Best Ever Company of Heroes Unit Quotes

I love these threads because you can reminisce and indulge on perhaps one of the facets of CoH's presentation that make it truly unique. Post your favorite quotes; funny, badass or just memorable, of past and present!

Funny:

Wehr PaK 38 camo order: "Sure...we'll hide this...giant gun."

Wehr Grens move order: "Do they have PoW camps in California?"

Wehr Volks combat: "When it's clicking like that you need to reload!"

Badass:

CoH1 Riflemen move order: "Stay by me and i'll keep you alive!"

Wehr P4 construction completed: "Panzer IV ready for service!"

Memorable:

Ostheer commander: "Assault grenadiers are awaiting your orders to deploy, commander."

USF commander: "Frag grenades are making their way up to the lines."

OKW Sturmpios unit selection: "This is what we're trained for!"

Luftwaffe Ground Force: "Go back to the main menu, and play tutorial."

I rolled over when I head my Pak40 crew exclaim "Stalin can suck my dick!! Feuer!!!"

I miss some of the polished little touches in the vcoh brits.
WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED? ... SIR!

I think I may've even caught myself saying "sod you lot! I'll do it myself!"

Wehr bike move order: "For the last time stop grinding it!"

Stormtroopers combat: "Schiesse! Do they get paid for each bullet they fire?"

http://youtu.be/_o3on8hx3yo?t=8m45s

Lol if we are bringing videos into this:



Grens (this guy's voice and his whiney demeanor make these quotes):

0:02 "PaK crews have it easy, look at them always lounging around."

2:19 "Hans! Watch the back blast this time! My eyebrows have just started to grow back!"

2:45 "I'll behind that wall if you need me!"

2:50 "We don't care what you think! Beiber was a drecksack, and i'm glad he's dead!"

3:00 "Your stories are boring!"

3:06 "Like hell I cheat, you just can't play cards!"

3:11 "I think we will win eventually, yes...but I don't think any of us will live to see it."

3:16 "Before the war? I helped run a Bordello."

3:18 "My rifle, a pistol, two knives, 3 grenades and my dick. I'm always well-armed!"

3:22 'We had this girl back in Aachen who could do it standing on her head. And Singing!"

3:30 "Yes really, a whorehouse. The mayor was one of our best customers too, until we called in his credit."

3:35 "It's gone...the English bombed it last month...Peter do you have any of that brandy left?"

4:11 "If I were an officer things would be different!"

4:15 "I bet the Russian troops don't get fucked around like this!"

4:18 "I want a hot meal and a good beer too..."

4:25 "I suppose we'll just have to do it..."

4:33 "We have to do WHAT?!"

Lol if we are bringing videos into this:



Grens (this guy's voice and his whiney demeanor make these quotes):

0:02 "PaK crews have it easy, look at them always lounging around."

2:19 "Hans! Watch the back blast this time! My eyebrows have just started to grow back!"

2:45 "I'll behind that wall if you need me!"

2:50 "We don't care what you think! Beiber was a drecksack, and i'm glad he's dead!"

3:00 "Your stories are boring!"

3:06 "Like hell I cheat, you just can't play cards!"

3:11 "I think we will win eventually, yes...but I don't think any of us will live to see it."

3:16 "Before the war? I helped run a Bordello."

3:18 "My rifle, a pistol, two knives, 3 grenades and my dick. I'm always well-armed!"

3:22 'We had this girl back in Aachen who could do it standing on her head. And Singing!"

3:30 "Yes really, a whorehouse. The mayor was one of our best customers too, until we called in his credit."

3:35 "It's gone...the English bombed it last month...Peter do you have any of that brandy left?"

4:11 "If I were an officer things would be different!"

4:15 "I bet the Russian troops don't get fucked around like this!"

4:18 "I want a hot meal and a good beer too..."

4:25 "I suppose we'll just have to do it..."

4:33 "We have to do WHAT?!"

Now play this video with CC on, it is hilarious.

some of my favorites include:

"guy turnouts communist last night's ivan card sued classics".

"show if they are directs found out dot blotting planted i'm a democrat"

and

"floppy drive and study all glad aren't he had to be that that gang i'm glad".

Funny:
Any time american soldier says "DOPES"

Lietenant Panicking and yelling to his corporal/sergeant to figure things out;

Major:"I begged,borrowed,and stole for a recon pass"



Ostruppen "We'll try to take it.","I suppose you need cannon fodder"

Heavy Tanks
"Tiger is under infantry attack, WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS"
"BIG BALLS OR TINY BRAINS OR BOTH,TIGER UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK"
"MG42 is ticklinining us."
"
Badass:
Riflemen

"THERE COOKED!!!"
"KRAUTS ARE DEAD!!!"

Sherman Crew
"GET OUTTA THERE STRIKE ZONE"
"GUN ON,FIRING"
"Target destroyed. Shift Fire."
"Oh shit! you knocked that tiger out!!"

OKW Medium tanks
"Hit."
"Panthza,ready to move"
"proceed forward"

Captain
"My squads ready."





Memorable:

"KRAUTS just wasted some of our riflemen"
"KRAUTS JUST TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE GUN CREW!"
"Petrov pulled his groin,but it is finished"
"sandbags up,but my back is out"
When guards go "UGHGHUGHGUH"
"Put a riflegrenade on that miffsturm*
Soviet Female T34 drivers screaming on death...so painful.
matter of fact when any tank crew screams on death. So sad,and i always feel their deaths.

"WE DIE LIKE MEN!!!" Soviet Heavy tanks.

CoH1 paratroopers:
"Cleanup on aisle 5!"

CoH1 panzer grenadiers:
"Dienhardt when we get into action I want to hear those g43s singing"

Why do I never hear half of these quotes I hear in the videos? Are some of them not enabled in the game??

Also, you guys should all try clicking on a unit a lot. They'll say something funny to you

Whahahaha, epic thread!!!

My alltime favorites are:

ostheer:
- Grenadiers screaming: "Enemy Soldaten!!!" or "Enemy Panzurrrr"
- "We fight brave for the reich, the enemy has only 50 points remaining"
- "Lets welcome the Schweinehunde with a mortarbarrage"
- "A Tiger Ace has been deployed to the battlefield. No further supply will be needed"
- "Forward, March!"

soviets:
- "KV8 Flamethrower tanks are now available to burn the germans back to berlin"
- "IS2 Heavy tanks are now available to crush the hans"
- "An infantry squad has made the ultimate sacrifice, death before retreat."
- "Vodka if we're done, comrade?"

okw:
"Jagetiger are now available"
"Vulgsgrenadiers are on ze line"
"The Ultra Heavy Elite Command Sturmkönigskubelwagen Ace has arrived to the frontlines"
usf:
"Fresh Mags in"
"Get your gear"
"Ahhhhhh, Nuts"
"One O Five ready"

Luftwaffe Ground Force: "Go back to the main menu, and play tutorial."

Definitely the best one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD-XgJtW9c
Pretty much all of them.

Stalin's little girls are here!
we have a new scout kaaaaah
we die like men
there will be nothing left but a memory
we gave them a chance to surrender...didn't we?

ISU-152 idling: "I told mama we'd see Elephants, Tigers, Panthers. She thought I was visiting Moscow Zoo."

Not a funny quote... but I still always love hearing the US...
"Enemy unit.... downnnn"

German Commander in CoH1 when enemy tank is destroyed quickly:

"Their so-called "panzer" didn't even shoot back."

Some of my favourites have to be:

Stalin Tank claims another kill!

(T-34) Do not fuck with a T-34!

(slower and tougher) Do not fuck with an IS-2...

(IS-2) Infantry firing on us, cheeky bastards...

Armour breached...

(Shocktroops) "Tell the devil I sent you!"

(Cons) Move like your life depends on it! It does!

Burn you bastards!

Who could ever forget our beloved Duffy, who would always smoke a ciga-fucking-rett while the rest of the squad capped the fuel.

Who could ever forget our beloved Duffy, who would always smoke a ciga-fucking-rett while the rest of the squad capped the fuel.

At least in COH2 you can smoke while capping!

"This sector belongs to the Reich!"

"We're moving into the other guys' territory."

"We ate the horse remember? Now start pulling!"

"Time to kick the shit out of Player 1 Airborne!"

"Eagles preying on Jerry!"