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Complain about history as if were CoH2

6 Mar 2017, 13:33 PM
#1
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Here's the rules: rage about a historical battle/engagement from WW2 as if were a match of CoH2. Bonus points if you can guess the battles that other posts referred to.

I have some QoL/pathing complaints. Okay, so I was moving my group of Cromwells and some half tracks down the road, and then I run into this obnoxious spam of Tigers. The tigers knock out the first Cromwell, which then blocks the other vehicles, and THEN THE WRECK OF THE CROMWELL BLOCKS THE OTHER VEHICLES; while they spazz out on pathing, the tigers proceed to KILL ALL OF MY TANKS. Meanwhile of course the shells are all bouncing off the absurd frontal armor of the Tigers. Luckily after that the Tigers overextended and my AT guns took them out, and they eventually had to pull back. I actually won that battle in the end BUT RELIC WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIX WRECKS AND VEHICLE PATHING?

6 Mar 2017, 13:42 PM
#2
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I got the beach-side spawn on Normandy, which is pretty much an auto-lose.
6 Mar 2017, 14:01 PM
#3
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Who had the "awesome" idea of putting Stalingrad on the map rotation? GGWPNORE as Axis.
6 Mar 2017, 14:17 PM
#4
avatar of Von Kluge
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Who developed this war? I get real life stutters when it snows too much, the optimisation is just shit! My buddy told me to shove some more ram up my arse, I hope it works
6 Mar 2017, 14:22 PM
#5
avatar of William Christensen

Posts: 401

God who the heck brings back Soviet Industry!? All of those bloody T-34s, not to mention on large open fields... GG soviet T-34 spam! ‎
6 Mar 2017, 14:27 PM
#6
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Is there a reason USF spawns with infinite strafing runs in auto match?
6 Mar 2017, 14:58 PM
#7
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Moved from Lobby to Scrap Yard
6 Mar 2017, 22:44 PM
#8
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Schewere Gustav only doing half damage to a tank caught just under the shell, but only if they pop smoke... What kind of shit is that? (note this is a CoH1 reference)

The Russians have made it aaaall the way to the Netherlands, and are fighting the Germans across the Scheldt...
6 Mar 2017, 22:56 PM
#9
avatar of blvckdream

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Late game balance is horrible. Axis have no ressources. Please buff ressource income to balance the game and patch Allies ignoring pop-cap bug.






7 Mar 2017, 01:05 AM
#10
avatar of hubewa

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I noticed that when I load up Berlin, my grens are now ostruppen, relic pls fix.
7 Mar 2017, 02:06 AM
#11
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I was playing as Axis on the new Chambois map and suddenly the game said defeat, my entire army was killed in a vicious victory strike called "Freedom Rape" with Allied bombers, tanks and a bunch of angry Canadians who were sorry but not sorry. where can i get this victory strike?
7 Mar 2017, 23:14 PM
#12
avatar of hubewa

Posts: 928

I was playing on the new Dresden map against Brits and I found a bug. The Air Supremacy run bombed THE ENTIRE MAP.

Relic please fix asap
8 Mar 2017, 00:23 AM
#13
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Permanently Banned
Why soviet units shoot if they must surrender ?
8 Mar 2017, 01:11 AM
#14
avatar of Kamzil118

Posts: 455

Where the fuck are those Tommy Firelies? Why do they have regular Sherman tanks? When did Relic give Shermans the prenerfed T-34 ram? How the did my King Tiger get easily disabled.
nee
8 Mar 2017, 19:23 PM
#15
avatar of nee

Posts: 1216

Hitler's generals in Russian winter:

So when will WBP be deployed?
9 Mar 2017, 16:29 PM
#16
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Wehrmatch army, 1944, retreating through Slovakia:

Partisan nerf pls :*(
9 Mar 2017, 16:56 PM
#17
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Ferdinand crews at Kursk

"Molotov OP plz nerf!!!!"
9 Mar 2017, 18:32 PM
#18
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Allies at Arnhem: What's with all these stealth SS Panzer units hiding in the woods, as well as making the drop zones for gliders and airborne on the edge of the map?


Bloody bridge maps. GG Relic.
9 Mar 2017, 18:38 PM
#19
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Wehrmacht at Falaise Pocket: Oh come on! More skillz planez? How can we fight planez with armor, infantry and arty?

Another bad map, Relic. Allied fanbois FTW. Where is our luck in this game? :o
9 Mar 2017, 19:37 PM
#20
avatar of Dangerous-Cloth

Posts: 2066

German 6th Army in stalingrad:

To hell with this sniper spam! Relic pls nerf
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