You scrubs step in trying to harsh my mellow
I didn't want to hate but yall are soft like jello
Hans, your mom says hello, just by the way
She wants to know why your CPMs as low as your GPA
You play this damn game until late in the AM
So how come you've never won a tournament man?
Ami I respect the site but just lay off alright
I could crush you with wordplay all day all night
Lynksy you bend like slinkies and I could
End your life with a wave of my pinky
Stinky nasty thats how I flow
I got more talent then all of you in my big toe
Why am I so fly?
14 Oct 2013, 00:40 AM
#21
Posts: 783 | Subs: 3
That idiot thought he won. In fact, he was wrong. Completely mistaken.No M3 he what things are not，just one moron.
The German oil scarcity, rare tanks cannot fight the Allied torrent. Kill the house to kill the German oil.
Every time lose may feel bad. Probably not the word lose your subconscious. Maybe I win you Not for the first time Maybe you you should go to recall,
The German oil scarcity, rare tanks cannot fight the Allied torrent. Kill the house to kill the German oil.
Every time lose may feel bad. Probably not the word lose your subconscious. Maybe I win you Not for the first time Maybe you you should go to recall,
14 Oct 2013, 01:15 AM
#22
Posts: 43
Pleaaase, ya'll best stand back so I can:
2-plate swag in the gym all the time
count em up bro, thats two twenty five
get the fuck back, this one's for reps
bitches dont mess with a milewide chest
work-out over, time for the club
call my favorite ho while i ice these nuts
nobody answers, hang up the phone
time to roll out to crazy horse, alone
trouble at the door, bouncer is a busta
five foot fairy bona-fide cocksucka
hands on my pecs, im all reflex
busta gets cute, i snap his neck
cops on my ass, blood on my hands
nights turned shitty, no tits no plans
time to get raw n' activate my guns
engage a cop-car with a 2-plate lunge
shots in the air, bodies on the floor
deflectin nine mils like it aint no chore
what they gonna do, shoot me in the chest?
Bitch Im milewidethigh, got kevlar pecs!
2-plate swag in the gym all the time
count em up bro, thats two twenty five
get the fuck back, this one's for reps
bitches dont mess with a milewide chest
work-out over, time for the club
call my favorite ho while i ice these nuts
nobody answers, hang up the phone
time to roll out to crazy horse, alone
trouble at the door, bouncer is a busta
five foot fairy bona-fide cocksucka
hands on my pecs, im all reflex
busta gets cute, i snap his neck
cops on my ass, blood on my hands
nights turned shitty, no tits no plans
time to get raw n' activate my guns
engage a cop-car with a 2-plate lunge
shots in the air, bodies on the floor
deflectin nine mils like it aint no chore
what they gonna do, shoot me in the chest?
Bitch Im milewidethigh, got kevlar pecs!
14 Oct 2013, 02:06 AM
#23
Posts: 783 | Subs: 3
Damn MileWide dope shit you lift?
That idiot thought he won. In fact, he was wrong. Completely mistaken.No M3 he what things are not，just one moron.
The German oil scarcity, rare tanks cannot fight the Allied torrent. Kill the house to kill the German oil.
Every time lose may feel bad. Probably not the word lose your subconscious. Maybe I win you Not for the first time Maybe you you should go to recall,
The German oil scarcity, rare tanks cannot fight the Allied torrent. Kill the house to kill the German oil.
Every time lose may feel bad. Probably not the word lose your subconscious. Maybe I win you Not for the first time Maybe you you should go to recall,
14 Oct 2013, 02:18 AM
#24
Posts: 43
lol no not really. here and there.
14 Oct 2013, 02:47 AM
#25
5 Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12
Mile thigh high
GTA is fun
but dont step to us with that shit son
You spent your night in yo mommas basement
You lost at COH2 so you went to the Xbox
You're playing as bad as the Boston Red Sox
Lynskey's so young he's still popping his facezits
Daniel's called "D" cause the size of his mantits
GTA is fun
but dont step to us with that shit son
You spent your night in yo mommas basement
You lost at COH2 so you went to the Xbox
You're playing as bad as the Boston Red Sox
Lynskey's so young he's still popping his facezits
Daniel's called "D" cause the size of his mantits
15 Oct 2013, 10:38 AM
#26
17 Posts: 2838 | Subs: 3
This science is too tight.
15 Oct 2013, 12:22 PM
#27
5 Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12
The Sox were getting crushed when I rhymed that shit yo, Big Poppi gone dun fucked up my flow. 
15 Oct 2013, 20:37 PM
#28
Posts: 148
i didn't even red u otha whack ass homosexuals raps
cuz i got lost using google maps
shout out to my boy marky marky and the funky bunch
i spend like every day on dota 2
then i do the ole switcharoo
and play coh 2
bark wid me if ur mah dog
wolf wolf
cuz i got lost using google maps
shout out to my boy marky marky and the funky bunch
i spend like every day on dota 2
then i do the ole switcharoo
and play coh 2
bark wid me if ur mah dog
wolf wolf
15 Oct 2013, 20:43 PM
#29
5 Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12
18 Oct 2013, 13:38 PM
#30
5 Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12
"Brain damage on the mic don't manage" - Ice Cube expressin' himself w NWA
6 Apr 2014, 18:05 PM
#31
Posts: 148
revived for sick rhymes
6 Apr 2014, 18:43 PM
#32
Posts: 2819
haha, dat gif..
RAP BATTLE PARODY, just genious
All posts made are about situations in 2v2's. Not a 1v1 player.
8 Apr 2014, 17:17 PM
#33
Posts: 68
I be using a defibrillator on this thread
best retreat your squads instead of leaving'em for dead.
less manpower spent, that's what I'm talkin'bout,
i'll leave you dead in your tracks, panzerfaust.
I'm not very good at this, guys.
best retreat your squads instead of leaving'em for dead.
less manpower spent, that's what I'm talkin'bout,
i'll leave you dead in your tracks, panzerfaust.
I'm not very good at this, guys.
8 Apr 2014, 17:23 PM
#34
Posts: 1734
Permanently Bannedthis thread... 
"I don't need a helmet"
-The guy who really needed a helmet
-The guy who really needed a helmet
8 Apr 2014, 21:58 PM
#35
Posts: 879
Yo it's the Noise and maybe some don't know me yet
but when you automatch me gonna get your eyes wet
I'm called the Noise of Carpet and I know how to shag
you cry when I make my comeback like a girl on the rag
so jes gimme some space while i do my thing
You getting rekt with the Tigers I bring
all you pros think you're tuff with your 2v2s
but Imma teach you the meaning of bad bad news
I 'bout had enough of Hans and all you skinny little twerps
So step off homeschooler, I gotta go back to work.
but when you automatch me gonna get your eyes wet
I'm called the Noise of Carpet and I know how to shag
you cry when I make my comeback like a girl on the rag
so jes gimme some space while i do my thing
You getting rekt with the Tigers I bring
all you pros think you're tuff with your 2v2s
but Imma teach you the meaning of bad bad news
I 'bout had enough of Hans and all you skinny little twerps
So step off homeschooler, I gotta go back to work.
8 Apr 2014, 22:07 PM
#36
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Posts: 1006
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8 Apr 2014, 22:10 PM
#37
Posts: 23
Step aside boys, as Hans enters the room
you bitches be failing, I'm the voice of your doom
spitting lyrics as fast as my mirco skills
leaving you in a daze while always topping your kills
Lynskey my man, you can make tunes, I'll give you that
but honestly son you coh skills are flat
Here comes the editor in chief, look it's mister Twister!
I bet he won't be happy after he finds out I've been banging his sister
Let's not forget our dear Ami, the famous voice of the community
I bet he would get in bed with Quinn if given the opportunity
Now on to Sarantini, you say your new on the block?
Better stay out of my way then son, you know I'm as hard as a rock.
DanieldD's enters the fray, talking about getting chicks with ease
that's hilarious, you getting girls? Seriously bitch please.
Yogeurts started this whole battle, but can he deliver?
I highly doubt that as I send him off floating him down Semoskiy river.
Now I want you to remember this kids and listen real good,
when you step onto my stream your in my hood,
Coh2 is my game and streaming is my thing
at the top of the leader-boards, where I still reign as king.
This 4tw..
9 Apr 2014, 06:40 AM
#38
Posts: 51
Here i come boyz, as i step in dis ring
yall aint ready as i spit the flyest things
aint nun u getting none, that shit b tru
crying to ya moms that ya ballz is turnin blu
so fuck you niggas and ur wack ass crew
ur lyfe is more useless than that 2 22
so y dont u just end it before I find u
gonna change this game up and spit sumthing else
i get mor bitches then Ron. J himself
white 1s, brown 1s, pink 1s and extra terrestrials
mutha fuckas be comin in spacecraft just to suk ma testicals
now as i sip dis baijiu, thats chinese booze
all u other punk ass fools know im cumin for yous too
yall aint ready as i spit the flyest things
aint nun u getting none, that shit b tru
crying to ya moms that ya ballz is turnin blu
so fuck you niggas and ur wack ass crew
ur lyfe is more useless than that 2 22
so y dont u just end it before I find u
gonna change this game up and spit sumthing else
i get mor bitches then Ron. J himself
white 1s, brown 1s, pink 1s and extra terrestrials
mutha fuckas be comin in spacecraft just to suk ma testicals
now as i sip dis baijiu, thats chinese booze
all u other punk ass fools know im cumin for yous too
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