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COH 2 is not a Strategy Game !!!

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12 Jul 2015, 20:22 PM
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Company of Heroes 2 :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

1v1 :

--> You play USF, you win

--> You play Okw, you loose if you don't play vs noobs. You can make 3 volks + 2 MG start ..... or 4 volks + 2 jaeger start.

If you make 4 volks + 2 jaeger, you need to blob ofc, coz all your units are <<<<<< Riflemen or Conscripts.

P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

--> You play soviet, easy win against okw .... trololol spam of conscripts and ISU :clap::clap::clap:

--> You play ostheer vs Usf, you loose :clap: Relic Ye !! :clap:

Where is the SKILL relic WHERE ?????? it's useless to play coh 2, balance > skill

AND WHERE IS THE SKILL IN THIS GAME ?

sovietssoviets vs ostheerostheer = BULLSHIT

Where is the skill in this fight ?

CONSCRIPTS VS GREN !!!???? WHERE IS THE SKILL

These units are the same, the win of your engagement depend of the RNG all the early game ... :facepalm:

AND ! Even you had a better moove, a conscripts with 70 % health with 0 soliders dead can comeback ---> trolol your gren squad loose 1 man at 90 % health :facepalm:

THE health rng is the cancer of this game

COZ of this fucking Health/number of SOLIDERS Lottery ... HOW MANY TIMES your moove is better and loose the fight ...

It's only a fucking RNG TROLL EVERYTIME

1 v 1 are so useless, no skill and COMPLETLY unbalance.

and base on RNG, especially the troll RNG Conscripts vs Grenadiers **** olol i win the engagement, olol i loose THX RNG GOD :lolol:

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PLEASE RELIC : 75 % health = 3 men in Grenadier Squad ..... 50 % = 2 men .... Same for every armys and infantery units.
12 Jul 2015, 20:24 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:31 PM
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you never cease to amaze
12 Jul 2015, 20:34 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:42 PM
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Weren't you banned for a while a few weeks back? Good times..
12 Jul 2015, 20:42 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:46 PM
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Me playin vs RNG:

12 Jul 2015, 20:47 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:50 PM
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Troll thread is trolly.
12 Jul 2015, 20:51 PM
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this is gold
12 Jul 2015, 20:51 PM
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Any mod ? ... please ._.
12 Jul 2015, 20:54 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:55 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 20:55 PM
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12 Jul 2015, 21:05 PM
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Oh Luvnest

Quentin is RIGHT BUT IT's QUENTIN

GAGAGAGAGAGA QUENTIN LO0LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL QUENTIN THE BAD PEOPLE HE IS NOT HYPOCRIT

OH HE IS EVIL LOLILOL

Keep hypocrit Luvnest, you need it for your Strategist Senior of the noob Title + $$$$$ on Twitch.

olol this community : 100 % small 100 % hypocrit and 100 % noobs :rofl::lolol::lolol:

:lolol:

Do you have life : D

Like SIBERIAN, these guys have no LIFE : D

Quentin in 2013 : I find you noob Siberian

Siberian : BabyRage, stupid cunt, idiot, dickhorse
GET A LIFE : D

Travelling from Great britain to Kluge House.

Kluge has for only friends : TWITCH

And how is cruzz ? rofl

The guy need to give the photo of Vonkluge when we asked them his photo for a tourney. :rofl:

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ANY MOD PLEASE


HELP HELP HE WANTS TO MAKE A BETTER GAME

ME WITH MY RANK 50 000 I CAN SAY THAT QUENTIN SAY ONLY BULLSHIT


:lolol::lolol::lolol:


People from coh2.org Like siberian, Luvnest and a lot more

Their Place is the society = Their COH 2 RANK

Their friends = TWITCH :lolol:
12 Jul 2015, 21:07 PM
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Oh Luvnest

Quentin is RIGHT BUT IT's QUENTIN

GAGAGAGAGAGA QUENTIN LO0LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL QUENTIN THE BAD PEOPLE HE IS NOT HYPOCRIT

OH HE IS EVIL LOLILOL

Keep hypocrit Luvnest, you need it for your Strategist Senior of the noob Title + $$$$$ on Twitch.

olol this community : 100 % small 100 % hypocrit and 100 % noobs

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you have life : D

Like SIBERIAN, these guys have no LIFE : D

Quentin in 2013 : I find you noob Siberian

Siberian : BabyRage, stupid cunt, idiot, dickhorse

GET A LIFE : D

Travelling from Great britain to Kluge House.

Kluge has for only friends : TWITCH

And how is cruzz ? rofl

The guy need to give the photo of Vonkluge when we asked them his photo for a tourney.

__________________________________________


ANY MOD PLEASE


HELP HELP HE WANTS TO MAKE A BETTER GAME

ME WITH MY RANK 50 000 I CAN SAY THAT QUENTIN SAY ONLY BULLSHIT


hahahhahahaha


People from coh2.org Like siberian, Luvnest and a lot more

Their Place is the society = Their COH 2 RANK

Their friends = TWITCH


To me their appear like pretty normal people tbh. You're the one behaving like an idiot.
12 Jul 2015, 21:09 PM
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Successful troll is successful
12 Jul 2015, 21:10 PM
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Dealing with "RNG" can be part of a strategy game - real life generals, sports coaches, or team captains never know exactly what will come out of a situation. Being able to calculate chances of different actions or effects is a completely valid part of a strategy.

Would you say there's no strategy in real life war because the opposing commanders don't have 100% foreknowledge of weather effects, what their soldiers will do in given situations, etc?

Edit

I know this is a troll thread but I wanted to do something other than just shitpost into it anyway.


12 Jul 2015, 21:11 PM
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10/10

Would read again.
12 Jul 2015, 21:11 PM
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RAS
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