The Sd.Kfz. 184 tank destroyer. I would even consider marry one, if it was socially acceptable.
Even though mere words can't express my feelings, i wrote a humble haiku:
In a shroud of steel
ponderous in the distance
adversaries death
My zen master was kind enough to draw a kakejiku, while he was in deep meditation:

And here is a 1/35 scale model that i build:

To all of you: Show your love to the elephant. Search your feelings, you will know it to be true.