Nicknames you give units
16 Jan 2015, 01:56 AM
#21
Posts: 2053
The first time i stuka'd two fresh suppressed riflemen squads, wiping them, i started to call the Walking Stuka the Walking Nuka (nuker). I have similar names for everything else that often wipes multiple squads in one blast.
16 Jan 2015, 02:07 AM
#22
Posts: 403
Walking Stuka: Easy Win
Penals: Bats
Irrgs: reservist
King Tiger: Failed Investment.
T-34: Worthless
SU-85: 85s.
Obersoldaten: Terminators
Rear Echelon Troops: Echos.
Penals: Bats
Irrgs: reservist
King Tiger: Failed Investment.
T-34: Worthless
SU-85: 85s.
Obersoldaten: Terminators
Rear Echelon Troops: Echos.
Major Conscript user.
Sometimes NKVD Commander.
Sometimes NKVD Commander.
16 Jan 2015, 04:43 AM
#23
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Some of these are great 
Mostly I just call things by a shorter version of the actual name (eg "falls", "shocks", "pios")
Wehrmacht HT - Kampbus ("combat bus")
Maxim - shopping cart
KV-8 - Trogdor the Burninator
ISU-152 - Noob cannon
Raketenwerfer - Poop-chan
B4 - real howie
Obersoldaten - Terminators
Upgraded M5 - quad
M5 with 2x flamer engineers - broke-ass KV-8 or Barton Wartruck
T-70 - rolling sniper
Stug E - Stooge
OKW AA Halftrack: Flak track
Major - Patton
Soviet medics: healing ladies
Any kind of infantry: mans
Still, my all-time favorite unit nickname comes from COH1:
Knight's Cross Holders - KFC holders
Mostly I just call things by a shorter version of the actual name (eg "falls", "shocks", "pios")Wehrmacht HT - Kampbus ("combat bus")
Maxim - shopping cart
KV-8 - Trogdor the Burninator
ISU-152 - Noob cannon
Raketenwerfer - Poop-chan
B4 - real howie
Obersoldaten - Terminators
Upgraded M5 - quad
M5 with 2x flamer engineers - broke-ass KV-8 or Barton Wartruck
T-70 - rolling sniper
Stug E - Stooge
OKW AA Halftrack: Flak track
Major - Patton
Soviet medics: healing ladies
Any kind of infantry: mans
Still, my all-time favorite unit nickname comes from COH1:
Knight's Cross Holders - KFC holders
16 Jan 2015, 05:06 AM
#24
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Posts: 1664
Penis Batallion
Rechelon
Ze Kooo-bull
Shermy
Sturmy
Sluts (medics)
Rechelon
Ze Kooo-bull
Shermy
Sturmy
Sluts (medics)
16 Jan 2015, 05:43 AM
#25
Posts: 875 | Subs: 6
This is what we call all the maps.
Kholodny = Shotblockerodny
Le Gleize Breakout = Le Garrison Breakout
Crossing in the woods = Camping in the woods or Crossing in the Neg Cover
Semosiky = S-Mineosiky
Road to Kharkhov = Road to Cutoff
Langreskaya = LMG Camper
Stalingrad = Spammin'grad
Kholodny = Shotblockerodny
Le Gleize Breakout = Le Garrison Breakout
Crossing in the woods = Camping in the woods or Crossing in the Neg Cover
Semosiky = S-Mineosiky
Road to Kharkhov = Road to Cutoff
Langreskaya = LMG Camper
Stalingrad = Spammin'grad
16 Jan 2015, 08:42 AM
#26
Posts: 1802 | Subs: 1
Hobos (Fallschimjagers) because they live in abandoned houses and mug your troops.
This made my day.
16 Jan 2015, 08:48 AM
#27
Posts: 2779
MG42: Popcorn Spreader
Greyhound: Stuart in M8 skin
M20: Greyhound losing its main gun
Stuart: USF ATHT
Panther: F1 Formula
Puma: Tank assassin
LeFH, Priest: Useless arty
Sturmtiger: Nuke
Panzerwerfer: Feuerwerksbatterie, perfectly safe and harmless
M3A1: Clown car
Maxim: Noob gun
Greyhound: Stuart in M8 skin
M20: Greyhound losing its main gun
Stuart: USF ATHT
Panther: F1 Formula
Puma: Tank assassin
LeFH, Priest: Useless arty
Sturmtiger: Nuke
Panzerwerfer: Feuerwerksbatterie, perfectly safe and harmless
M3A1: Clown car
Maxim: Noob gun
16 Jan 2015, 10:26 AM
#28
Posts: 249
Names we use in TeamSpeak:
Stug-e: Paskastugi/Shit stug (well, it's not actually shit nowadays)
M3: Auto/Car
T34: Sotka/duck (Finns called T34 Sotkas in ww2)
T70: Pikkutankki/small tank
ISU: Isukki/daddy
Volksgrenadiers: Volkkari
Fallschimjager: Falshimneekeri/Fallschimnigger
B4: Big bomba
Penals: Penaali
Katyusha: Katiska
45mm At gun: Paskatykki/shit gun
Jagdtiger: Jakki
Stug-e: Paskastugi/Shit stug (well, it's not actually shit nowadays)
M3: Auto/Car
T34: Sotka/duck (Finns called T34 Sotkas in ww2)
T70: Pikkutankki/small tank
ISU: Isukki/daddy
Volksgrenadiers: Volkkari
Fallschimjager: Falshimneekeri/Fallschimnigger
B4: Big bomba
Penals: Penaali
Katyusha: Katiska
45mm At gun: Paskatykki/shit gun
Jagdtiger: Jakki
16 Jan 2015, 11:18 AM
#29
Posts: 3293
mostly hans they are all hans especially the dead ones. 
Failure is always an option. 
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16 Jan 2015, 12:13 PM
#30
Posts: 2396 | Subs: 1
shock troops - commandos
maxim spam - maxim SPA (while playing this abbusive tactic makes you think at the confort of a SPA hotel)
scott - little big gun
obersoldaten - ubersoldaten
raketenwerfer - shitenwerfer
PAK 43 - Crack 43
Tiger Ace - Tiger's Grace
maxim spam - maxim SPA (while playing this abbusive tactic makes you think at the confort of a SPA hotel)
scott - little big gun
obersoldaten - ubersoldaten
raketenwerfer - shitenwerfer
PAK 43 - Crack 43
Tiger Ace - Tiger's Grace
BeefSurge wrote:
A lot of people have an image of how they want a faction to play, leading to problems. This is why you have people complaining about lack of Soviet bunkers, why T34/76 sucks, why Cons don't scale, Grens don't get normal grenades, Muricans don't get heavy tank, OKW laser weapons and Die Glock Death Bell, etc.
A lot of people have an image of how they want a faction to play, leading to problems. This is why you have people complaining about lack of Soviet bunkers, why T34/76 sucks, why Cons don't scale, Grens don't get normal grenades, Muricans don't get heavy tank, OKW laser weapons and Die Glock Death Bell, etc.
16 Jan 2015, 12:30 PM
#31
Posts: 1217
Penis BatallionYes!
Also:
Cocktroopers
Easy Aids
16 Jan 2015, 13:15 PM
#32
Posts: 923
Some TAB ones I remember at the top of my head. :
Panther command - Commanther
Ettelbruck station - Shittlebruck station.
Soviet healers in base - Healing bitches.
Microing tanks - PATHING, GOD DAMN IT!
Panther command - Commanther
Ettelbruck station - Shittlebruck station.
Soviet healers in base - Healing bitches.
Microing tanks - PATHING, GOD DAMN IT!
Disclaimer: Posts made while drunk should not count against this poster.
16 Jan 2015, 14:23 PM
#33
Posts: 246
Ost sniper - Herr König
16 Jan 2015, 15:05 PM
#34
Posts: 1637
Penis Batallion
Rechelon
Ze Kooo-bull
Shermy
Sturmy
Sluts (medics)
Forgot the PenisBatts and the AssGrens. They all work well with the KagelWagen
This is what we call all the maps.
Kholodny = Shotblockerodny
Le Gleize Breakout = Le Garrison Breakout
Crossing in the woods = Camping in the woods or Crossing in the Neg Cover
Semosiky = S-Mineosiky
Road to Kharkhov = Road to Cutoff
Langreskaya = LMG Camper
Stalingrad = Spammin'grad
Just LOL so true. I should have said map names too.
The PTRS's are fine as they are. Whenever i'm up against Guard Infantry, I always have to be careful with my vehicles or the Guards will completely destroy them. Good range, good damage and fairly cheap; if anything, the PTRS should nerfed since it's ridiculously good for the price. Even in the hands of Conscripts, the PTRS's are extremely potent.
16 Jan 2015, 15:07 PM
#35
Posts: 934
This is what we call all the maps.
Kholodny = Shotblockerodny
Le Gleize Breakout = Le Garrison Breakout
Crossing in the woods = Camping in the woods or Crossing in the Neg Cover
Semosiky = S-Mineosiky
Road to Kharkhov = Road to Cutoff
Langreskaya = LMG Camper
Stalingrad = Spammin'grad
Hahaha this is gold!
16 Jan 2015, 15:30 PM
#36
Posts: 1484
Cons= Stalin's Dogs
Volks = Cockroaches
Obers = Terminators
Shocktroops = Spetnaz
Kat = Music to my ears
Pathfinders = Canadians
IS2 = Sir miss allot
Volks = Cockroaches
Obers = Terminators
Shocktroops = Spetnaz
Kat = Music to my ears
Pathfinders = Canadians
IS2 = Sir miss allot
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16 Jan 2015, 15:35 PM
#37
Posts: 2053
Volks = Cockroaches
Thats a very fitting name for them... I have to steal it.
16 Jan 2015, 15:58 PM
#38
Posts: 640
OKW Sturmofficer = blob officer. It gives bonuses to nearby infantry, such a stupid design
16 Jan 2015, 17:37 PM
#39
Posts: 2070
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Axis doesn't have the best AT options in the game
16 Jan 2015, 20:57 PM
#40
Posts: 2
StuG - Dumbo/Dumbos (Baby elephant)
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