Are you an actual Reich General? I have some issues with your unjust war of aggression against neighboring territories.
Indeed I am! I stepped outside of my time machine and immediately was told we lost the war and (even worse)that people now make rubbish computer games to cash in on our glorious achievements. We hadn't even gotten round to sharing our love of sauerkraut with the neighbours
Seriously aside, I'm Irish (sorta) and I just wanted to have a WW2 themed name. And ever since then people think I'm A) a German and B) a Neo Nazi.
Oh, and thanks for the welcome.