RNG? lol... Relic you are kidding )))

I lost 5 volks and 2 obers to a recon plane crash #Esports

Lost 5 man volksquad with about 80% hp to a single t34-76 shot

My best RNGMoment was months ago where(PRE-PRE WFA) Elefant was the only counter to ISU (it was when elefant didnt had 400pen), so it was a 2v2 match in Minsk pocket with my mate (Gecko) vs KyleAkira and his mate. My elefant destroyed 5 of their ISUS's and none of them was able to take out my little big tankhunter (not alot of ISU's shots penetrated my elef thanks to RNGod, so I was able to win the long range combat)

Got two ost panthers lose to two stock shermans from the front (2nd panther retreated to the base with low health, one sherman and one panther dead). Then in the same game panther sinked while chasing low health m36 due to m36 not penetrating two times in a row and panther missing every shot.

3 plane crashes on my units on the same game. Yeah.

cons killed full hp sniper on retreat with 6 bullets fired

Similar to what has been mentioned, my worst is when I bought a wehr sniper to fight soviet weapons teams and he got countersniped by, of all things, a zis direct shot (not barrage).

Another is when a panzer IV rushed and destroyed my jackson (my only at) after three rifle grenades bounced off in a row.

enemy plane crashing into my OKW med truck and killing my inf army (around 2-3 volks + falls + sturmpios)

shot down a german stuka with aa half that fell on my friends base(rus) where he had just healed 4 squads of engineers which ofc died, 2nd time same shit happend only this time he had 3 enginers and 1 shock troop, best part it was all in same game.

retreated 3 squads of riflemen cause i just saw enemy walking stuka firing and on their way when there was a corner of the building a shell fell from a panther killing all 3 instantly, good thing i avoided that stuka bombing id literally did 0 dmg x_X

enemy player retreated a panther(1/5th of hp) and 3 volks side by side, my priest shell landed in between killing everything... same game enemy blobbed like crazy as okw on which my priest shell landed on top of his 5 squads instant killing them... he ragequited after that, moral of the story is dont blob vs heavy artillery

my jackson shell bounced 4 times on side of a low hp panther and then panther 2 shoted him... And i thought jacksons were supposed to be tank destroyers

retreated a squad of riflemens on which KT fired and at some poiint at the 4/5 of his shell trajectory to where it was supposed to land it changed by 90 degrees wiping my 3 low hp riflemans...

retreated my sherman only to be knocked over by magical panzerfaust from a whole screen away which had guidance tracking system on...

RNG why you so mean :/

Speaking of planes, I shot stukas down on my own stuff:

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Lost 5 man volksquad with about 80% hp to a single t34-76 shot

Lost full health Obers spread out in a ditch one shot by t34-76. The were actually in defilade on the reverse slope.

Got two ost panthers lose to two stock shermans from the front (2nd panther retreated to the base with low health, one sherman and one panther dead).

And I've seen a unicorn. True story.

cons killed full hp sniper on retreat with 6 bullets fired

We have a winner KappaHD soviets

We have a winner KappaHD soviets

I take it you think mine is inferior?

Only problem with RNG is infantry models stick together. Relic must rework models pathfinding and positions, when stop move and every model looking for cover.

Whine about OP axis/allies, is not in place. But whiners try it in every topic.

my precious 3 vet 3 zis3s getting killed by 2 flame pios exploding nearby

I had a german vet 3 snipe standing in green cover getting oneshotted ba a zis that was my wtf-moment.

Well if everyone's just gonna share their RNG experiences... lets see...

- P4 Wiping a 4-model Cons and a 6-model Guards in one shot (several patches ago)

- Pak40 Wiping a 6-model Guards in one shot

- My Tiger goes face-to-face with 3 T3476s, they fire at front armor and pen every shot, twice in a row. Forced me away and almost destroyed it

- Sherman HE shells... so many times where it would miss up to 5 shots in a row before killing a model or even dealing dmg to an enemy squad

And everything, in only a single match )))

I don't call it RNG, it's Relic"Ninja" jokes )))

That's not rage just laughed a lot when those shits happened )))

I don't think I have much to add to this actual conversation but I have to ask - what's with the ")))" thing? I see that being used a lot by the russians and east europeans. Is it trying to be some kind of a smiley face?

Edit: I happened to remember something that defines the word RNG. AT nade deflecting off a scout car.

Flamethrowers exploding on the first shot/engagement.

So. Many. Times.