don't base my saltiness on patches. My salt comes natural. I've been salty since day 1.


Day 1 of vCoH2 was pure salt for everyone :snfPeter:
10 Dec 2015, 08:08 AM
#70
avatar of Katitof

Posts: 17914 | Subs: 8



Day 1 of vCoH2 was pure salt for everyone :snfPeter:


Single P4>> 5x T34/76, good times, good times :sibHyena:
10 Dec 2015, 08:31 AM
#72
avatar of WeißAlchimist

Posts: 112



Day 1 of vCoH2 was pure salt for everyone :snfPeter:


Played one game, then quit CoH2 for Year.

Stayed on VCoH until just before ardennes.

Was so salt I swore never to give Relic another cent.

I couldn't keep this promise.
10 Dec 2015, 08:32 AM
#73
avatar of Hawking

Posts: 113

jump backJump back to quoted post9 Dec 2015, 10:41 AMSwift
Playing Brits in 1v1 is the same as half an hour of intensive workout. Builds jaw muscles very well.

*Disclaimer* Broken computer peripherals will not he refunded due to this workout.


Play while on a treadmill for extra effect.
Never skip Brit day. :sibHyena:
10 Dec 2015, 08:51 AM
#74
avatar of Raindrop

Posts: 105

I rage alot. Best example is if my tank missfires/bounces 3 times in a row vs a vehicle that has 160 HP left.
10 Dec 2015, 20:45 PM
#75
avatar of WingZero

Posts: 1484

I got salty when 3 new Brits commanders cost over $10! I already paid over $10 for the British army!
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