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You know you play too much COH2 When..

9 Apr 2014, 05:24 AM
#21
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You know you've played to much COH when you are reading and writing on these forums instead doing something better with your life. :)

Nice topic man, I love it. Too much quarrel on these forums and so few jokes and fun. Congrats on your initiative.
9 Apr 2014, 06:54 AM
#22
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you casually call things 'op' in real life
9 Apr 2014, 07:48 AM
#23
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You know when you play too much CoH when your wife asks what Penal means because you keep saying it in your sleep..... true story
9 Apr 2014, 08:54 AM
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You know when you play too much CoH when your wife asks what Penal means because you keep saying it in your sleep..... true story


Wow, nice one.
But here this: my Gf actually knows what a pzschreck, a T34 and anMg42 are.
9 Apr 2014, 08:59 AM
#25
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Or in this guy's case, a medic station.


:D:D
9 Apr 2014, 09:21 AM
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Wow, nice one.
But here this: my Gf actually knows what a pzschreck, a T34 and anMg42 are.


Haha nice, if I tried explaining those things to my wife her eyes would glaze over and she would walk away lol
9 Apr 2014, 14:49 PM
#27
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This was more vCOH related, but shortly after I started working here a coworker sent around an email asking if anyone wanted panzers for lunch (aka panzarotti, sort of like a deep fried calzone). I wrote back, "Hell yes I want Panzers! Can I get a side of Kettenkrads?"

She didn't get it.

When asked to do something that isn't really part of my job, I have to restrain myself from saying, "Build WHAT?" or "You do know we are Grenadiers, not Pioneers, ja?"
9 Apr 2014, 14:50 PM
#28
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This was more vCOH related, but shortly after I started working here a coworker sent around an email asking if anyone wanted panzers for lunch (aka panzarotti, sort of like a deep fried calzone). I wrote back, "Hell yes I want Panzers! Can I get a side of Kettenkrads?"

She didn't get it.

When asked to do something that isn't really part of my job, I have to restrain myself from saying, "Build WHAT?" or "You do know we are Grenadiers, not Pioneers, ja?"


I'd love to be your co-worker :p
9 Apr 2014, 15:57 PM
#29
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whenever Im in a very poorly designed part of town where driving makes you want to rip your hair out, I usually grumble under my breath about pathing issues lol
9 Apr 2014, 22:04 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post9 Apr 2014, 03:58 AMZ3r07
when you have a built order for your breakfast in the morning to minimize time spent making it and spending time thinking about how to optimize it.


Or you pick a commander for your breakfast: Cereal-Waffle Combined arms,Fruit Doctrine,or On-The Go Tactics
10 Apr 2014, 05:02 AM
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You know when you played too much CoH2 every time when you missed the bus, missed a goal, get hit by a random object, your wife divorced you, your kids hate you, you blame RNG.
10 Apr 2014, 05:13 AM
#32
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I want to see more movies about Eastern Front after COH2.
10 Apr 2014, 05:22 AM
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jump backJump back to quoted post10 Apr 2014, 05:13 AMrejfor
I want to see more movies about Eastern Front after COH2.


The Stalingrad (1993?) one is quite good, Stalingrad was really a true hell of both forces, those soldiers weren't even trained fighting in ruins. Hitler was really a big noob trying to get this big concrete landfill (thanks to Luftwaffe) and wasting the whole sixth army there.

He was a genius in "politics", but crap in war.
10 Apr 2014, 05:36 AM
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"..... when you have bigger boobs than a woman" :D
10 Apr 2014, 05:39 AM
#35
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I remember in my 1st year of uni I would always say "Engineers, eyes and ears, c'mon!" to my buddies in group projects (eng course).

Man looking back, what a god damn tool LOL.
10 Apr 2014, 06:36 AM
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jump backJump back to quoted post10 Apr 2014, 05:13 AMrejfor
I want to see more movies about Eastern Front after COH2.


I recommend:

Russian: "The Bomber"
German: "Die Bruecke" (The Bridge) - the newer version
German: "Unsere Mutter Unsere Vaeter" (Our Mothers, Our Fathers).

Nice war movies.
10 Apr 2014, 08:20 AM
#37
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I recommend:

Russian: "The Bomber"
German: "Die Bruecke" (The Bridge) - the newer version
German: "Unsere Mutter Unsere Vaeter" (Our Mothers, Our Fathers).

Nice war movies.


Thanks, dude - I watched'em all. Old "Die Bruecke" is better than new. "Bomber" is... well, ok. "Unsere Mutter Unsere Vaeter" was surprisingly good for modern German movie.

"Stalingrad" (1993) is naive a bit especially from Russian point of view but still a good movie. Also don't think that Hitler was such a noob, stupid moron etc. His willful decisions helped to defeat France for example. He just thought it'll help in Stalingrad too.
10 Apr 2014, 13:52 PM
#38
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I dreamt i was rank 18 in both factions tonight. Oh the horror. D:
10 Apr 2014, 13:59 PM
#39
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German: "Die Bruecke" (The Bridge) - the newer version


Never... ever... watch the new Version of this movie. While it tries to be a serious remake of the classic it feels like an awful parody.

10 Apr 2014, 14:32 PM
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When you get a promotion at work, you leave the boss' office and exclaim "CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN PROMOTED!?"
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