Why does the incendiary victory strike have planes?

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This makes no sense the description says its an artillery strike so why does it have planes flying in the picture.

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they have howitzers attached to the bottom. they also have gold smoke dispensers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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31 Aug 2014, 17:07 PMManicMonkOnMac

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to kiss my a**.

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Why did my mg setup backwards?

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31 Aug 2014, 17:45 PMManicMonkOnMac

Why did my mg setup backwards?

If someones plays BF4 you will know.

My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.

Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.

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Fun fact: if you keep playing after this victory strike, the soviet commander will give the call that incendiary artillery is ready to fire.

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Why did my stuka move forward when I asked it to move backwards?

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31 Aug 2014, 23:24 PMManicMonkOnMac

Why did my stuka move forward when I asked it to move backwards?

Because the driver slept while hitting the accelerate pedal.

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Why does my mg keep switching windows like a maniac?

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1 Sep 2014, 00:31 AMManicMonkOnMac

Why does my mg keep switching windows like a maniac?

Trying to show he's got the moves.

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1 Sep 2014, 00:33 AMsteel

Trying to show he's got the moves.

hahahahahah

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Why my soldiers don't manage to throw a grenade, but magically consume ammunition?

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1 Sep 2014, 00:33 AMsteel

Trying to show he's got the moves.

Or perhaps he is playing whack-a-mole with the enemy?

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1 Sep 2014, 00:46 AMbraciszek

Or perhaps he is playing whack-a-mole with the enemy?

"Can't hit me. Nope. Nope. Nope. Get a real machine gun Bolshevik."

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1 Sep 2014, 00:46 AMAchtAchter

Why my soldiers don't manage to throw a grenade, but magically consume ammunition?

They threw their bullets instead.

Inside the building, the MG crew is dancing with a disco ball. Whenever the enemy appears, it happened to be the gunner's turn to dance and show his moves.

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