God help us if there isn't a faction entirely based around spamming 1 basic unit. As Brits it's perfectly viable to go for a MG as your first unit (like Ost). Stick it in a building and there will be fuckall that sniper can do to you.
Also again, put an LMG on your Bren carrier.
Yeah... you're playing OKW, so I'm not surprised the idea of tremendous bleed in a extremely menpower heavy army is an unimaginable concept for you, so I'm not even going to argue with "virgin talking about sex".