UKF players when their green cover hugging IS dies from a gren rifle nade (it's the third time this hour)
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9 Aug 2022, 16:27 PM
#1
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Why no humor here? I will start!
UKF players when their green cover hugging IS dies from a gren rifle nade (it's the third time this hour)
UKF players when their green cover hugging IS dies from a gren rifle nade (it's the third time this hour)
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10 Aug 2022, 00:12 AM
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Conscripts oorah'd towards my Brumbar on Semois... Brumbar sank itself as well as all the cons when the ice broke 😂
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10 Aug 2022, 01:43 AM
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King tiger one shot full hp full spread commando squad with HEAT.
10 Aug 2022, 12:20 PM
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King tiger one shot full hp full spread commando squad with HEAT.
BasedTiger vs Cucksquad
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10 Aug 2022, 20:17 PM
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the many instances of king (and normal) tiger taking down 5 models on the move in 1 shot
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10 Aug 2022, 23:08 PM
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Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes 
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11 Aug 2022, 00:04 AM
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Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes
Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
11 Aug 2022, 11:23 AM
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Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
I think it's just RNG? The shots were nearby misses, though it wouldn't surprise me that there is a 2-5% hp bug? That said I've lost models before to "nearby misses" so it's not so clean cut.
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12 Aug 2022, 12:36 PM
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Riflemen in teamgames
12 Aug 2022, 13:15 PM
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12 Aug 2022, 13:53 PM
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12 Aug 2022, 14:12 PM
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Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes
that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens
meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell
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12 Aug 2022, 14:13 PM
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Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
I think a retreating squad gets target size reduction to increase survivability. The single player (old patches) squads die like flies so it makes sense for relic to have been implementing something like this for muliplayer
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14 Aug 2022, 17:54 PM
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that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens
meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell
"Terminator units immune to bullets!" or T-800s lol.
Well they had it coming if they send a commando squad anywhere near heavy armour. They can do literally nothing to it, even the cooked ham will bounce off.
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1 Nov 2022, 14:52 PM
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Q: What do you call a USF player with no riflemen?
R: Smart!
Q: What do you get when you cross an AVRE with an axis blob?
A: Complaints on the forum. Zing!
Q: What do you call it when the shocks blob doesn't see the goliath in the crater?
A: Call what? There's nothing left.
Q: A Brit and a Soviet player walk into a bar, the Brit says: "You wish your conscripts could measure up to my IS squads! I can blob them with LMG and kill the axis hordes from far away!"
The soviet player laughs and says: "You know what, I have IS too. Mine can do that AND kill tanks!"
Here all afternoon folks.
R: Smart!
Q: What do you get when you cross an AVRE with an axis blob?
A: Complaints on the forum. Zing!
Q: What do you call it when the shocks blob doesn't see the goliath in the crater?
A: Call what? There's nothing left.
Q: A Brit and a Soviet player walk into a bar, the Brit says: "You wish your conscripts could measure up to my IS squads! I can blob them with LMG and kill the axis hordes from far away!"
The soviet player laughs and says: "You know what, I have IS too. Mine can do that AND kill tanks!"
Here all afternoon folks.
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10 Nov 2022, 00:31 AM
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Q: The other day I told my doctor I play 4v4 randoms in CoH2. He looked surprised at first, but then he looked relieved and said "well that explains the vestigial brain we found..."
Joke courtesy of Rosbone in the shoutbox. With minor alterations.
Joke courtesy of Rosbone in the shoutbox. With minor alterations.
"And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?..The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and... the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough...We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
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