- It's such a shockingly effective unit that every shot causes debilitating crew shock.
- It doesn't even need a turret to be amazing, because its attack is so deadly.
- It's already so fast that Relic decided against giving it Blitzkrieg.
- It's nimble and graceful, and will show you by pirouetting in place like a beautiful ballerina.
- It's incredibly inexpensive, who puts such a low price on perfection?
It's very clear that the Brummbar is overperforming for its cost and needs to be nerfed, if simply because it's incredibly unfair to the other teams who do not have such a good unit. The closest any team comes is the OKW, who have Brummbar's fat, idiot cousin Sturmtiger. Sturmtiger is so obese it spills from either side of its handicap scooter, and can't even reload itself without using a crane. You know what else Sturmtiger uses that crane for? Wiping its own ass.
Please, let's think about the other teams and this game's overall balance, and nerf the Brummbar for the greater good. Maybe then the Wehrmacht won't be building Tier 4 every damn game and we can give other units a chance.
Let the Brummbar become the martyr who died for our balance-- it was just too good for this world and the world wasn't ready for it.
Pictured: An Artist's Rendition of a Brummbar Ascending Towards the Heavens, ca. 1520