Centaur nerf appreciation thread

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the damage of it still high, it still kills faster than P2. today in my game, it still clears 2 OKW AT gun while taking fire from a shrek, the 2 OKW at gun and flak HQ, and retreat to safety with very minimal HP left, almost killed my volks that is chasing it, down 2 model in 1 bust then my volk fire missed, 2nd burst kill another 2 model, so my volk retreat. so i think it's moving accuracy need to be look at too, but this is a good start, i think when centaur have same AI performance as OKW Panzer 2 then it is good, (price higher because high armor and HP pool)

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since my sig is currently occupied by my one social movement per patch: i'll just leave my preferred one here until a time when it may return to my sig box

live on!!! :3
I reckon it's AOE spread/ROF oughta change though, give players a second or two to react, 'cos in terms of mobility it couldn't overtake my great uncles power chair...

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11 Oct 2015, 14:16 PMFaHu

There is no most absurd, heilarious, horrible and dream shattering Centaur experiences to date!
You guys probably just doesnt know how to counter that thing.

You deny the Centaur is over powered? It wipes vets out like butter. But you know this. (Sarcasm)

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12 Oct 2015, 02:49 AMThatRabidPotato

You got that from Duffel Blog didn't you? The version with the A10 Warthog is amazing.

It's actually an old 4chan copy+pasta satirizing otherkin.

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my absurd moment is when early game point is Push to like 300, and lose an Almost win game that which the enemy have was like 8 point, n win the game coz of centaur,

kill all MG pak n stole it to use agains us,
n not to mention making my teammate leave the game which coz the game,

soo a tank that make ppl leave realy is a game changer,
i dont remember sturmtiger or KT able to make those thing

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11 Oct 2015, 21:34 PMelchino7

I sexually identify as a centaur tank. Ever since I was a young girl I dreamed of driving over the fields of Langres dropping hot sticky rounds onto disgusting germans. People say to me my dream of being a tank is impossible but that's retarded. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach an Ordnance QF75mm armament to my body. From now on I want you to call me "Centorea" and respect my right to kill Pak crews from afar. If you can't accept me you're a tankophobe and need to check your tank privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

That was genius. IGN 10/10

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I remember someone posted for the OCF finals and just copypaste it from the coh reddit.

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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the centaur's still good against infantry. Maybe add suppression to compensate for its speed.

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It surely needed a damage nerf or a health nerf.

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12 Oct 2015, 05:56 AMFiresparks

the centaur's still good against infantry. Maybe add suppression to compensate for its speed.

Lol no

Whenever I face USF as OKW, it feels like I have been strapped down into a mental hospital wheelchair, with legs that can't reach the floor to move myself forward and a nurse is trying to move the wheelchair backwards whilst I have to race a formula one car for a best of three laps.

It feels handicapped from the start

No thumbs, cute and a lot of furry fluffiness, I am the ultimate kitten and by the heavens, am I angry!

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