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Brummbar, too good for this earth?

4 Sep 2015, 19:28 PM
#1
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I'm just going to come out and say it. The Brummbar is just too good and needs to be nerfed.

  • It's such a shockingly effective unit that every shot causes debilitating crew shock.
  • It doesn't even need a turret to be amazing, because its attack is so deadly.
  • It's already so fast that Relic decided against giving it Blitzkrieg.
  • It's nimble and graceful, and will show you by pirouetting in place like a beautiful ballerina.
  • It's incredibly inexpensive, who puts such a low price on perfection?


It's very clear that the Brummbar is overperforming for its cost and needs to be nerfed, if simply because it's incredibly unfair to the other teams who do not have such a good unit. The closest any team comes is the OKW, who have Brummbar's fat, idiot cousin Sturmtiger. Sturmtiger is so obese it spills from either side of its handicap scooter, and can't even reload itself without using a crane. You know what else Sturmtiger uses that crane for? Wiping its own ass.

Please, let's think about the other teams and this game's overall balance, and nerf the Brummbar for the greater good. Maybe then the Wehrmacht won't be building Tier 4 every damn game and we can give other units a chance.

Let the Brummbar become the martyr who died for our balance-- it was just too good for this world and the world wasn't ready for it.

Pictured: An Artist's Rendition of a Brummbar Ascending Towards the Heavens, ca. 1520
4 Sep 2015, 19:31 PM
#2
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YEAH i agree. The brummbar has been overperforming ever since shell velocity nerf a year ago. Its so cheap at 160 fuel practically spammable. Theres almost zero counter vs brummbar spam as their 150mm howitzer is almost as good as a scott with half the range. Simply a fucking stupid unit that is breaking the game.
4 Sep 2015, 19:34 PM
#3
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Brummbar is arguably better than the churchhill AVRE. It just wipes squads left and right, and with such high armor it is impossible to counter.

4 Sep 2015, 19:37 PM
#4
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Really, what they should do it create a 5th tier of tech for just the Brummbar. That way you can keep it in all its glory but just delay it a little bit!
4 Sep 2015, 19:37 PM
#5
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This is sarcasm, right? Right?
4 Sep 2015, 19:39 PM
#6
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Brummbar the new OP unit? Any mediumish tank can attack it and win with micro. Don't sit your T34/76 in front of it and fight it heads up and complain that it lost. Brummbar is a pretty fair unit for the price.
4 Sep 2015, 19:51 PM
#7
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Brummbar is fine as it is. There is an Avre thing we should argue about.
4 Sep 2015, 19:54 PM
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Wait a minute....

This ISN'T a PussyKing thread?
4 Sep 2015, 19:56 PM
#10
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Its fueled by the nazi war machine. Of course its good
4 Sep 2015, 20:05 PM
#11
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This is sarcasm, right? Right?

I hope so...
4 Sep 2015, 20:26 PM
#12
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joke of the year award goes for OP
If much the Sturm panzer 4 should get buff for its price
4 Sep 2015, 22:05 PM
#13
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Was chuckling at the first couple of rather 'subtle' sarcastic posts, then read Katitofs and got really confused as to whether it was sarcastic or not.
4 Sep 2015, 22:52 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post4 Sep 2015, 22:05 PMJonky
Was chuckling at the first couple of rather 'subtle' sarcastic posts, then read Katitofs and got really confused as to whether it was sarcastic or not.


Kaitof ain't in this thread mate.
5 Sep 2015, 00:30 AM
#15
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Kaitof ain't in this thread mate.


:p Picture got me. I can relegate the comment to sarcasm as well then :D
5 Sep 2015, 06:53 AM
#16
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Posts: 482

The best unit of the ost T4. You can see this beast every match. Relic should nerf this unit ASAP. Really need to be adjust. The fuel cost is cheaper than a T3485!!! OMG wtf! A T3476 cost 80 fuel and 8 pop now but the godamn brumbar cost so cheap and only 14 pop.
5 Sep 2015, 06:59 AM
#17
avatar of Hogman512

Posts: 168

Brumbar needs a nerf but AVRE is fine....!?
5 Sep 2015, 07:46 AM
#18
avatar of EtherealDragon

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Brumbar needs a nerf but AVRE is fine....!?


How dare you insult the glorious Brumbar with such a subpar unit as the AVRE! Brumbar doesn't need 40 sec to reload and has a higher rotation speed and acceleration! Brumbar is also non-doctrinal whereas AVRE is doctrinal!


5 Sep 2015, 12:45 PM
#19
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AHHH. Cmon Brummbar is fine. Probably the most unused Ostheer tank though
5 Sep 2015, 14:21 PM
#20
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Posts: 587

This must be a troll thread, Brummbar was one of the coolest units that COH 2 had when it released, and we have had about 3-5 threads about Brummbar, and all of those have concluded as "Its fine, where it is" (Deals 80dmg with all non-penetrating shots and it is a RNG machine on hits to infantry squads)
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