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April's Fools: The April 6th Balance Patch

4 Apr 2016, 09:11 AM
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5 Apr 2016, 15:19 PM
#43
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Is this patch real???
5 Apr 2016, 16:25 PM
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5 Apr 2016, 16:50 PM
#45
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Eindhoven country! I liked that map. There are a few golden nuggets hidden in this "patch" :)
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6 Apr 2016, 00:46 AM
#46
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Considering what was going on there if real patch is gonna ever be released it might be of the same quality as this one.
6 Apr 2016, 08:09 AM
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What time does this patch drop? Anxiously waiting for double panzershreck upgrades.
6 Apr 2016, 12:33 PM
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What time does this patch drop? Anxiously waiting for double panzershreck upgrades.



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6 Apr 2016, 15:39 PM
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6 Apr 2016, 15:54 PM
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oh I hate you guys so much. I didn't look at the date this article was written!
6 Apr 2016, 18:27 PM
#51
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If this isn't actually a patch, I think it should be taken off from the dev's page AND the front page. This is getting ridiculous. It isn't April the 1st anymore and this is still on the from page as if this is an actual patch.
6 Apr 2016, 18:48 PM
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The patch is real :D.
7 Apr 2016, 13:45 PM
#53
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Where can I find the real patch note from today ?
7 Apr 2016, 13:57 PM
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Updated the titles, to make it obvious that this was an April Fools thing. :p
9 Apr 2016, 07:32 AM
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jump backJump back to quoted post7 Apr 2016, 13:57 PMYukiko
Updated the titles, to make it obvious that this was an April Fools thing. :p


Haha, good idea.
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Rosbone: @aerafield Its Relics fault. I try to think like they do to understand and then I stroke out and become retarded for a day or two. :romeoHairDay:
21 Jul 2025, 20:52 PM
aerafield: @Rosbone the game launched two and a half years ago and you use the term "dead on arrival"? :snfPeter:
21 Jul 2025, 11:24 AM
OKSpitfire: I was amazed at how much better it had become in basically all facets. I think the community balance team had already taken over by the time I came back.
19 Jul 2025, 09:21 AM
OKSpitfire: It's hard to recall, exactly. I think I did what a lot of long time fans have done with 3: I was so disappointed by it on release that I just forgot all about the game and didn't play it all for about four years.
19 Jul 2025, 09:19 AM
Rosbone: I bring it up because I see reviews are black and white. People love it or hate it. Was this the way Coh2 was back in the day? I recall people telling me to stay away for a while.
19 Jul 2025, 07:46 AM
Rosbone: On July 15th, Coh3 received a lot of bad reviews. It is at 45% recent and will drop more soon. That game seems DOA more and more every minute.
19 Jul 2025, 07:44 AM
donofsandiego: KRUPP STÄHL UND PORSCHE ARMOUR 😈😈😈😈
18 Jul 2025, 12:51 PM
OKSpitfire: I do like the Guastatori voices too, in fairness but the rest are so forgettable... Coh 1 and 2 had some hilarious lines and of course the absurdly over the top "PRIDE OF THE FATHERLAND" caricature evil tiger commander :lolol:
17 Jul 2025, 16:15 PM
aerafield: The DAK assaultgren/pzjäger voice-over is amazing though, I'll give them that https://youtu.be/vlAy4xK0bqk?si=hgvpYIsnnzTGxRgZ&t=610
17 Jul 2025, 15:28 PM
aerafield: MG42 AND CREW, READY!
17 Jul 2025, 15:26 PM
OKSpitfire: Agree, its definitely closer to 1 than 2, even with the distinct lack of polish.
17 Jul 2025, 11:40 AM
OKSpitfire: I may be a filthy COH 3 enjoyer but I still can't stand the sound, it's so dogshit compared to the previous entries. Forgettable voice acting included.
17 Jul 2025, 11:36 AM
Rosbone: It also feels weird that Coh3 is missing snow/rain etc. Feels more like vCoh Definitive Edition than Coh3.
16 Jul 2025, 16:11 PM
Rosbone: Ahhh so Coh3 is on schedule. The last big thing is observation mode. There are like 3 modes but none are usable for learning. And things will be missed when casting. but I dont see them doing any more updates.
16 Jul 2025, 16:07 PM
aerafield: 3 years give or take, in the middle of 2016 (around 9 months after brits release), Relic stopped caring about CoH2 patches and passed the torch on to a community team
16 Jul 2025, 12:54 PM
Rosbone: How many years did Coh2 evolve?
16 Jul 2025, 04:51 AM
Rosbone: By ending development they are literally killing their own IP. no one cares about Coh3 because it will never evolve. It is in a done state. the end. So their is nothing to report and build hype around.
16 Jul 2025, 04:50 AM
Rosbone: They will pretend they care and push out DLC to scrape whatever money they can from the small group playing it. that is the only news you will read from now on.
16 Jul 2025, 04:43 AM
Rosbone: Stillborn and they have abandoned it. Thus doing what I said they would 5 years ago... kill the community. How are they so blind that everyone saw this coming but them?
16 Jul 2025, 04:42 AM
Rosbone: @aerafield I agree. It is a working game. It will not get the Coh2 people to come over and it is not finished yet. So there is really nothing to talk about for Coh3.
16 Jul 2025, 04:40 AM

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