Are you tired of the blob?
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Are you, too, fed up with all the blobs running around?
I got a simple solution for that:
Call them something else!
I selected a few possible alternatives straight from the wonderous world of animals.
Instead of typing "garden your gardening volks blob" over and over again, you can now say:
"Oh nice sounder you got there!" or "Thats the biggest intrusion ive ever seen"
Asses Pace, Herd, Drove
Beavers Colony, Family
Bullocks Drove
Cockroaches Intrusion
Crocodiles Bask, Float
Greyhounds Leash (for all the m8 spammers, if there are any)
Hyenas Cackle, Clan
Insects Horde, Nest, Swarm, Rabble, Plague
Lice Flock
Pheasants Nest, Nye
Pigs Drift, Drove
Pigs (Swine) Sounder
Rats Colony, Pack, Plague, Swarm
Swallows Flight, Gulp
Vultures Venue
Worms Bed, Clew, Bunch, Clat
Full list at:
You are welcome!
Edit: this one has to be on th list, too: Doves (Turtle) = Pitying, Piteousness
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At least in the animal kingdom herds, packs, flocks, etc all appear to have independent movement and thinking in the individual parts. A CoH blob has no intelligence or free will, only orders from the hivemind...maybe the insect terms apply somewhat...
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I tend to refer to Ostwinds as "crowd control" and KCH as "riot police" in CoH1...so how about "mob"?
i associate "mob" with the mafia, so thats too cool for a blob
i prefer to use something that is void of all that is human.
if playing a jewish or muslim person calling his blob sounder (swine) or pack (dog) might actually offend them
im pretty sure there are other animals that offend certain ethnicities/nationalities/personalities
a cluster (spiders) might even scare people who suffer from arachnophobia
gosh, ive really invested too much thought into this
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"Look Alice, see that? It's a school of Shrek'd Volks....aren't they majestic?"
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School?
"Look Alice, see that? It's a school of Shrek'd Volks....aren't they majestic?"
id like that for my own blob
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here some cool names for your own (better) blobs:
Barracudas Battery
Cats (Wild) Destruction (really? this is awesome!)
Crows Murder, Horde (classic)
Oxen Yoke (i like that. "choke on this yoke, gardening sounderer ")
Lions Pride (yet another classic)
oh, english language, why arent you my mother tongue
p.s. im going to stick with sounder for enemy blobs from now on. i do hate swines
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theres the expression "two bob cunt" in the lyrics of "what a waster" by the libertines. which is cockney for cheap whore afaik.
how fitting is that? just add a little "L" and you got "two blob cunt"... a (cheap) blobbing whore!
so then, off to bed, enough insomnia for tonight
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Disclaimer: I do not endorse this type of behavior, simply responding to the uh, post from OP with a suggestion.
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When you run 2 squads of Penals to his Volks squad
the almighty penal sounder. feared across the land
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guys who complain are doing exactly what the developers and publishers want , keeping u busy with pety things , they just want to stretch their money , they dont give 2 damns about the players .
dont complain , deal with it , or instead dont play at all .
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― Napoléon Blobaparte
“Be the blob that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Without blobs, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer
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instead of complaining why not adapt to the circumstances ?
guys who complain are doing exactly what the developers and publishers want , keeping u busy with pety things , they just want to stretch their money , they dont give 2 damns about the players .
dont complain , deal with it , or instead dont play at all .
all my internetz to you, sir, for absolutely not getting the point of this thread. i doubt you read anything but the title before posting
i stated in many threads that blobs dont work very well imo (unless its price using them
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this thread was made cause "blob" is probably the most overused word on all of coh2.org and i came up with a list of semi-funny alternatives
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“Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to blob.”
― Napoléon Blobaparte
“Be the blob that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Without blobs, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer
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