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9 Aug 2022, 16:27 PM
#1
avatar of BasedSecretary

Posts: 1197

Why no humor here? I will start!

UKF players when their green cover hugging IS dies from a gren rifle nade (it's the third time this hour):*(:*(:*(:*(:*(:*(:*(:*(:*(

10 Aug 2022, 00:12 AM
#2
avatar of KoRneY

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Conscripts oorah'd towards my Brumbar on Semois... Brumbar sank itself as well as all the cons when the ice broke 😂
10 Aug 2022, 01:43 AM
#3
avatar of Support Sapper

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King tiger one shot full hp full spread commando squad with HEAT.
10 Aug 2022, 12:20 PM
#4
avatar of BasedSecretary

Posts: 1197

King tiger one shot full hp full spread commando squad with HEAT.


BasedTiger vs Cucksquad
10 Aug 2022, 20:17 PM
#5
avatar of Katukov

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the many instances of king (and normal) tiger taking down 5 models on the move in 1 shot
10 Aug 2022, 23:08 PM
#6
avatar of Lady Xenarra

Posts: 956

Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes :rofl:
11 Aug 2022, 00:04 AM
#7
avatar of Rosbone

Posts: 2145 | Subs: 2

Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes :rofl:

Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.
11 Aug 2022, 11:23 AM
#8
avatar of Lady Xenarra

Posts: 956

jump backJump back to quoted post11 Aug 2022, 00:04 AMRosbone

Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.

I think it's just RNG? The shots were nearby misses, though it wouldn't surprise me that there is a 2-5% hp bug? That said I've lost models before to "nearby misses" so it's not so clean cut.
12 Aug 2022, 12:36 PM
#9
avatar of aerafield

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Riflemen in teamgames
12 Aug 2022, 13:15 PM
#10
avatar of Katukov

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Riflemen in teamgames


USF in any gamemode
12 Aug 2022, 13:53 PM
#11
avatar of Rosbone

Posts: 2145 | Subs: 2

Riflemen in teamgames

12 Aug 2022, 14:12 PM
#12
avatar of BasedSecretary

Posts: 1197

Near death 1 model vet V Ober retreating through the centre of Ettelbruck, gets targeted directly by a Cromwell and a Comet, ignoring everything else. 3 shots but it still escapes :rofl:


that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens

meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell:*(:*(:*(
12 Aug 2022, 14:13 PM
#13
avatar of BasedSecretary

Posts: 1197

jump backJump back to quoted post11 Aug 2022, 00:04 AMRosbone

Is this phenomena just based on RNG? Or is it a left over bug from vCoh. I recall some certain amount of health (2-5%) that made the unit invincible. You know. Because Relic things.


I think a retreating squad gets target size reduction to increase survivability. The single player (old patches) squads die like flies so it makes sense for relic to have been implementing something like this for muliplayer
14 Aug 2022, 17:54 PM
#14
avatar of Lady Xenarra

Posts: 956



that's why i always advocated for obersoldatens to be renamed basedsoldatens

meanwhile a full hp vet3 commando squad dying from a single king tiger shell:*(:*(:*(


"Terminator units immune to bullets!" or T-800s lol.

Well they had it coming if they send a commando squad anywhere near heavy armour. They can do literally nothing to it, even the cooked ham will bounce off.

1 Nov 2022, 14:52 PM
#15
avatar of donofsandiego

Posts: 1379

Q: What do you call a USF player with no riflemen?
R: Smart!

Q: What do you get when you cross an AVRE with an axis blob?
A: Complaints on the forum. Zing!

Q: What do you call it when the shocks blob doesn't see the goliath in the crater?
A: Call what? There's nothing left.

Q: A Brit and a Soviet player walk into a bar, the Brit says: "You wish your conscripts could measure up to my IS squads! I can blob them with LMG and kill the axis hordes from far away!"
The soviet player laughs and says: "You know what, I have IS too. Mine can do that AND kill tanks!"

Here all afternoon folks.
10 Nov 2022, 00:31 AM
#16
avatar of donofsandiego

Posts: 1379

Q: The other day I told my doctor I play 4v4 randoms in CoH2. He looked surprised at first, but then he looked relieved and said "well that explains the vestigial brain we found..."

Joke courtesy of Rosbone in the shoutbox. With minor alterations.
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