Hey ladies (hurhur) and gentlemen,
Are you, too, fed up with all the blobs running around?
I got a simple solution for that:
Call them something else!
I selected a few possible alternatives straight from the wonderous world of animals.
Instead of typing "garden your gardening volks blob" over and over again, you can now say:
"Oh nice sounder you got there!" or "Thats the biggest intrusion ive ever seen"
Asses Pace, Herd, Drove
Beavers Colony, Family
Bullocks Drove
Cockroaches Intrusion
Crocodiles Bask, Float
Greyhounds Leash (for all the m8 spammers, if there are any)
Hyenas Cackle, Clan
Insects Horde, Nest, Swarm, Rabble, Plague
Lice Flock
Pheasants Nest, Nye
Pigs Drift, Drove
Pigs (Swine) Sounder
Rats Colony, Pack, Plague, Swarm
Swallows Flight, Gulp
Vultures Venue
Worms Bed, Clew, Bunch, Clat
Full list at:
You are welcome!
Edit: this one has to be on th list, too: Doves (Turtle) = Pitying, Piteousness
Are you tired of the blob?
28 Jan 2015, 17:54 PM
#1
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29 Jan 2015, 01:00 AM
#2
Posts: 440
I don't feel like this would soothe my passive aggression towards this game but most blobs just look like an incoherent mess of unit symbols and rocket-launchers. It's simply just a amalgamated 'blob' of BS slowly crawling it's way towards you.
At least in the animal kingdom herds, packs, flocks, etc all appear to have independent movement and thinking in the individual parts. A CoH blob has no intelligence or free will, only orders from the hivemind...maybe the insect terms apply somewhat...
At least in the animal kingdom herds, packs, flocks, etc all appear to have independent movement and thinking in the individual parts. A CoH blob has no intelligence or free will, only orders from the hivemind...maybe the insect terms apply somewhat...
29 Jan 2015, 01:08 AM
#3
Posts: 226
Intrusion seems very fitting, I'll go with that one
29 Jan 2015, 01:16 AM
#4
Posts: 440
I tend to refer to Ostwinds as "crowd control" and KCH as "riot police" in CoH1...so how about "mob"?
29 Jan 2015, 01:22 AM
#5
Posts: 226
Nah, mob is what Aussie aboriginals call their extended family. Comparing them to filthy blobbers is offensive MVGame
29 Jan 2015, 01:28 AM
#6
Posts: 440
MVBlob
29 Jan 2015, 01:30 AM
#7
Posts: 503
I tend to refer to Ostwinds as "crowd control" and KCH as "riot police" in CoH1...so how about "mob"?
i associate "mob" with the mafia, so thats too cool for a blob
i prefer to use something that is void of all that is human.
if playing a jewish or muslim person calling his blob sounder (swine) or pack (dog) might actually offend them
im pretty sure there are other animals that offend certain ethnicities/nationalities/personalities
a cluster (spiders) might even scare people who suffer from arachnophobia
gosh, ive really invested too much thought into this
29 Jan 2015, 01:38 AM
#8
Posts: 440
School?
"Look Alice, see that? It's a school of Shrek'd Volks....aren't they majestic?"
"Look Alice, see that? It's a school of Shrek'd Volks....aren't they majestic?"
29 Jan 2015, 02:47 AM
#9
Posts: 503
School?
"Look Alice, see that? It's a school of Shrek'd Volks....aren't they majestic?"
id like that for my own blob
because i do love sharkshere some cool names for your own (better) blobs:
Barracudas Battery
Cats (Wild) Destruction (really? this is awesome!)
Crows Murder, Horde (classic)
Oxen Yoke (i like that. "choke on this yoke, gardening sounderer ")
Lions Pride (yet another classic)
oh, english language, why arent you my mother tongue
p.s. im going to stick with sounder for enemy blobs from now on. i do hate swines
29 Jan 2015, 03:01 AM
#10
Posts: 503
On an unrelated note:
theres the expression "two bob cunt" in the lyrics of "what a waster" by the libertines. which is cockney for cheap whore afaik.
how fitting is that? just add a little "L" and you got "two blob cunt"... a (cheap) blobbing whore!
so then, off to bed, enough insomnia for tonight
theres the expression "two bob cunt" in the lyrics of "what a waster" by the libertines. which is cockney for cheap whore afaik.
how fitting is that? just add a little "L" and you got "two blob cunt"... a (cheap) blobbing whore!
so then, off to bed, enough insomnia for tonight
29 Jan 2015, 03:36 AM
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Or you could simply get past the basic profanity filters with a couple numbers and your imagination. 
Disclaimer: I do not endorse this type of behavior, simply responding to the uh, post from OP with a suggestion.
Disclaimer: I do not endorse this type of behavior, simply responding to the uh, post from OP with a suggestion.
29 Jan 2015, 18:57 PM
#12
Posts: 498
When you run 2 squads of Penals to his Volks squad 
www.twitch.tv/rawv1 
usf 
okw 
soviets 
ostheer
"Lefh is love, Lefh is life" Festung Support for the winFI
In game know as Törttö ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ
Best rank 1v1 - 33 Soviets, 2v2 - 1 Ostheer RT
usf okw soviets ostheer"Lefh is love, Lefh is life" Festung Support for the win
FIIn game know as Törttö ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ
Best rank 1v1 - 33 Soviets, 2v2 - 1 Ostheer RT
29 Jan 2015, 21:02 PM
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Great thread - and in the right place too! 
- and in the right place too! 
29 Jan 2015, 22:13 PM
#14
Posts: 503
When you run 2 squads of Penals to his Volks squad
the almighty penal sounder. feared across the land
30 Jan 2015, 01:34 AM
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Posts: 3787
instead of complaining why not adapt to the circumstances ?
guys who complain are doing exactly what the developers and publishers want , keeping u busy with pety things , they just want to stretch their money , they dont give 2 damns about the players .
dont complain , deal with it , or instead dont play at all .
guys who complain are doing exactly what the developers and publishers want , keeping u busy with pety things , they just want to stretch their money , they dont give 2 damns about the players .
dont complain , deal with it , or instead dont play at all .
'' terror belli , decus pacis ''
30 Jan 2015, 01:47 AM
#16
Posts: 440
Dude...its a joke...obviously we understand that blobbing probably isn't going anywhere for this iteration of CoH...we're just venting.
30 Jan 2015, 07:14 AM
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“Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to blob.”
― Napoléon Blobaparte
“Be the blob that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Without blobs, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer
― Napoléon Blobaparte
“Be the blob that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Without blobs, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer
30 Jan 2015, 07:16 AM
#18
Posts: 503
instead of complaining why not adapt to the circumstances ?
guys who complain are doing exactly what the developers and publishers want , keeping u busy with pety things , they just want to stretch their money , they dont give 2 damns about the players .
dont complain , deal with it , or instead dont play at all .
all my internetz to you, sir, for absolutely not getting the point of this thread. i doubt you read anything but the title before posting
i stated in many threads that blobs dont work very well imo (unless its price using them
)this thread was made cause "blob" is probably the most overused word on all of coh2.org and i came up with a list of semi-funny alternatives
30 Jan 2015, 07:18 AM
#19
Posts: 503
“Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to blob.”
― Napoléon Blobaparte
“Be the blob that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Without blobs, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer
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