Design the worst (plausible) commander ever

Jump back to quoted post25 Oct 2014, 15:03 PMJ1N6666

(German Springtime Doctrine)

3 cp Look out, here comes the master race (399 manpowa): sends in a unit called Master Race that is always revealed in fog of war.

5 cp I was born in Dßsseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf (200 manpowa): Rolf is called in

8 cp Don't be stupid, be a smarty, Come and join the Nazi party (120 munitions): a giant propaganda poster with those words blocks enemy screen for a minute, they cannot alt tab

Jump back to quoted post7 Oct 2014, 13:46 PMSarantini

Soviet Church Commander

12CP: Rapture (sacrifice 100 popcap in 10 minutes to start)
Raises the water level by 5meters, makes remaining land into deep mud, forces heavy rain and blizzard to start, enemy resource income is cut in half and enemy squads get the white phosphorus effect. All effects do not apply to your own units

Jump back to quoted post25 Oct 2014, 15:51 PMRMMLz

That was hilarious.
You got that from "Worms" didn't you?

Jump back to quoted post7 Oct 2014, 13:12 PMLucas Troy

OKW Logistics Doctrine

0 CP Valiant Truck Assault
The sWs decreases in target size to the size of a Kubel, moves and accelerates 20% faster, and gets heavy crush (15 munitions).

2 CP Supply Convoy
sWs trucks now arrive immediately whenever one is destroyed (passive)

4 CP Truck Armor
Adds an upgrade option that adds 100 armor to the sWs (120 munitions)

5 CP Rapid Deployment
sWs trucks now convert instantly into HQ buildings and can be deployed in enemy territory as well(passive)

6 CP Desperate Driving
sWs gain a "ram" ability that works basically like the T-34 ram (15 munitions to activate)