Profile of buckers

...psst... penals...
they'refuckingop

Oh, this has been fun to read.

See you on the 28th!

Quinn

if we wern't such a great community, i swear to god duffy would be kidnapped and waterboarded

he's always being sly with us

i think the bulletins should be replaced with infantry skins, because bulletins are pretty much useless, and infantry skins would add a lot more indepth customization to the game, allowing to pick different skins for your infantry to frame your army after a SS-division, equipping your men with peadot! or perhaps a more mainstream grey uniform!

[angry rant]

current gren skin is fucking laughable. what the fuck camo is it anyway? was it issued in large numbers in 1943s~? probably fucking not and what the heck is with the fur shawl? it's like relic's art team modeled the entire COH2 gren infantry off 1 single picture, some cold blokes wearing fur shawls and said to themselves 'OH YEAH, EVERYONE MUST'VE HAD FUR SHAWLS!'

can i just have a nice grey uniform? it is so hard to ask? conscripts are historically accurate, so don't give me that bullshit about them 'wanting to stand out' conscript's don't apparently need to fucking stand out, do they, relic? they're wearing actual khaki military BDUs, with the correct khaki coloring? every other unit in the german army has (more or less) correct uniforms.

so what the fuck is with the silly leafy-weafy camo relic?
what the fuck is with the fur shawl?
change it, please!

either that, or enable modding

but what's that? aww! sega's too worried no one will buy their rediciously priced DLC if there's modding!



boohooo!

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PS: if they do add infantry skins, you can bet that the gren skin will cost more, because c'mon, these hips aren't going to hold themselves while i'm roughly gangrape-buttfucked by you, relic and sega! ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING, ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING... y'know... WHEN MY CAT THROWS UP DISGUSTING SHIT ALL OVER THE CARPET I RUB HIS NOSE IN IT SO HE LEARNS HIS LESSON.

RELIC, YOU'RE NOT A BUNCH OF CATS, (NOT CUTE ENOUGH) BUT I'LL DO IT, I'LL RUB YOUR NOSE ALL OVER THAT GREN CAMO. I'LL BLOODY WELL DO IT!

yes i'm mad
they had one job
ONE JOB

Mortars sounded better
-but they were fucking SUPER OP, i mean SERIOUSLY OP, spamming 120mm's was a viable tactic on 1v1's.

Cover Icons looked better

Character Portraits looked better
-Although they could do without the snowy animation in winter maps

Ooorah was only 5 munitions.
-made it usable extremely early game, oorahing to cap points. the 5 ---munis to 10 munis changed was not asked for, they did it for no particular reason,

Commander portraits were zoomed out further, and you could see all of the art.
-see more of the defining features, including the uniform

In-Depth Vehicle crits removed.
-including
-loader injured - temporary main gun was unusable
-driver injured - vehicle stationary temporarily
-commander injured - line of sight nullified temporarily
-engine overheat - sort of like engine damage, happened when tanks drove over firepits on winter maps

Mortars sounded better

Elite infantry call ins took the penal slot in T1, and had to be made.
-we wouldn't have had the issue with shock spam if this was still in the game

heavy German tanks had to be built in t3, t4, when unlocked by CP's

panzerwerfer was in t3
-this is so much better, gave Germans viable arty in 1v1's idk why it was changed, no one asked for it.

no P2W doctrines, albeit, NKVD was still fucking useless, and radio intercept was completely broken and didn't work at all.

Hit the dirt was viable, a bit too powerful, but now they nerfed it into history, it's completely useless now

PPSH's were balanced, no one complained about them

AT guns didn't vet up to 3 in 5 shots hitting a tank

Veterancy was actually hard to get, albiet you mostly got it from your troops dying, because it was a 50/50 split (doing damage/losing models)

Shock troops had SVT's and had to be upgraded to PPSH's
-made them a long range AND short range squad, makes sense for elite infantry
-i can imagine there would be something similar in the sense of timed PPSH researches, similiar to barblobs bar popping in coh1

Mortars had a trail, you could retreat if you were fast enough

set up crews had a better looking progress bar when deploying their weapon

Germans had mark target as a vet 1 ability, not stupid waste of munis med packs

conscripts didn't have tripwire flares, i'm not sure what they had, i can't remember, but i know it was more useful.

early tier tanks (t34/su76/p4/ost/t70s) could become immobilized with shots from the call in heavy tanks, ele, isu, is2, tiger

MG42's could actually supress conscripts oorahing, instead of getting molotov critted and forced to retreat

MG's had less tracers, they looked realistic, it looked gritty and nice.

MG's had 3 squad members, and no fucking stupid 25% more damage taken buff

Molotovs seemed to not outright crit kill, but be more of a area denial thing

flamethrowers had a cool effect on winter maps that caused steam when it burnt snow, they also didn't crit as much

PTRS sounded fucking sexy. you have no idea. it sounded like KAPEWW KAPEW omg it made me rock solid.

t34 felt like a fast moving ambush tank, it's main feature wasn't a battering ram, it killed a model most shots, and trying to shreck it with a single panzergren squad would end up in them being wiped or retreating

minimap was zoomed out further, if there was a cap point near a victory point, you could click the minimap easily and tell them to go to each one, unlike in current coh2, where you have to make sure you're not clicking the one you don't want

you're not a lorax are you?

i just think if i keep saying things like that, relic will see them and say "OH, WE ARE IMPROVING THE GAME, LET US PROVE IT TO YOU"

but they won't
because lol relic