Possible leak on March 31st patch notes

I can't wait for the post that confirms this is all a lame April Fools joke.

I'm sure Relic understand very well that this patch is vital for them as well as for us...

Cant wait for it!

quentin sings for you



tl:dr There may be a huge, ocean-wide gulf between expectation and delivery.

This thread is so silly. After almost 30,000 views and 350 Posts we still have no real idea what the patch brings because of relics exrtreme NDA-Cult.

Maybe this patch will up it to CoH3 v.0 where they've completely reset the meta and game design, and took it from the top.

I'll just retreat to my volcano lair and wait till all of this blows over

I'll just retreat to my volcano lair and wait till all of this blows over

near the wet reeds ?

near the wet reeds ?

exactly ^^

Wouldn't be surprised if they delay the patch tomorrow for another few weeks. They didn't guarantee it was coming out tomorrow; it was just there estimate.

Have not played COH2 for a month, too bored of the meta and broken OPKW, 4 v 4 and 3 v 3 unbalanced too much.

I have played Crusader Kings 2 and EU4. Great games, I highly recomend.

This patch better be good or I am done with COH2

Relic can bury COH2 or save it with this patch, if the patch is not an April fools day joke (maybe there is no patch you fools)

LEAKED MARCH 31st PATCH NOTES For Evolve

ALL MONSTERS

Minor maintenance and improvements
All monsters can see recent damage on their health bar to help make burst damage visible

KRAKEN

Fixing some flight edge cases that were causing inconsistencies making him too powerful or too weak depending on the situation.

VORTEX

Cooldown increased by one second.
Reduced knockback magnitude.

TRANQ DARTS, STASIS GRENADES, AND HARPOONS

Pull Kraken down at a consistent rate regardless of whether he is in combat or out of combat. (they used to stack outside of combat)
Kraken’s flight speed is no longer slowed by Tranqs since they pull him to the ground where running speed is affected.

AFTERSHOCK

Fixed a bug that was causing Aftershock to not break harpoon traps or Arc Mines.

WRAITH

Making her movement speed less bursty which makes her easier to keep track of. Making Supernova less lethal while still allowing it to be just as powerful. Making Warp Blast a damage dealer instead of a traversal mechanic.

WARP

Speed reduced 25%

SUPERNOVA

Duration decreased by 50%

DECOY

Wraith becomes visible for half a second when shot while cloaked.
Increased cooldown time by 2 seconds.

WARP BLAST

Speed reduced by 40%
Range no longer levels up.
Radius levels up now.
Max travel distance set to 30 meters for all levels.
Damage increased by 10%

MARKOV

Arc Mine tuning

ARC MINE

Damage reduced by 20%
Fixed a bug where damage extended past the trigger radius.
Health reduced by 75%
Arm time increased by one second.

HYDE

Making Toxic Grenade a more effective area of denial weapon while also making it less spammy. Buffing Hyde’s overall damage output.

TOXIC GRENADE

DPS increased by 50%
Added proximity detonation (works vs airborne Kraken now)
Reduced fire rate
Reduced lifetime by 15%

MINIGUN

Accuracy increased by 25%
Damage increased by 20%

PARNELL

Multifire Rocket Launcher tuning

MULTIFIRE ROCKET LAUNCHER

Has better accuracy while jumping and jetpacking

MAGGIE

Harpoon Traps tuning

HARPOON TRAPS

Arm time increased by one second.

GRIFFIN

Sound Spike tuning

SOUND SPIKE

Now detect stealthing monsters within a 15 meter radius.
Radius increased from 50 to 60 meters.

BUCKET

Guided Missile Launcher tuning

GUIDED MISSILE LAUNCHER

Damage increased 11%

CABOT

Rail Cannon tuning

RAIL CANNON

Damage reduced by 30%
Reload time increased by 25%

VAL

Increasing her overall effectiveness.

MEDGUN

Heals 20% faster
Consumes ammo 2.5x faster.

TRANQ

Duration increased to 10 seconds (was already 10 seconds on Wraith, now other monsters match)

CAIRA

Acceleration Field tuning

ACCELERATION FIELD

Cooldown increased by 15 seconds.


Source: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/evolve-1-3-patch-introduces-big-balance-changes/1100-6426153/

What if...... There is no patch and instead they announce COH3 modern warfare sponsored by Activision.

D:

Oh god, someone leaked ALL OF TOMORROW'S PATCH NOTES EARLY.

http://community.companyofheroes.com/forum/company-of-heroes-2/company-of-heroes-2-general-discussion/67-coh-2-changelog/page5

Oh wait, that someone was us!

I love you and I want to have your cubs

Oh god, someone leaked ALL OF TOMORROW'S PATCH NOTES EARLY.

http://community.companyofheroes.com/forum/company-of-heroes-2/company-of-heroes-2-general-discussion/67-coh-2-changelog/page5

Oh wait, that someone was us!

I am not penalising my own members for your own leak.

Take yours down, and I will take mine down

Oh god, someone leaked ALL OF TOMORROW'S PATCH NOTES EARLY.

http://community.companyofheroes.com/forum/company-of-heroes-2/company-of-heroes-2-general-discussion/67-coh-2-changelog/page5

Oh wait, that someone was us!

I have to say I am pleased with how this patch looks, let's see how that carrot tastes tomorrow! I'm almost as excited to see the response people will have here as I am to play the game! I'm happy to see my suggestion about Jackson penetration values was considered (coincidence I know)!

Thread no no longer required.

gl hf