Profile of Kyle

> An Asian guy story
> Highest rank was in top 50 all 4 factions 1vs1, Top 12 Axis 2vs2, Top 50 Allies 2vs2

1: I love vCOH2

> Joining Alpha Stress test.
> Joining Beta Stress Test.
> OMGTHISISGOLD.png
> Pre-order this " Collection Edition " ( sorry wallet )
> Buy every fucking commanders they have ( P2W ftw you god damn peseant )
> Got enough bullshit with lag, balance, performance, many shit
> Still love this game so much, deciced to give it another chance.

2: Please don't fail me WFA Army

> Pre-order WFA army.
> Got hyped so much that will do anything to join the alpha ( my buddy " bought " the alpha key for me .... Thanks Troy )
> Wet my Pants when play Alpha. Hope when come out the game will be gold
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>Shitty mess.
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> Stil come back here to see if they fix the game yet. Why? Because I pay so much for this game
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> PLz buy our Campaign DLC.
> Goodbye COH2.


3: Where should I go?

=> 800$ on CS:GO items and lost 300$ on betting.
=> still play CS:Go like crazy, haven't touch COH2 at all ( Only turn on the game once to watch SturmtigerGiap replay )

Oh yeah, I mean it Relic. tell Volvo to teach you how to get money from player.

2/3 of my inventory is on CS:GO Lounge.

1,161 hrs on record
last played on 10 Sep

Yes Yes keep talking.

wuff is right: The state of balance before WFA was okay: only problem was ISU + mine wiped squad a lot because of the AOE profile but overall it was pretty good.

I knew that when WFA come out balance will always be the #1 issue but I didn't know that it's gonna be THIS BIG: 90% players always want to play Axis.

7 words: " Make love " to COH2 and play CS:GO!

Why ? Good Performance, better balance + No P2W bullshit.

2 months in CS:GO ( From July ) and Lord Gabe took 95$ dollars from me for all of those Factory New StatTrak guns, those " good looking sticker " stuff. Lord Gabe can have all of those money and I'm not gonna complain because by all means, I'm his little slave.

I'm stupid am I? all of those shit I pay for will not bring me any advantage, fuck me right ? Also, fuck me for praying to RnG God when I open case to have something that will not in anyway interfere with the gameplay balance right ?

I know that these 2 games are completely different in gaming mode but there is 1 thing in common: Competitive gameplay.

That's all folks.

P/S:

- A COH1 Veteran Lover: Check
- Pre-order COH2 after the very first Alpha Stress test: Check
- Buy every P2W commmanders and then after sometimes some of them turn into completely trash: Check
- Rage at game Balance: Check
- Rage at game performance: Check
- Feeling like a 8 years old when I heard WFA gonna come out in Summer: Check
- Jizzed in my pants twice after testing out WFA Alpha test: Check
- WFA come out with balance problem, even worse performance, introduce RnG God drop that EFFECT the gameplay, more P2W commanders: Check
- Feel tired, decided to try some CS:GO games that I bought when it was on summer sale: Check
- Holy shit this game is okay?:Check
- Holy mother of lord those cool looking gun only effect the visual but not the gameplay: Check
- Holy Jesus I can sell stuff that I don't want for money???: Check
- Lord Gabe please take me as your slave, here's 95$ btw: Check.

I was mocking the points that werent that involved with their sniper ability.

If its true, which ill find out very soon, then i guess Trollic (Relic) has made Axis troll Allies more.

Actually what I was trying to say is: Jager Light Infantry are now Sniper team with good abilities.

- They can drop enemy way faster than before ( Almost like a Sniper Team ).

- They have more health + more man than the normal sniper squad so this infantry even if caught off guard have more chance of make it back to base.

- If I'm not wrong, they can hold fire + camo when in cover so you can wait for enemy to get close and then throw 4 grenade for 10 muni! ( sweat deal )

- Trap point also let them protect themselves when retreat ( don't you guy use it ? )


Who need Ober when JLI can come out at 2CP for only 300manpower + kill enemy faster.