Profile of CookiezNcreem

You know you play too much COh2 when..

You're driving in your car and you come across a yellow light,and you yell "KNOCK THAT TANK OFF ITS TRACKS!!!" and you speed through the light as if youre a ramming T34.

Youre working/cooking something and imagine a little black and yellow bar above you're head.
and when you're done you yell "ITS FINISHED" or "MINES PLANTED" in an engineer voice

When you have a bottle of Gatorade and pretend you're a shocktrooper with a PPSH.
Or you throw away an empty bottle and you throw it like its a molotov.


When you're walking in the cold walking somewhere and you pretend you're a conscript or a grenadier during a blizzard and you say to yourself "FREEZING HERE"(German mortar voice)

You take a shower and turn the water ALL the way to HOT and pretend you're a panzer grenadier with 100000000000 health being burned by a KV8/Incendiary barrage

You turn on your car during the winter months and say "Engines are warm. scout car needs orders"


Please tell me im not the only one that does these things...and if you do,please share it here,and remember to start it with "You know you play too much COh2 when"

ISU sucks unless its surrounded by a wall of IS2s and guards.

and Elefant ive found goes down extremely quick with a well coordinated mark vehicle teamwork attack,like 4 t34-85s from different angles and an IS2 head on with mark vehicle after you snuck them around the map or something like that....you just gotta do something cheeky and ballsy with teamwork in order to knock it out.

I enjoy it. it makes me feel like im playing the VCoh Tiger hunting mission

make each pioneer split up go and build each mine on their own at reduced speed. Fixed? No more refunding and if the squad is down 2 or 3 men then it will naturally take longer to build and if u don't finish it the minefield won't work until the last squares are completed! They can be finished later as we'll if u come under fire.

I would do that by spawning a commander ability to the map.
For example ABILITY.GERMAN.STUKA_AERIAL_SUPERIORITY_RECON

Do you have a list of these commands somewhere?(including the Invulernability command?)

interesting,how would you do this for multiple buildings