The first only strategy you need to win

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I always thought the best strategy to win was beat the opponent.

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Welcome to the community, though that was kind of dumb for a first post

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2 Feb 2013, 02:10 AMcrazyguy

Welcome to the community, though that was kind of dumb for a first post

It was sarcasm....

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The best strategy is to get matched up against SomeBloke because he never really plays CoH. The worst strategy is to call SomeBloke dumb because it is you who are dumb, you dumb person.

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2 Feb 2013, 04:48 AMTychoCelchuuu

The best strategy is to get matched up against SomeBloke because he never really plays CoH..

That works too.

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lol true.

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2 Feb 2013, 03:34 AMSomeBloke

It was sarcasm....

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It was not sarcasm, as the best strategy to win is to beat the opponent, but that doesnt mean it isnt dumb and a terrible attempt at being funny, as well as the first thing just about everybody thought when reading this thread.

P.S. GR posts don't count as posts on this site.

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The only thing in this thread funnier than SomeBloke's joke is your reaction to it.

Actually DevM's post is better than that. But you're close!

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Triple Edit: Nevermind....

It seems having a bad sense of humour is an internet crime...

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Have more mans than your opponent and you will win.

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3 Feb 2013, 14:13 PMNaeras

Have more mans than your opponent and you will win.

But what if he builds sandbags to stop your mans going other way?

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3 Feb 2013, 17:03 PMSomeBloke

But what if he builds sandbags to stop your mans going other way?

Halftracks with mans beat sandbags.

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3 Feb 2013, 20:40 PMNaeras

Halftracks with mans beat sandbags.

But the sandbacks have tank traps in them!

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22 Nov 2012, 22:38 PMDevM

pfft fighting sucks my strat is better.
1)OP all muni points.
2)Do an officer.
3)spam propaganda war from both officer and doc ability.
4)win.

Spam T17, play armor doctrine

problem Devm?

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Step 1: Insult the player you are up against as much as possible.
Step 2: Spam faghounds.
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If step 2 works: post the replay under the name, cohexperts ownage you mad bro, or what ever shit they usually post.
If step 2 fails: drop hack.

win win situation.

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5 Mar 2013, 17:08 PMBewbz

Step 1: Insult the player you are up against as much as possible.
Step 2: Spam faghounds.
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If step 2 works: post the replay under the name, cohexperts ownage you mad bro, or what ever shit they usually post.
If step 2 fails: drop hack.

win win situation.

Bahahahah, sounds like what happened to me about 1 hour ago.

Rangers+staghounds, everything he owns dies, he drophacks with 20 tickets left.