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Favourite bits of dialogue?

6 Sep 2013, 06:40 AM
#1
avatar of Agiel

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Good to see that despite how grim the Eastern Front was, there's still great bits of humour to be had.

Shock Troops when losing a squad member: "We'll bury him later!"

Engineers when getting flamethrowers (mostly because of the voice-acting): "Flamethrowers are here... I LOVE PLAYING WITH FIRE!"

Pioneers when leaving a building on a winter map: "(Whiny voice) But it is warm in here!"

Elefant: "Slowest... Porsche... EVER!"

And the best one so far from a random German infantryman: "I'd give anything to fight the westerners. Those Americans are always complaining about Pioneer spam!"
6 Sep 2013, 06:43 AM
#2
avatar of JohanSchwarz

Posts: 409

"What the fuck does Oorah mean?"
6 Sep 2013, 06:56 AM
#3
avatar of Calstifer

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"Get a real machine gun you primitive bastards" and "Gott in himmel (god above), it's cold" are my favourite.
7 Sep 2013, 01:41 AM
#4
avatar of Agiel

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Another two:

Random Soviet Conscript around M5: "Why don't we call them 'Half-wheels?'"

PaK-40 crew when told to attack a tank trying to get away: "Ohhhhh no you don't!"
7 Sep 2013, 14:28 PM
#5
avatar of geist

Posts: 79

I love the stories they tell, there is so much diversity and detail. Troops react to so many things. But I only know them in german.

One example, probably randomly told:
"Dann hat er gelacht, mir gesagt wer er ist, und mir eine Flasche Schnaps gegeben."
(Then he laughed, told me who he was and gave me a bottle of booze)
7 Sep 2013, 15:29 PM
#6
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Posts: 217

"I HATE MACHINE GUNS" :)
7 Sep 2013, 15:34 PM
#7
avatar of UGBEAR

Posts: 954

"shit, he owed me money" Cold blood communist bastard neva give a sh*t about their comrades life, only money
9 Sep 2013, 09:57 AM
#8
avatar of SgtBulldog

Posts: 688

Two russian ones.

When given new ptrs: 'Now even Vassilij can hit a target'
Or when flaming a german soldier' Nothing personal.....Well, maybe a little, he-he-he!'
9 Sep 2013, 20:07 PM
#9
avatar of Agiel

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Penal squad when getting veterancy: "We have been redeemed!"

Random German soldier: "You know? I'm worried I won't be allowed to like Tchaikovsky anymore."
9 Sep 2013, 23:29 PM
#10
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campaign dialog - "don't be pizda" MVGame
10 Sep 2013, 02:35 AM
#11
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jump backJump back to quoted post7 Sep 2013, 15:34 PMUGBEAR
"shit, he owed me money" Cold blood communist bastard neva give a sh*t about their comrades life, only money


there are several ones related to someone oweing someone moeny.
11 Sep 2013, 02:14 AM
#12
avatar of Omega_Warrior

Posts: 2561

Just got a new one while watching a replay on my opponents side.

After Tiger has been destroyed: No, they killed my precious Tigeeer!

After destroying their 2nd Tiger: NO NO NO, NOT AGAIN!!!
11 Sep 2013, 21:22 PM
#13
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Pak40 : "We ate the horse remember?! Now start pulling!!"
12 Sep 2013, 20:13 PM
#14
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grenadiers when ordered to build a bunker: "you want us to build what?"
12 Sep 2013, 22:02 PM
#15
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jump backJump back to quoted post10 Sep 2013, 02:35 AMWiFiDi


there are several ones related to someone oweing someone moeny.


Fire at will - but not at Wilhelm, he owes me money.
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