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UKF players when their green cover hugging IS dies from a gren rifle nade (it's the third time this hour)
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King tiger one shot full hp full spread commando squad with HEAT.
BasedTiger vs Cucksquad
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Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes
Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
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Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
I think it's just RNG? The shots were nearby misses, though it wouldn't surprise me that there is a 2-5% hp bug? That said I've lost models before to "nearby misses" so it's not so clean cut.
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Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes
that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens
meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell
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Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
I think a retreating squad gets target size reduction to increase survivability. The single player (old patches) squads die like flies so it makes sense for relic to have been implementing something like this for muliplayer
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that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens
meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell
"Terminator units immune to bullets!" or T-800s lol.
Well they had it coming if they send a commando squad anywhere near heavy armour. They can do literally nothing to it, even the cooked ham will bounce off.
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R: Smart!
Q: What do you get when you cross an AVRE with an axis blob?
A: Complaints on the forum. Zing!
Q: What do you call it when the shocks blob doesn't see the goliath in the crater?
A: Call what? There's nothing left.
Q: A Brit and a Soviet player walk into a bar, the Brit says: "You wish your conscripts could measure up to my IS squads! I can blob them with LMG and kill the axis hordes from far away!"
The soviet player laughs and says: "You know what, I have IS too. Mine can do that AND kill tanks!"
Here all afternoon folks.
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Joke courtesy of Rosbone in the shoutbox. With minor alterations.
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