Favourite bits of dialogue?

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Good to see that despite how grim the Eastern Front was, there's still great bits of humour to be had.

Shock Troops when losing a squad member: "We'll bury him later!"

Engineers when getting flamethrowers (mostly because of the voice-acting): "Flamethrowers are here... I LOVE PLAYING WITH FIRE!"

Pioneers when leaving a building on a winter map: "(Whiny voice) But it is warm in here!"

Elefant: "Slowest... Porsche... EVER!"

And the best one so far from a random German infantryman: "I'd give anything to fight the westerners. Those Americans are always complaining about Pioneer spam!"

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"What the fuck does Oorah mean?"

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"Get a real machine gun you primitive bastards" and "Gott in himmel (god above), it's cold" are my favourite.

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Another two:

Random Soviet Conscript around M5: "Why don't we call them 'Half-wheels?'"

PaK-40 crew when told to attack a tank trying to get away: "Ohhhhh no you don't!"

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I love the stories they tell, there is so much diversity and detail. Troops react to so many things. But I only know them in german.

One example, probably randomly told:
"Dann hat er gelacht, mir gesagt wer er ist, und mir eine Flasche Schnaps gegeben."
(Then he laughed, told me who he was and gave me a bottle of booze)

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"I HATE MACHINE GUNS"

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"shit, he owed me money" Cold blood communist bastard neva give a sh*t about their comrades life, only money

8 Nov 2015, 18:05 PMd0ggY

First off all. Tripwire so gud, 10 ammo for a whole dead squad ? + sight.
Vehicle capture point can win games, blitzkrieg save a tank. Fair Deal i think

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Two russian ones.

When given new ptrs: 'Now even Vassilij can hit a target'
Or when flaming a german soldier' Nothing personal.....Well, maybe a little, he-he-he!'

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Penal squad when getting veterancy: "We have been redeemed!"

Random German soldier: "You know? I'm worried I won't be allowed to like Tchaikovsky anymore."

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campaign dialog - "don't be pizda" MVGame

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7 Sep 2013, 15:34 PMUGBEAR

"shit, he owed me money" Cold blood communist bastard neva give a sh*t about their comrades life, only money

there are several ones related to someone oweing someone moeny.

Failure is always an option.

It's a happy massacre?! (yes, yes it is!)

Caffeine illegal for WiFi's to ingest in 48 states, 2 colonies, and 1 providences.

To make most awesome thing in universe combine Bears and Nicholas Cage!

and remember kids, we didn't start the flame-war!

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Just got a new one while watching a replay on my opponents side.

After Tiger has been destroyed: No, they killed my precious Tigeeer!

After destroying their 2nd Tiger: NO NO NO, NOT AGAIN!!!